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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




hot cocoa on the couch posted:

yup. and i will be enforcing this. with extreme prejudice

sorry but the sun’s out, having the guns out can’t be helped

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Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Everybody needs to get punched in the face at least once. And everybody needs to punch somebody else in the face at least once.

I'm serious. Let me explain.

First, you WILL be shocked the first time it happens. You won't be the second, so you have nothing to fear and can react better. Second, it actually hurts to punch someone in the face - so you won't be surprised when that happens either. It's best to do this at a young age - early teens - to minimise any potential damage.

So you see, this way people can learn that getting into fights is generally a bad idea.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

big nipples big life posted:

besides your body having to be registered as a lethal weapon in 43 states.

Big ponytail guy energy

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Valko posted:

Second, it actually hurts to punch someone in the face - so you won't be surprised when that happens either.

Maybe if youre a puss.

My fists are like shovels made from asbestos.

tetSUOOO
Mar 1, 2024
being part of a mutually consentual punch exchange is an easy way to lose weight, and it's barrels of laughter to top it off! you can use it for a lot of things, from resolving arguments both personal and political, to deciding food serving order at the school lunchroom

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
it's beautiful to witness your poo poo post grow up this quickly

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'm a pacifist vegetarian big softy but god damned do I love punching bullies.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I've never been punched

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m glad my bully, Saalkin, finally got banned. That guy’s a real jerk!!!

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Now we just gotta get wendigee outta here

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Toxic Mental posted:

I've never been punched

This is the most common answer for good reason, as it is the most common experience.

Conversely, I have punched and been punched so much I know it's not on any normal metric.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’m glad my bully, Saalkin, finally got banned. That guy’s a real jerk!!!

:hehe:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I honestly love fighting and am really good at it

AND

I really love kicking the poo poo out of bullies and assholes

I haven't had to since 2007 but I'm always willing, able, and ready.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
In 2007 I was a himbo. Still a nonviolent state of being.

tetSUOOO
Mar 1, 2024
i used to get punched, but then i learn to punch

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Im honestly ready to go right now

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Toxic Mental posted:

Now we just gotta get wendigee outta here

yup

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Poohs Packin posted:

Im honestly ready to go right now

Hell yeah

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