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I asked an AI to summarize both films to help bring everyone up to speed.


Okay, like, so there's this dude, Paul, right? And he's like a cop, but he's at a mall, and I'm not sure why he's at a mall if he's a cop, but anyway, he's like super serious about it, you know? And then, stuff happens, like, bad stuff? And Paul, he's like, "Whoa, man, I gotta do something about this!" And he's riding around on a Segway, which is like, the funniest thing ever when you're high, you know? And then there's like bad guys, but Paul, he's like, "Not on my watch, man!" And he saves the day or something. And then, I think there's another one where Paul is at a different mall, maybe? And it's like, more stuff happening, but it's kinda like the first one but, like, different? And Paul is still on his Segway, being all serious and stuff. And yeah, that's, like, the gist of it, I think.