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Harald posted:I'm missing out on the Big Game and I had season tickets. I had to give them to my ex-wife and that stupid idiot Gary. This guy gets it.
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Jesus I could go for a taco and a beer
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Mar 19, 2024 02:08
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Should we just go through the drive-thru?
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Should we just go through the drive-thru? It's a drive through liquor store so... ??
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*takes a drink Jimbone, we've been partners for what now? 10 years? God drat I love you brother.
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Don't do this to me man. I don't want to get hurt again.
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redshirt posted:Hey, if you can't play into the bit there's plenty of desk jobs just waiting for smart asses.
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Don't do this to me man. I just got two weeks to retirement brother and then I'm gold. Little Susie just got her braces and everything is great!
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Mar 19, 2024 19:59
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Gonna go pick up some crullers, what do you want?
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redshirt posted:Gonna go pick up some crullers, what do you want? A dozen glazed and a diet coke.
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Mar 20, 2024 03:04
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Six no foam lattes and an ostrich frittata
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two boxes of dunks and a bucket
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I've had dibs on Kitty Pryde since the 6th grade! You have to pick someone else as your fantasy X-men crush! No! I'm calling it in. "This is Detective Smith, I'm hereby claiming Kitty Pryde is exclusively my X-Men waifu! Over!" There, it's official and over! You have to pick someone else! Mystique? I guess that's a--- WAIT! Are you picking Mystique because you're going to have her shapeshift into looking and acting like Kitty! You son of a bitch!
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Is Blink taken? I call dibs on blink.
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All teams, please report in with an update ASAP. The chief has just informed us we may need to cancel the stake out, there may be an issue with the extended warranty on our surveillance vehicles 
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Mar 20, 2024 04:32
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Code blue. Code blue. Car 27 is out of Mountain dew code blue. Over.
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A huge bag of sugar free gummy bears and a box of depends.
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fartknocker posted:All teams, please report in with an update ASAP. Our piss jugs are full, need more ASAP
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Mar 21, 2024 02:41
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Wait a minute, that was piss in that jug? Where's my Gatorade?
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Smugworth posted:Wait a minute, that was piss in that jug? Where's my Gatorade? The Ouroboros of a stake out
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Did someone drink my piss jug!? That was camel piss! I can only get that stuff at the specialty store. 
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I think my wife is cheating on me but she only dates cops. Say... why'd you call out yesterday?
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Mozi posted:just piss in my mouth, that's what partners are for “And you can smell my fart.” - Chuck Berry, RIP
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You mind if I rub one out real quick
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:You mind if I rub one out real quick This is the eighth time today man
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The boys back at the shop stare at us with dead eyes as we turn the undercover car in for servicing, at least two of them are visibly doing Taxi Driver monologues in their heads.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:The boys back at the shop stare at us with dead eyes as we turn the undercover car in for servicing, at least two of them are visibly doing Taxi Driver monologues in their heads. The shop foreman: 
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Funky See Funky Do posted:The boys back at the shop stare at us with dead eyes as we turn the undercover car in for servicing, at least two of them are visibly doing Taxi Driver monologues in their heads. *tosses you the keys We'll be back in the Evidence Room for a bit. Get this ready in about.... an hour.
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