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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
This makes sense because they have two teenaged children and toilet papering a house is typically done by teenagers up to no good, but in this case they also got a tree that is on the edge of my yard and frankly I think someone needs to sit whoever did this down and explain the importance of property lines to them ):<

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Idk if lawn is correct term, I guess it's more like yard/trees/shrubs etc in front of their house

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I bet it was you :twisted:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

EorayMel posted:

I bet it was you :twisted:

I would never have done this I have put my heck raising days behind me, this is clearly the work of teenagers probably ones who get bad grades

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

You've been fooled bitch!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
TP on your tree is a violation of local Tree Law, op.

Time to Lawyer Up :hai:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
lol owned

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

It's as if they don't even remember the Toilet Paper Wars of 2020.

So soon they forget....

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
They're just preparing in case they get egged, the toilet paper will absorb the goop. Take that rebellious teens!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Nooner posted:

This makes sense because they have two teenaged children and toilet papering a house is typically done by teenagers up to no good, but in this case they also got a tree that is on the edge of my yard and frankly I think someone needs to sit whoever did this down and explain the importance of property lines to them ):<

Explain it to them


With poop


That you can wipe using the TP that is on your property

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Free toilet paper. Every time you need to take a poo poo, go out and grab a few handfuls of it.

Also gotta proudly proclaim that you need to take a poo poo to the neighbourhood.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


It's taperil fools

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu9QBn9i4EQ

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
I have one or two TPing stories, but this reminded me of something else. The Great 4th of July Egging. I know I've shared this before but its worth repeating.
Our family lived in Utah at the time; I was about 11 yo. We had an excellent neighborhood of at least five families with kids all in the same age range.

Fireworks were readily available not only for the fourth, but also the twenty-fourth which is a holiday for Mormons. So a good 6 weeks of firework stands. The neighborhood families would all come out to our suburban street these days and the kids and parents would all be lighting off a ton of fireworks once it was dark. Right out in the street, and if a car came we'd clear to the side of the road; or sometimes the adults would halt a car because something was about to go off. It was very cool and wholesome.

One time a car came through, slowed down, rolled down the window and threw an entire brick of firecrackers at our little crowd; like right at kids and moms. This kinda pissed off the adults. They sped off. My mom proved herself to be a total badass and declared, "They'll be back. Let's get the eggs."

We got together 3 dozen eggs and most everyone had at least two. We were armed. Sure enough they returned less than an hour later and pulled the same thing. Mom yelled, "Throw'em!" and we did, we pelted that car with at least 30 hits, including a couple going in through the rolled down window. We cheered in triumph. They did not return.

We had a pretty good idea who it was; and the next day a few of us rode our bikes past their house and the car was in the driveway still coved in now-dried eggs.

That was a great 4th of July.

040124_3
Apr 1, 2024
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Somebody fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Apr 1, 2024

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I bideted my neighbor's house for April Fools. I don't think it worked.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I got on Street View to look at an old house I lived in and someone TPed the tree out front. And then if you go up or down the street, the whole thing's TPed.


Made my day.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
if this had been done early in 2020 it would have been an ostentatious sign of excess and wealth

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

going to immure my friend in the catacombs as an april fools prank lmao

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

numberoneposter posted:

going to immure my friend in the catacombs as an april fools prank lmao

ever since I bricked Joey in he hasn’t called or shown up to any of our outings, apparently he can’t take a joke

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


for the luv of cow montressor

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
It's not April fools day and someone toilet papered my neighbors house again ABD THEY GOT A BUNCH IN MY YARD AGAIN TOO DAMMIT AND IT WAS RAINY SO ITS ALL WET THERE ARE TWO WHOLE ROLES THAT ARE SOMEHOW IN MY BACK YARD THIS IS BULLSHIT

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Lmao Noonerowned

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


No pics, rated 2 again.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Nooner posted:

It's not April fools day and someone toilet papered my neighbors house again ABD THEY GOT A BUNCH IN MY YARD AGAIN TOO DAMMIT AND IT WAS RAINY SO ITS ALL WET THERE ARE TWO WHOLE ROLES THAT ARE SOMEHOW IN MY BACK YARD THIS IS BULLSHIT

You need some local Ferris Bueller to help you.

DrSolomonScratch
Jun 16, 2023
Once it's dried out you can gather it and keep it stored as a quick firestarter. :)

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Grey Cat posted:

No pics, rated 2 again.

They mostly cleaned it all up already

The mom apologized to us for it happening again lol

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
begun, the TP wars have

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I'm taking a poo poo right now. Could use a bit more paper

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Bullying works

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Just saying, if you'd listened to my advice re: poop retaliation...

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Nooner posted:

They mostly cleaned it all up already

The mom apologized to us for it happening again lol

What did your neigbor do to get blasted?

E: 4

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Grey Cat posted:

What did your neigbor do to get blasted?

They love america

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


DeadFatDuckFat posted:

They love america

Gross.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

That's a real nice garage.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
they deserve it for that hosed up looking mulch bed border abomination

i mean i personally don't give a gently caress about landscape or lawn care but that is just some deeply sorry rear end suburban poo poo

e: voted 2

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Find a code violation and report their parents. City code is complex, if you look hard enough you can find a violation.

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R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
if you snitch they'll come for you next. lmao at 'calling their parents'

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