Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
swamp thong
Nov 6, 2023
how far would you for a day off

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

once as a hotel concierge a guest asked me to open a beer bottle but I didn't have the opener so did the edge of the counter trick. the neck snapped off and I plunged my wrist through an inch of glass

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

i say swears online posted:

once as a hotel concierge a guest asked me to open a beer bottle but I didn't have the opener so did the edge of the counter trick. the neck snapped off and I plunged my wrist through an inch of glass

lmao i'd love to be the guest standing there and being like "uhhhh could you get me another one???"

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

i say swears online posted:

once as a hotel concierge a guest asked me to open a beer bottle but I didn't have the opener so did the edge of the counter trick. the neck snapped off and I plunged my wrist through an inch of glass

:eyepop:

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply