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never really thought to put all my zodiacs together. says here i’m a tricky, flighty bitch with big dick energy and a talent for starting fires. maybe there’s something to this after all?
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Mine said my lucky colors are red, green, and glod. Glod is a color a horse would like I guess.
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Feb 14, 2024 01:01
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I am a Dog apparently
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Feb 14, 2024 01:03
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Year of the Snek
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Feb 14, 2024 01:04
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dang, earth dragon + Sagittarius   didn't know I was so badass
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Feb 14, 2024 01:19
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Wood Dragon sounds like a weird character in Metal Gear Solid Or maybe a maverick in MegaMan X
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Feb 14, 2024 02:05
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Also you gotta wear red every day in your animal year to avoid bad luck
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Feb 14, 2024 02:37
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Yang Metal Horse, which I THINK makes me the most Big Dick Energy zodiac sign?
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Feb 14, 2024 02:56
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DemonToadGoat posted:Also you gotta wear red every day in your animal year to avoid bad luck that's easy. we can all wear our MAGA hats every day Asterite34 posted:Yang Metal Horse, which I THINK makes me the most Big Dick Energy zodiac sign? yo, for your safety steer clear of Mike Pence
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Asterite34 posted:Yang Metal Horse, which I THINK makes me the most Big Dick Energy zodiac sign? metal is the workaholic middle manager element
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Feb 14, 2024 03:03
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Sagittarius born in the year of the Horse, it don’t get any betta
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TrashMammal posted:metal is the workaholic middle manager element As a Virgo... yeah that tracks 
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Feb 14, 2024 03:55
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Piss And Shittium posted:dragon's must have terrible heartburn Not since discovering Nexium! Shout out to all my other earth dragons in here, we can't put our birth year in our email addresses or on a jersey because people will assume the worst, woo! Except you johnny-come-latelys in Jan/Feb '89, I guess.
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:this year sure is dragon on amirite it’s a real 龍 year that’s for sure anyway i’m a water monkey and a libra, which makes me sound personable and fun but unfortunately all of my other planets and poo poo are all Scorpio
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Feb 14, 2024 08:36
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My western zodiac sign is the two naked dudes touching eachother so I'm winning on all fronts.
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Feb 14, 2024 11:24
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Mulaney Power Move posted:I'm a loving wood rat Better than me, a squishy waterrat? Splish splash
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Feb 14, 2024 11:33
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Rat and pig are the best, and I say that as a dragon. 
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Feb 14, 2024 12:41
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Fun metal fact: In the astronomical community, any element heavier than helium is considered a metal.
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wizardofloneliness posted:Goats represent, we’re the unluckiest and people plan their baby-making to make sure they don’t have one of us.  I'm also a Libra so astrologically my life is supposed to suck 
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Feb 14, 2024 13:22
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Wonder what dragon eggs taste like
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Feb 14, 2024 13:27
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Saalkin posted:Wonder what dragon eggs taste like unless youre a king youll never find out
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Feb 14, 2024 14:04
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Kind of meh on this element stuff. Nothing that fire brings to the table that dragon hasn't already, you know?
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DemonToadGoat posted:I'm a Sagittarius Dragon, so I'm allowed to be the most pretentious poo poo in the world. I feel personally attacked
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Feb 14, 2024 16:31
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TK8325 posted:unless youre a king youll never find out We're all kings, king.
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Feb 14, 2024 16:46
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I am earth snake
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Feb 14, 2024 16:50
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blight rhino posted:i'm a water dog, and apparently we just kind of suck in general. that's impossible, we are too pretty to suck 
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Feb 14, 2024 18:10
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I think I'm rabbit but I don't feel very lucky.
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Feb 14, 2024 19:20
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Tarquinn posted:Rat and pig are the best, and I say that as a dragon. We dragons are commendably magnanimous.
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Feb 14, 2024 22:58
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The Moon Monster posted:We dragons are commendably magnanimous. True. Have to treat the lesser folks well. 
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:tell me its the genetically inferior pug
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I can never remember the horoscope stuff so I usually just pick whatever I can think of and everyone just goes "yeah, that makes so much sense" anyway. So I'm thinking Wind Goat, Capricorn today. Edit: gently caress I didn't realise wind wasn't one. Wood then.
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