every morning its like... great! more fingernail...

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Khanstant

give me a break, do they really need to grow every day??

# ? Feb 25, 2024 03:01

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# ? May 8, 2024 06:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

don't get me started on palm hair

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# ? Feb 25, 2024 03:08

DoomCroissant: Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust

goddammit, who put all this earwax in there again?

# ? Feb 25, 2024 04:18

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

But farts are nice.

# ? Feb 25, 2024 05:34

Khanstant

farts come off by themselves u dont have 2 get metal involved

# ? Feb 25, 2024 05:43

Khanstant

it would suck to be a caveman bc you just have to walk around with longass nails or be a nail biter or use a different tool i guess

# ? Feb 25, 2024 05:44

Khanstant

do other apes have this problem or are they all nail biting stressed out

# ? Feb 25, 2024 05:45

Escape From Noise

Don't do the finger if u can't handle THE NAIL!

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Feb 25, 2024 14:44

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep

Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster

Dares Box Trump

strange how when you say you 'nailed it' you're doing a good job but if you say you 'fingered it' you're on thin ice

anyway that's why im no longer a farrier

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Feb 25, 2024 15:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

strange how when you say you 'nailed it' you're doing a good job but if you say you 'fingered it' you're on thin ice

anyway that's why im no longer a farrier

lmao

# ? Feb 25, 2024 18:42

baka of lathspell

Khanstant posted:

give me a break, do they really need to grow every day??

its bogus op

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# ? Feb 25, 2024 23:17

nut

I trim them weekly and add them to a collection that I figure one day if I am beyond lonely i will build a lebron james out of them on instagram and I can leave happy

# ? Feb 25, 2024 23:47

google THIS

DoomCroissant posted:

i figured out the solution

just slice your fingertips off

problem solved, stubby fingz

Human declawing is a controversial practice

# ? Feb 27, 2024 01:10

Khanstant

Kempy posted:

i have seen ants eat my fingernail clipping

take a picture next time the scientists njeed to know

# ? Feb 27, 2024 06:21

DoomCroissant: Roll D3 for Delicious Flaky Crust

google THIS posted:

Human declawing is a controversial practice

namely the fact that, by law, all those who receive procedure must be called stubby fingz

# ? Feb 27, 2024 13:34

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

they call me johnny joestar cuz i can't stand these nails

# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:06

Khanstant

that and the name tag, baseball cap, keychain, necklace, t-shirt, custom branded board shorts, and heraldic banner flag on a halberd, all smothered in the name "johnny joestar"

# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:25

google THIS

In Groundhog Day do you think Bill Murray's character never had to clip his nails? What if they were right at that point where they get annoying and he had to clip them every single day? The movie never makes that clear

Maybe when Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow what he's really seeing is the sunlight glinting off his nails, and he thinks to himself "poo poo, I need to clip these drat things, AGAIN" and that's why he scurries back into his hole?

# ? Feb 27, 2024 19:44

RavenousScoot

hamster teeth keep growing so they gnaw a stick, just get a stick and make hamster motions on it with your hands

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Feb 28, 2024 01:41

calhoun

Thunder Moose posted:

But farts are nice.

whats a but fart?

# ? Feb 29, 2024 16:21

RavenousScoot

gets up and looks out the window, zooms in on the sun giving the shaka but zooms in more to inflamed hangnails

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Feb 29, 2024 16:33

google THIS

calhoun posted:

whats a but fart?

nm whats a but fart with you

# ? Feb 29, 2024 19:59

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep

Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster

Dares Box Trump

but farting, I? :thunk:

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Feb 29, 2024 21:13

Gaylor Moon: Gender? I hardly know'er

hell, imagine being Trent Reznor and how he has to deal with his

# ? Mar 1, 2024 00:11

Khanstant

I just wish someone would tell him there is already a higher guiness record

# ? Mar 1, 2024 05:58

RavenousScoot

wait are we setting up to try for the highest guiness chugged?
I'll fire up my fingernails

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Mar 1, 2024 06:11

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Escape From Noise posted:

Don't do the finger if u can't handle THE NAIL!

please trim yuor nails if you're gonna be fingering

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Mar 1, 2024 09:45

Escape From Noise

Fingernails are pretty
Fingernails taste good
Seems that all I ever wanted was them to stop growing and taking over my booodyyyyyy

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Mar 1, 2024 10:20

Khanstant

damning hell it is another gently caress with fingernails day

# ? Mar 6, 2024 17:18

RavenousScoot

least it's not a toenail day

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Mar 6, 2024 17:33

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# ? May 8, 2024 06:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

RavenousScoot posted:

least it's not a toenail day

NEVER skip toenail day :nyd:

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# ? Mar 6, 2024 17:36

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