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aperion
May 15, 2007

i want to believe
Grimey Drawer
Dangeruss Wilson
85 million dollars
Careful, it's spicy

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Russell Wilson is
Going to play in Pittsburgh.
It will not go well.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Justin Fields Looks,
Sees two open receivers wide,
Tucks it and runs again.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
The Texans were bad
Then, the next year, they were not
Thank you, Lovie Smith

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
They Might Be Giants
*rips open envelope, reads*
Who’s worse than the Jets?

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Bidwill won't bid for
A decent loving grass field
Builds fire in my gut

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Cowboys at Seahawks
Romo's botch immortalized
As a forums smilie

:romo:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

check out those big boys
trent brown and orlando brown
fifth sack of the game

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

lee evans touchdown
ravens make the super bowl
joe flacco my dad

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Santonio Holmes
Hangs on with perfect footwork
Cardinals blow it

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

i spot a blue jay
ravens are losing today
fire john harbaugh NOW

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Edward Mass posted:

Cowboys at Seahawks
Romo's botch immortalized
As a forums smilie

:romo:

I think you need to
Remove the excess letter
Your last line is six

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




So many haikus
That are not five seven five
Goons just can not count

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Hit the turf again
How many sacks is that now
Maybe nine, lost track

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Mr. Nice! posted:

I think you need to
Remove the excess letter
Your last line is six

I pronounce it 'form'
Am I mispronouncing it?
Maybe. Whatever.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
There once was a quarterback smug
Who took mind altering drugs
Said vaccines were a joke
9/11 a hoax
Now he'll make one more Jets season a dud.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Edward Mass posted:

I pronounce it 'form'
Am I mispronouncing it?
Maybe. Whatever.

forum is not form
the word has two syllables
for um is correct

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
A dumpster on fire
Eternal disappointment
I'll watch anyway

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Marvin open deep
Kyler can't see past his line
Sack, loss of 7

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Insane college speed
Time comes for everybody
Now height's a problem

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

gio bernard down
i am glad the bengals lost
joey porter too

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Giants first round pick
It's quarterback Daniel Jones
Everyone says "gently caress"

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

Open Mouth Kisses
Tom Brady Loves His Children
He Really Loves Them

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

released from prison
shackles opened, chains broken
the weight of russ remains

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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fartknocker posted:

Giants first round pick
It's quarterback Daniel Jones
Everyone says "gently caress"

The Giants pick Jones
The rest of the division
Laughs most heartily

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Dakota Prescott
He's a Top 5 quarterback
In his division

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