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Yeah, this “emergency” Saturday job doesn’t sound like an emergency, just poor planning. The court date has been set for months, and now the weekend before it starts you suddenly get a job for the rat FBI informant? I’m calling bullshit.
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Can't believe they don't trust me to use the good gear. Uuuuggghh. Let's get this over with. *clunks down comically large attaché case, spends several minutes fixing together weapon, waits for target to arrive* *pulls the trigger* *low velocity potato bounces harmlessly off target's body armour*
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Buttchocks posted:Sorry boss, I looked for hours but I couldn't find the left-handed bullets. [MEANWHILE, ON THE FIELD] Target in sight. Windspeed steady. Need to curve this shot 75 degrees left to make the hit. Angle locked. Firing. *swishes gun hard to the left and fires, bullet flies straight ahead* WHAT THE gently caress WHO LOADED THIS WITH RIGHT HANDED BULLETS
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Mar 27, 2024 20:33
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I'm still waiting for my license to kill, but I do have a learners permit.
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