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George Sex - REAL
Dec 1, 2005

Bisssssssexual
https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/10/us/goon-squad-mississippi-state-sentencing/index.html

A new low for the something awful forums community.

Forums users, before you go out to do evil, please, do not

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



What does this have to do with the forums? These guys are cops.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

I. M. Gei posted:

What does this have to do with the forums? These guys are cops.

Like every cop is a criminal and all the sinners saints, all goons are cops.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

I. M. Gei posted:

What does this have to do with the forums? These guys are cops.

do you really need thje ops weak joke explained to you

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Moderators aren't cops, but they should be

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



:gas:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hello, I've just been made aware of this.

And I advise you all to shut it down. Your attention is better spent elsewhere.

atomicpile
Nov 7, 2009

:gas:

pig labeled 3
Jan 3, 2007
I'm not a cop, I'd legally have to tell you if I was

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

pig labeled 3 posted:

I'm not a cop, I'd legally have to tell you if I was

I worked with the cops for a Summer but I also fed them misinformation.

pig labeled 3
Jan 3, 2007

redshirt posted:

I worked with the cops for a Summer but I also fed them misinformation.

Hah, neat! Be right back, I need to make a quick phone call.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i would like to state for the record that i am AGAINST animal cruelty :colbert:

George Sex - REAL
Dec 1, 2005

Bisssssssexual
there are many reading this thread thinking to themselves "this is not me. I would not do this"

Yes it is. Yes you would. Consider your identity as part of the goon squad. Stop and think: no. I will not. Or rather. I would have but because of this post NOW I will not

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

George Sex - REAL posted:

there are many reading this thread thinking to themselves "this is not me. I would not do this"

Yes it is. Yes you would. Consider your identity as part of the goon squad. Stop and think: no. I will not. Or rather. I would have but because of this post NOW I will not

I'm confident I would not but I respect your message.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
BEEP BEEP

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

great thread op. loved the link, and the two lines of weakly trying to tie it to the forums

George Sex - REAL
Dec 1, 2005

Bisssssssexual

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

great thread op. loved the link, and the two lines of weakly trying to tie it to the forums

whatever anger you direct toward me in this moment I'm fine with because it's keeping you away from torturing innocent men

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
People can do more than one thing at a time.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




that link is horrible op, i can't believe we would let that happen. police officers allowed in goon squad? horrible. also that other stuff about the torture and attempted murder of two men because of their race too.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
can’t believe our MMORPG guilds did this

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The real answer is: Forgo your guilds and associations, embrace real freedom

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

mannerup posted:

can’t believe our MMORPG guilds did this

Stop lying or I'll arrest you

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Pig squad

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




wait, is it possible that they're actually part of the basketball group from space jam, not the MMO guild? holding on to a sliver of hope here that it's not us...

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

These fellas were bad apples that got rooted out. Plenty of good cops doing good work out there.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

*dribbles in anticipation of the ruling.....

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

redshirt posted:

*dribbles in anticipation of the ruling.....

see a urologist

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


*Swishes a 3 from the top of the key

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




LOOM Squad is recruiting by the way (no cops)

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.
Goons L O L

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Bad Purchase posted:

LOOM Squad is recruiting by the way (no cops)

I beat LOOM once, it’s a shame there was no sequel. Am I in LOOM squad yet or do I have to do an Illuminati humiliation ritual first? I’m 100% down for it either way.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Nigmaetcetera posted:

I beat LOOM once, it’s a shame there was no sequel. Am I in LOOM squad yet or do I have to do an Illuminati humiliation ritual first? I’m 100% down for it either way.

there's a draft you have to play to join the poster's guild. it's different every save so you'll have to discover it yourself.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Bad Purchase posted:

wait, is it possible that they're actually part of the basketball group from space jam, not the MMO guild? holding on to a sliver of hope here that it's not us...

Possibly some sort of elevated masturbation enthusiast social group?

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Stunt-Puffin
May 19, 2023

I keep misreading the thread title as 'Toon Squad Tortures Imprisoned,' which would make for a very different ending to Space Jam.

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