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Your wife sounds kinda weird
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have you ever eaten melba toast
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Mar 30, 2024 17:41
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I think it's time we got together and wrote a list of Melba questions OP can use. "Isnt it time we bought Melba that PS5 and FF7 Rebirth?" "Do you think Melba would like to watch Dune 2 with me?" "Hey can you help Melba fill out our divorce papers?"
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Mar 30, 2024 17:43
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My cat isn’t that complicated. Demand food, demand pets, swat dog through baby gate.
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Mar 30, 2024 21:25
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Will Melba tell us the next winning lottery numbers?
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Mar 30, 2024 21:28
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The cat is a chud and voted for Trmup
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Mar 30, 2024 21:30
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Your cat sang Friends in Low Places
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Mar 30, 2024 21:42
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Your cat should tell you that your wife needs to have sex with you like 3 times a day.
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Mar 30, 2024 22:14
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Slight annoyance, invasion of weird is good for relationship. Good job op
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Mar 30, 2024 22:45
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Smugworth posted:The cat is a chud and voted for Trmup She is not an American Citizen but shes frightened of men who are larger than me. Trump is 6'2, 240lbs last time i checked.
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Mar 30, 2024 23:59
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OP, seems like these questions are entirely answerable, what the gently caress is wrong with you? Get your poo poo together
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Mar 31, 2024 00:48
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Tiny Myers posted:Take pictures of the cat's toebeans please. Send feet pics, pls
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Mar 31, 2024 03:09
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Why don't you axe what Melba wants? Stickers? Ham? Some eggs? 
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Mar 31, 2024 04:30
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covidstomper58 posted:Why don't you axe what Melba wants? Lmao shes a lil pop tart
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Mar 31, 2024 16:21
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Toxic Mental posted:Your wife sounds kinda weird TOO LATE MARRIED HER
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Mar 31, 2024 16:21
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That's awesome
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Mar 31, 2024 17:12
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Poohs Packin posted:"Can we tell everyone about Melba's toe beans?" Your wife is adorable dude. She's just trying to make you smile.
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Mar 31, 2024 18:12
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OP's cat has taken to wearing four cat-sized Red Wing boots and is leaving tobacco chew spit everywhere. They even spotted the cat wearing a T-shirt with a black and white American flag. Next thing you know this cat will be coal-rolling in a cat-sized pickup while honking at people's ankles in the kitchen. You don't even want to know who to the cat is voting for. No it's not Trump, let's just say the cat is big into local elections and there was a copy of Ayn Rand spotted in the cat bed.
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Mar 31, 2024 19:37
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That cat definitely looks like a witch's cat Get your wife some herbs and start making hexes or something, you're definitely married to a witch
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Mar 31, 2024 20:17
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Internet Old One posted:Your wife is adorable dude. She's just trying to make you smile. Unfortunately, OP is too literal-minded and busy coding to appreciate his manic pixie dream wife and witch-familiar cat. 
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Mar 31, 2024 23:10
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The cat propositioned me for sexual favors (I declined)
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Mar 31, 2024 23:12
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HJE-Cobra posted:That cat definitely looks like a witch's cat She has a small cauldron and broomstick next to the bed lol im basically her and melbas thrall.
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Apr 1, 2024 01:05
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Poohs Packin posted:She has a small cauldron and broomstick next to the bed lol im basically her and melbas thrall. I believe in the kink community thrall is equivalent to "paypig"
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Apr 1, 2024 01:07
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Smugworth posted:I believe in the kink community thrall is equivalent to "paypig" Paying all household bills on time got me bricked up.
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replace "cat" with "toxoplasmosis" now it all makes sense
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