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dr phil would be number one i would just show up on set he’s all like “a-howdy folks blah blah blah” i bust in through the studio audience, face contorted, dribbling a fully-inflated Wilson official baskets ball dr. phil tries to block, but its too late i dunk on his stupid rear end, breaking the glass, rhyming unintentionally thats who i would dunk on
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imagine my av doing an NBA Jam style triple front flip dunk on some stupid newbie av ButtTheShitManFart. he ain't got poo poo against my totally original and dope rear end username 
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the chicken that became my 10 piece spicy nuggets, rite in the sweet and sour sauce
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the cow and wheatmonster that became my grilled cheese, rite in the tomatosoup
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Areola Grande posted:imagine my av doing an NBA Jam style triple front flip dunk on some stupid newbie av he’s on fire!
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i would dunk on a bathtub full of milk with a sleeve of oreos on each finger like some sort of edward cookiehands
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scottie pippen. its the practical choice |
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frump truck posted:scottie pippen. its the practical choice im jamming charles barkley back into shut up ville
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kevin smith. easily
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upon whom wouldst thou dunk. 
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My 10 year old self. I can just see the stupid look on my face after I do it, too. "Dude, wtf? Hey wait, do I know you?" https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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I would dunk on popular character actor Richard Kind because I think it's funny when he gets mad
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I would go back in time and dunk on Hitler, then give him the finger and yell "DUNKe schön, mutterfucker!" as I vanished back to my own time Then 30 seconds later I would remember I was also supposed to kill him 
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the year is 1953 a mysterious portal opens at the summit of Mt. Everest i emerge, silk shorts glistening in the sun and dunk on Edmund Hillary. Tenzing Norgay puts up a good D but I box him out—hard.
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wait no one said Peter Gabriel yet? :goonfail:
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Pahilla the Hun posted:wait no one said Peter Gabriel yet? Phil Collins 
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so in high school i couldn’t dunk, but steve n. could i tried—so hard—i tried every day. i jumped and touched the net 20 times a day, every time we changed classes in high school. i bought the shoes. i thought about shaving my legs. anything to achieve that extra lift. it’s been my lifelong dream to dunk, but the subject matters. i also have no interest in simply dunking. i want to shatter the backboard. i want observers to shake their heads. with all this in mind, i would dunk on Montezuma. consider it a preemptive strike. avenging future revenge, and such. plus i am fairly certain Montezuma invented dunking so it would be like poetic justice. i don’t know, i’m not into poems. all i know is i am going to yell “Geronimo!” when I do it.
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also Niles from Frasier
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you, op but I can't 
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Pahilla the Hun posted:dr phil would be number one i would just show up on set samew
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me if i was on dr. phil https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rafFvbCf4Y
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kevin smith would act like he was in on it and found it really funny but you just know deep down he was festering with resentment and if it was in the 2000s you just know he'd write a movie where someone talks for way too long about how people who dunk in basketball are just pretentious
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watho posted:kevin smith would act like he was in on it and found it really funny but you just know deep down he was festering with resentment and if it was in the 2000s you just know he'd write a movie where someone talks for way too long about how people who dunk in basketball are just pretentious kevin smith dunks on himself all day by basically not responding to dunks. paging kevin smith ur getting insulted ITT
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