Getting baked at the ren faire

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Escape From Noise

Gettin' it ready.

Kneadin' bunz!

Fire em up and put them in the oven!!

LIKE A SANDWICH!

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# ? Mar 22, 2024 03:31

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:04

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Getting trashed at the rival stimpy faire across the street

# ? Mar 22, 2024 18:34

RavenousScoot

huffing jenkem at the cow and chicken carnival

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# ? Mar 22, 2024 18:40

google THIS

stimpy faire crew whenever they see ren faire crew

# ? Mar 22, 2024 18:53

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Getting roasted at the Jester Fest

# ? Mar 22, 2024 19:12

RavenousScoot

Proud larpers are baking and breaking bread, a lot of it, at your local ren faire, and the whining, wimpy celiacs can't stomach it! #crumbs

THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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# ? Mar 22, 2024 19:37

google THIS

Buttchocks posted:

Getting roasted at the Jester Fest

My wife sent me out to buy tickets to Jester Fest, turns out it was a fool's errand :dadjoke:

# ? Mar 22, 2024 19:47

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

drunk driving a horse at the Medieval Times

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# ? Mar 22, 2024 19:49

treasure bear

i would never get baked, it's antithetical to the vibe im cultivating next to the blacksmithing demonstration area

# ? Mar 22, 2024 20:34

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

drunk driving a horse at the goth club

thank you snuff melange for the beautiful winter siggy~!

# ? Mar 23, 2024 03:09

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

drunk driving a horse through a LARP encampment

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# ? Mar 23, 2024 03:23

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

siri where can i drunk drive a horse

siri

alexa, ask siri to hey google askjeeves where horse drive drunk

google

hello? drunk drive horse real or fake

siri help

alexa horse

drunk horse drive where
google

somebody please

hoelp,,

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# ? Mar 23, 2024 03:25

RavenousScoot

drink driving the horse is legal if the hoese is dronk too :eng101:

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# ? Mar 23, 2024 03:51

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

RavenousScoot posted:

drink driving the horse is legal if the hoese is dronk too

SIRI WHAT KIND OF WHISKEY DO HORSES LIKE, ALEXA BUY HORSE WHISKEY, GOOGLE, HEYGOOGLE, ALEXA YOU MOTHERFUCKER JEEVES??? JEEVES BUY HORSE WHISKEY

CORTANA??.?.???? WHISKEY HORSE DOT EBAY DOT COM PURXHASE

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# ? Mar 23, 2024 06:57

RavenousScoot

listen I know what you think, but at the beginning of the day I pour my horse one shot of johnnie walker at a time like anyone else

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# ? Mar 23, 2024 07:35

Escape From Noise

So we're not allowed to drink horse whiskey anymore? AS GOD INTENDED???

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# ? Mar 23, 2024 08:11

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

mY HORSE LAWYWRS WONT TAKE KINDLY TO THIS NEWS SIRRAH

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# ? Mar 23, 2024 08:51

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

whiskeyey weed bitch re oorting for duty 🫡

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# ? Mar 23, 2024 09:39

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

my wife

she wanted fries from the gas station

so i yried to get the taxi to drop us off there and i'd give her a piggy back ride the like 7 blocks home or whatever

but then she refuses to get out of thecar at the gas station so i ask theguy to just take us to home instead and i order tacos for her

but now she's half passed out in bed despite requesting tacos

she's gonna try and convinc e me she can eat tacos in bed when theu y show up in like 20 minutes huh

:baduk:

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# ? Mar 23, 2024 09:42

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

she is refusing the tacos

let it be known

i tried to get her to eat the taacos so much that she's pissed off about it

let it be known

tomorrow morn when she bemoans the lack of having eaten food tonight

i am free from blame

zoya.... inoocent ....,

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# ? Mar 23, 2024 10:01

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

ok thats not getting baked at the renfaire, that's baking at the renfaire and the difference is so important, like for your survival

# ? Mar 23, 2024 13:00

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

woops those last 3 posts were meant for the trashed thread how'd i gently caress that up

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# ? Mar 23, 2024 14:47

Visions of Valerie: Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

Zoya posted:

siri where can i drunk drive a horse

siri

alexa, ask siri to hey google askjeeves where horse drive drunk

google

hello? drunk drive horse real or fake

siri help

alexa horse

drunk horse drive where
google

somebody please

hoelp,,

# ? Mar 23, 2024 15:29

Visions of Valerie: Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

jousting but the rings are made of smoke and the lances are huge blunts

# ? Mar 23, 2024 15:29

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

eyyyy, look at me, I'm the Green Knight lmao

# ? Mar 25, 2024 00:56

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I got impaled at the Ren Fair when I tried LARP the story of Excalibur while baked. They called it Sword in the Stoned.

# ? Mar 25, 2024 01:00

Ass-penny

so, just like a normal day at the ren faire?

# ? Mar 25, 2024 02:45

Ass-penny

I remember once a patron was telling me "ahhh the ren faire, where you catch a wiff of marijuana and just laugh about it."

the back of my mind I'm like, what do you do when you smell weed in town? I just handed him his beer and waited for him to leave, lmao

# ? Mar 25, 2024 02:47

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

im halfway stuffed into the oven before i realize the misunderstanding that's occurred here

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# ? Mar 25, 2024 09:47

Ass-penny

one time at the ren faire I was chuffing down a fat doink in a port-a-potty and the person in the stall next to me said, to their spouse, "ugh, honey, it smells like weed in here"
I loudly replied "tell me about it," before throwing open my door and walking past the spouse trailing weed smoke, and walking directly into an employees only area

# ? Mar 25, 2024 21:04

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:04

Zoya: echoes of a distant past,
bodies die but voices last.
once were held within a cell,
your mind is where these voices dwell.

rear end-penny posted:

I remember once a patron was telling me "ahhh the ren faire, where you catch a wiff of marijuana and just laugh about it."

the back of my mind I'm like, what do you do when you smell weed in town? I just handed him his beer and waited for him to leave, lmao

last year i had to go to a work conference thing with some of the disgusting ghouls i (pretend to) work with in order to obtain access to food and shelter, and while walking back to the hotel with some contractors, one such whiff appeared

immediately, this absolute loving loser from the company hosting the conference goes, as over-the-top loudly as possible, "WHEW, REEFER CENTRAL HERE HUH???" while doing like handwaving in front of his nose and then starts looking all around at the like local pedestrians like he's the coolest guy on the block, the hero of the people, the heroic class clown dunking on... weed... and awaiting the applause. the irony that like 30 minutes prior he was chugging expensive wine on a corporate credit card apparently beyond his ken

all he got was a couple of weird squints from the locals

i hate these creatures

these ghouls and beasts given human form

i wish to commit acts of violence upon them at every unwilling interaction foisted upon me

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# ? Mar 25, 2024 22:06

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