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In the the city of Jerusalem on the year of our lord 5784 (תשפ״ד) 1.For mayor: ________________________ Mr. mediocrity  * currant mayor * used to be much fatter but had a heart attack or something * is like 100% gonna win The Innsmouth Cook  * was the deputy mayor * has a stupid name * why even run  Now for the actual elections.2.For city council: ________________________ (I)  "You may recognize me as the fishface running for mayor, please vote me and my useless buddies" (II)  "I'm with one of the religious parties and I promise to be just as corrupt and venal as any!" (III)  "I'm a young reformer, I think. not too much reform obviously, otherwise I'd have to actually do poo poo" (IV)  "Did somebody say religious party?" (V)  "We're what passes for the extreme left these days: being an alliance of Jewish and Arab citizens. Pretty sure we'll never get the chance to actually improve anything." (VI)  "But before I kill you Mr. Bond.. No wait!" (VII)  I think that might be a mannikin (VIII)  "Combining religious intolerance AND far right politics means huge savings for you!" (IX)  "Hey again it's me the current mayor, still doing my bare minimum" (X)  "I promise I am not a stage magician or a self-help guru, I promise" (XI)  "If you don't come down here and support the party-in-charge-who-allowed-the-ongoing-crisis-to-occur right now young man, I'll box you ears in!" (XII)  "Frozen in a JPEG, send help!" (XIII)  "Another slice of religious corruption? don't mind if I do!" (XIV)  "What? calling ourselves "united" and posing like this looks a bit fascist? I don't look like Mussolini in the slightest!" (XV)  "We may want to begin a religious corruption orchestra!" Please post your reasoned and well considered choice quickly as the elections are tomorrow. Goku is ineligible.
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Feb 26, 2024 17:19
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Vote for IX, because not all change is positive or beneficial, so there is no reason to take such a needless risk, OP.
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Feb 26, 2024 17:23
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Unclear from the OP if any of them are not murderous psychopaths. If anyone fits that description, vote for that one.
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Feb 26, 2024 17:23
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EorayMel posted:Vote for IX, because not all change is positive or beneficial, so there is no reason to take such a needless risk, OP. also having the mayor on the city council seems really really funny
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Feb 26, 2024 17:25
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I'm reasonably certain (V) are the good guys here but I will not curtail internet democracy.
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Feb 26, 2024 17:25
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Goddamn ol' Fishfuck looks like this in every photo 
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Feb 26, 2024 17:31
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Ahh another beautiful day at the shining beacon of democracy which is Israel and I am so excited about making my contribution in the electoral process that I'm extra gassy today. Hopefully gassy enough to propel me to the voting place on the power of air escaping my rear.
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Feb 27, 2024 08:05
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By popular demand posted:Goku is ineligible.
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Feb 27, 2024 08:35
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By popular demand posted:(XI) she looks like my cousin. that is all, i don'y have anything to contribute
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Feb 27, 2024 09:47
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By popular demand posted:(VII) Yeah this is 100% a mannequin looking to take over humanity.
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Feb 27, 2024 11:19
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Voting is a trap designed by counter revolutionaries
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Feb 27, 2024 16:51
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teh poll isnt working op
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Feb 27, 2024 17:08
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That's because...hehe...there isn't one!
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Feb 27, 2024 17:14
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I didn’t realize מיצ פטל was an election issue. Obviously vote for that guy
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Feb 27, 2024 18:11
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This is actually the first election in my life I'm skipping because I'm just getting over an illness and it's raining. Though obviously all those ugly bearded guys aren't helping.
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Feb 27, 2024 18:16
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Write in Goku, anyway.
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Feb 27, 2024 22:13
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The polling stations have been closed for hours but I wrote it on a note and I'll place it in a random mailbox, as god intended.
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Feb 27, 2024 22:33
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