how to get my action hero wife to stop jumping out our window

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it's on the ground floor so i'm not that worried about her sustaining serious injuries but like it's getting really expensive at this point. i get it if there's bad guys coming to shoot her or whatever (although that's a different can of worms tbh) but like sometimes i'll just ask her to take out the trash or do the dishes and there she goes

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# ? Feb 19, 2024 08:57

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Get some window decals that look like a hawk silhouette.

# ? Feb 19, 2024 18:03

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Buttchocks posted:

Get some window decals that look like a hawk silhouette.

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# ? Feb 19, 2024 18:25

google THIS

I hear you OP, my wife is trying to quite a four-pane-a-day habit. She tells me she's getting help but still I catch her whispering to the Andersen guy, asking how dramatically the glass would shatter in slow motion

# ? Feb 19, 2024 22:48

Ass-penny

my wife is a banh mi so I really can't relate to this post

# ? Feb 20, 2024 00:11

Ass-penny

but I did have a thought, so your windows open, op??

# ? Feb 20, 2024 00:12

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my action hero wife says jumping out the window as opposed to using the door cuts 3 seconds off her commute to city hall to protect it from terrorists. am i the rear end in a top hat for insisting she use the door?

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# ? Feb 20, 2024 01:22

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rear end-penny posted:

my wife is a banh mi so I really can't relate to this post

This made me flashback to when I lost my own banh mi wife to a window jumping accident. I still remember the mayonnaise, dripping down the pane...

# ? Feb 20, 2024 23:16

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that window was three days away from retirement...

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