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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > How powerful is the most powerful C-SPAM poster
How powerful is the most powerful C-SPAM poster?
Leader of a country, or >$100b net worth (Putin, Xi, Musk)
Governor, US Senator or intl equivalent, top military leader, or >$10b net worth (Newsom, McConnell, Stoltenberg, the Waltons)
Major city mayor, national representative, 4 star general, head of global NGO, or >$1b net worth (Adams, Scalise, GabeN)
Mid-size city mayor, state/provincial representative, 2/3 star general, or >$100m net worth
Minor city mayor, county council member, colonel, or >$10m net worth
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Boat Stuck
Apr 20, 2021

I tried to sneak through the canal, man! Can't make it, can't make it, the ship's stuck! Outta my way son! BOAT STUCK! BOAT STUCK!
The Forums have already changed world history for the worse by an order of magnitude over the last decade or two. Why don't we see if we think there's a C-SPAM poster out there that can actually make a difference!

* # ? Apr 12, 2024 01:31
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# ? May 3, 2024 23:37
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Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

 Guy who shot tiny toes

* # ? Apr 12, 2024 01:32
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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
the guy who set up hillary's email server

* # ? Apr 12, 2024 01:34
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bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Al! posted:

the guy who set up hillary's email server

were any of his posts saved? supposedly lowtax totally deleted him from the forums

* # ? Apr 12, 2024 01:35
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aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018

Al! posted:

the guy who set up hillary's email server

this resulted in the public learning that John Podesta took a meeting with the guy from Blink-182 regarding UFOs

* # ? Apr 12, 2024 01:37
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NeonPunk
Dec 21, 2020

 Caro.

* # ? Apr 12, 2024 02:59
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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
The most powerful cspam poster is the friends we made along the way

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Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost

NeonPunk posted:

Caro.
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Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
I only remember Caro posting in GIP

* # ? Apr 12, 2024 08:47
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The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Honky Mao posted:

Guy who shot tiny toes

all his accounts were banned/shunned from cspam. proof that, like the democratic party, cspam abhors winning and loves giving support and concessions to the fascists who despise them and seek only their destruction

* # ? Apr 12, 2024 16:59
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Bel Shazar
Sep 14, 2012

Weka posted:

The most powerful cspam poster is the friends we made along the way

NONE isn't an option in the poll

* # ? Apr 12, 2024 17:01
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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

 if you dont have a net worth of >1 billion get out of here lol

* # ? Apr 12, 2024 17:02
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Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
Deadmau5 has a net worth of 11.5mil; did they manage to wrack up a single post in this subforum?

* # ? Apr 12, 2024 17:03
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Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

The Voice of Labor posted:

all his accounts were banned/shunned from cspam. proof that, like the democratic party, cspam abhors winning and loves giving support and concessions to the fascists who despise them and seek only their destruction

That guy was hilarious and there was no reason to remove him

* # ? Apr 12, 2024 17:25
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DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
The first bernie bro.

* # ? Apr 12, 2024 17:28
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NeonPunk
Dec 21, 2020

DoubleDonut posted:

The first bernie bro.

Oh, that's a good answer. I'm changing my answer to taintrunner

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Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

DoubleDonut posted:

The first bernie bro.
* # ? Apr 12, 2024 18:05
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Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
No checkbox

No Goku

Voted 1

:gas:

* # ? Apr 12, 2024 18:41
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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
the furtive bernie bro, so easily forgotten

* # ? Apr 12, 2024 18:42
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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
 we've got a couple rear admirals but that's about it

* # ? Apr 12, 2024 19:08
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Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



 we have several landlords

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041224_2
Apr 12, 2024
 possibly more powerful than your retard admin

* # ? Apr 13, 2024 00:38
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Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

041224_2 posted:

possibly more powerful than your retard admin

What's wrong man

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041224_2
Apr 12, 2024

Honky Mao posted:

What's wrong man

i don't exist :(

* # ? Apr 13, 2024 01:10
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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
 if someone had any power they wouldn't be posting in cspam, a forum for defeated terminally online leftists.

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The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

 https://www.economist.com/united-states/2024/04/04/are-american-progressives-making-themselves-sad

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War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

if someone had any power they wouldn't be posting in cspam, a forum for defeated terminally online leftists.

I like to imagine there's a handful of Glowies who still post here out of nostalgia for the Old Days

* # ? Apr 13, 2024 01:43
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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

if someone had any power they wouldn't be posting in cspam, a forum for defeated terminally online leftists.

We are winning actually. DTA

* # ? Apr 13, 2024 01:48
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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

DoubleDonut posted:

The first bernie bro.

easily

* # ? Apr 13, 2024 01:56
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Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen

041224_2 posted:

possibly more powerful than your retard admin


041224_2 posted:

i don't exist :(
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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008

NeonPunk posted:

Oh, that's a good answer. I'm changing my answer to taintrunner

hes not that powerful

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The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Honky Mao posted:

That guy was hilarious and there was no reason to remove him

the all caps posts in tfr or the cspam gun thread broaching the possibility of usings slings in modern combat were my favorite

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041224_2
Apr 12, 2024
 we have to be getting close to a Other intervention in regards to the classwar

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