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Vampire Panties posted:You can also lower the toilet lid before you flush Why didn't they design toilets so that they flush when you close the lid instead of having to push a button? It seems like such an obvious thing now that I think about it.
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r u ready to WALK posted:Why didn't they design toilets so that they flush when you close the lid instead of having to push a button? I would approve this idea on one of those programmes where people want to invest in an idea. Why some people refuse to shut the toilet after themselves is beyond me. Nobody loves poo particles on their toothbrush! e: except this guy Lt. Cock posted:I’ve told this story on here before I think, but I had a roommate who did this every single day.
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you have to watch it all flush down, it’s the only way to be sure the real answer is a transparent toilet lid, best of both worlds
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:nobody laughs at gbs
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vaginite posted:My wife insists toothbrushes stay in a closed cabinet because of poo poo spores. If your toothbrushes are exposed to open air in a bathroom, you might as well be brushing your teeth with a piece of poo poo. I just use those little plastic caps that fit over the end of the toothbrush, shielding it from the poo poo miasma. As an added precaution I also rinse the brush under hot water before applying the toothpaste.
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The shaft is covered in poo poo
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I have a bidet that power washes my butt hole before I get in the shower and then just do it again for pleasure
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Ought to be a bidet for toothbrushes
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Just keep your toothbrush submerged in bleach, simple!
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Wait is the poop spore on your toothbrush thing real? Because I make fun of my wife constantly about it 
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I think it’s true that some poop water gets aerosolized when the toilet flushes and trace amounts of poop in those aerosols can land on nearby surfaces and objects. The thing is, at that scale there are trace amounts of minuscule gross things flying around all the time. Other people talking, breathing, and sneezing. Pet dander. Eyebrow mites. Etc. Right this very second there’s more gross bacteria between your teeth than whatever aerosol droplet happens to land on your toothbrush. The only way to avoid it would be to go full Bubble Boy and lose your mind constantly sterilizing everything.
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I hate when the sun shines through my bedroom window because it brightly illuminates all the specks of dust and crap swirling around in the air and makes me feel bad about apparently living in filth
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poop in the shower
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Dick Jones posted:I think it’s true that some poop water gets aerosolized when the toilet flushes and trace amounts of poop in those aerosols can land on nearby surfaces and objects. We had a lady at work who was on the go completely insane sterilizing everything around her routine. Like you’d touch something in the office and she’d immediately start scrubbing that surface. Impossible to work around. Ironically, when Covid kicked off she went to the opposite extreme. Anti mask, anti vaxx, there are toxins in all the cleaning products and hand sanitizers etc etc.
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Do what the kids do: eat rear end, and free your mind from worry
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there are poo particles on literally everything you touch in public. and also probably loads in the air from people who don't wipe their bum properly too.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:there are poo particles on literally everything you touch in public. and also probably loads in the air from people who don't wipe their bum properly too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnTU4dKpoB8
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:nobody laughs at gbs I dont want to laugh anymore
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Dick Jones posted:I think it’s true that some poop water gets aerosolized when the toilet flushes and trace amounts of poop in those aerosols can land on nearby surfaces and objects. I just landed on your retainer b*tch
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I usually wipe once.
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wesleywillis posted:I usually wipe once. I refuse to waste money on toilet paper! 1 square, 1 ply only!!
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after i shower i towel off then spread my rear end in a top hat to the ceiling fan for a minute or two to make sure it and my balls are supremely dry to start the dday
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Jose posted:i've got a water pick op
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water pick ur own rear end in a top hat to make sure you get all the anal wrinkles clean
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Toxic Mental posted:water pick ur own rear end in a top hat to make sure you get all the anal wrinkles clean Getting oral about anal hygiene
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Do farts spread poo particles too? Like, there are stink molecules coming out of your butt so aren't there tiny bits of poo coming out as well?
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the farts are just aerosolized poo, brother
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I have to take a poo poo right now.
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