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you have to pay me to tihnk op. my brain is too valuiable
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If he gets ya with the horn you get full blown aids so watch out mister
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:If he gets ya with the horn you get full blown aids so watch out mister Look if you're getting yourself gored by a unicorn, just putting it out there, you probably did something to deserve it. Probably either a person of evil intent, left handed, or work in advertising. Unicorns know your sins.
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Feb 21, 2024 11:46
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:
heh... unicorns only show themselves to virgins pure of heart, OP...
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Feb 21, 2024 11:49
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that vein in its neck looks real delicious bet I could hit that fucker blindfolded from across the room
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les enfants Terrific! posted:that vein in its neck looks real delicious bet I could hit that fucker blindfolded from across the room You see here's someone who's 100% gonna get gored by a unicorn at some point in there life.
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Feb 21, 2024 11:55
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It's eating itself, do they often do that? It does explain why it's so skinny I guess.
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just noticed its not horse-like tail
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wizard2 posted:heh... unicorns only show themselves to virgins pure of heart, OP... Well I'm a racist virgin and I see it. What now?
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huhn, It has a wizard's beard.
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He had to unscrew about fifteen screws Before he could pull the panel off the back To get in the fecking thing But just as he did so, he said he saw summat That slipped inside behind the panel down the back of it Must have been some leaflets or a bill maybe I didn't wanna lose the bill in case it was a final warning So we both tried to get the back off and work out If there were any more screws to get out or if we left any in And when he looked down the back of the TV, his eyes just froze Before he rammed his hand in, saying, "No poo poo!" He's looking at me absolutely speechless He can't quite believe what he's trying to pull out the slit I get up, wondering what he's smiling about He's shaking his head at this point with the biggest of grins I look down the back of the TV and that's where it was In all its glory: my thousand quid It's the end of something I did not want to end Beginning of hard times to come But something that was not meant to be is done And this is the start of what was About two this afternoon, the last of the people left my house 'Cause they never stop chatting 'til all the racket's gone I really feel like things clicked into place at some point Or maybe it's the fact that me and Alison really got on Or maybe it's that I realised that it is true No-one's really there fighting for you in the last garrison No-one except yourself that is, no-one except you You are the one who's got your back 'til the last deed's done Scott can't have my back 'til the absolute end 'Cause he's got to look out for what over his horizon He's gotta make sure he's not lonely, not broke It's enough to worry about keeping his own head above I shut the door behind me, huddled up in my coat Condensation floating off my breath, squinted out the sun My jeans felt a bit tight, I think I washed them too high I was gonna be late, so I picked up my pace to run
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Mar 13, 2024 08:11
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Worf posted:Nvidia has gone too far this time Do not deny me my video card box art erotica
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Mar 13, 2024 08:47
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Do not deny me my video card box art erotica You may only look at box art from the GeForce 4 mx440
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It's alright. But I have a question for you. What do you think of this?
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