- Impossibly Perfect Sphere
- Nov 6, 2002
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They wasted Luanne on Lucky!
She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
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this thread is a way more thought than Gallagher ever deserved
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- Chewbecca
- Feb 13, 2005
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Just chillin' : )
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Classic read:
Gallagher Is a Paranoid, Right-Wing, Watermelon-Smashing Maniac
"At last, after two hours of his tedious, hacky, right-wing manifesto, Gallagher gets to the part his (willing) hostages have been waiting for. It's time to smash some poo poo. There are the watermelons, there is some cottage cheese ("It's got the curds that blow up, just like on the news!"), there is sauerkraut and syrup and honey. Then Gallagher gets a tin pie plate. He opens a giant can of fruit cocktail and pours it in. He opens a can of some Asian vegetable—water chestnuts, maybe—and pours that in, too. "This is the China people and queers!!!" he screams and takes his sledgehammer to the thing with a fury that is no fun at all. Wet chunks of China people and queers fly everywhere. The hateful, bitter old man laughs. I cannot believe Bill Hicks is dead and this motherfucker is still touring."
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- oldpainless
- Oct 30, 2009
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Classic read:
Gallagher Is a Paranoid, Right-Wing, Watermelon-Smashing Maniac
"At last, after two hours of his tedious, hacky, right-wing manifesto, Gallagher gets to the part his (willing) hostages have been waiting for. It's time to smash some poo poo. There are the watermelons, there is some cottage cheese ("It's got the curds that blow up, just like on the news!"), there is sauerkraut and syrup and honey. Then Gallagher gets a tin pie plate. He opens a giant can of fruit cocktail and pours it in. He opens a can of some Asian vegetable—water chestnuts, maybe—and pours that in, too. "This is the China people and queers!!!" he screams and takes his sledgehammer to the thing with a fury that is no fun at all. Wet chunks of China people and queers fly everywhere. The hateful, bitter old man laughs. I cannot believe Bill Hicks is dead and this motherfucker is still touring."
Touring for 3 decades and still selling out the house classic Gallagher
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Apr 19, 2024 11:14
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