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nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Sourdough Sam posted:

I tried one of these because it's pretty high on the list by the guy who ranks apples. It was like eating a mildly apple flavored rock.
Envys can vary a lot imo. SweeTangos are the best I've had out of the newer branded cultivars. lemonade apples are also a great substitute for the usually lovely yellow delicious

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naem
May 29, 2011

like an apple with a low battery

transported in a truck next to apples

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


red delicious apples are the prankest of fruits. they are not especially delicious. they're dumb apples to give to kids because they dont know any better. the only apples id take them over is macintosh apples because yuck, mushy awfulness.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
top 5 artisanal apples [2024]

1. Twizted Nips PussyFruit (sponsored)
2. Rod's Reaper
3. Bushido Fancy (2x spicy)
4. CrispY/Z
5. Oppleheim

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Thought I didn't like papaya for years until an old Hawaiian man at a farmers market basically force-fed me some while browsing. poo poo was awesome. Before I thought it just tasted bland at best, like cheap shampoo at worst. This stuff was like a super sweet melon with a softer texture. Bought one on the spot.

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

R.L. Stine posted:

top 5 artisanal apples [2024]

1. Twizted Nips PussyFruit (sponsored)
2. Rod's Reaper
3. Bushido Fancy (2x spicy)
4. CrispY/Z
5. Oppleheim
It would kinda rule if the apple market was like the hot sauce market tbh

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Roundup Ready posted:

Thought I didn't like papaya for years until an old Hawaiian man at a farmers market basically force-fed me some while browsing. poo poo was awesome. Before I thought it just tasted bland at best, like cheap shampoo at worst. This stuff was like a super sweet melon with a softer texture. Bought one on the spot.

This is what I've been trying to say.

Few understand...

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

R.L. Stine posted:

top 5 artisanal apples [2024]

1. Twizted Nips PussyFruit (sponsored)
2. Rod's Reaper
3. Bushido Fancy (2x spicy)
4. CrispY/Z
5. Oppleheim

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

nice obelisk idiot posted:

It would kinda rule if the apple market was like the hot sauce market tbh

super incorrect take smh

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


All these different types of apples sound like a scam to me. Are any of them appreciable different or better, or is this just something me wine/beer/coffee style snobbery?

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Buce posted:

super incorrect take smh
fair, I meant more like the diversity of products available not the branding. give me 6000 different apples like mango rose essence white tea apples

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


There are myriad mango varieties, many with exotic flavorsz but here in Amerika were stuck with one or two >:[

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
A while back I read an article about some place in pakistan having really exceptional mangoes even amongst pakistani mangoes, which are known to be great. and they described it so well that i was idly imagining if it would be possible to relocate there.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Thesaurus posted:

There are myriad mango varieties, many with exotic flavorsz but here in Amerika were stuck with one or two >:[

Wait until you hear about banana varieties.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7XzLbGssArQ

quote:

The fishermen told it around the fire
Die Fischer hab'n es am Feuer erzählt

There is a country where love reigns
Da gibt's ein Land in dem die Liebe regiert

Come with me to Papaya
Komm mit mir, nach Papaya

Where the stars shine for us on the horizon
Dort wo am Horizont die Sterne uns scheinen

I want to be alone with you forever
Möcht ich mit dir für immer allein sein

Follow me, to papaya, oh
Folge mir, nach Papaya, oh
Papaya, papaya, coconut, banana
Papaya, Papaya, coconut, banana

Papaya, papaya, coconut, banana
Papaya, Papaya, coconut, banana

Papaya, papaya, coconut, banana
Papaya, Papaya, coconut, banana

Papaya, papaya, coconut, banana
Papaya, Papaya, coconut, banana
Our ship fights through wind and waves
Unser Schiff kämpft sich durch Wind und Wogen

And we already feel like we have been reborn
Und schon jetzt fühl'n wir uns wie neugeboren

Because we're going to Papaya
Denn wir fahr'n, nach Papaya

I can't stand the longing any longer
Ich halt die Sehnsucht nicht mehr länger aus

Hey captain, full speed ahead
Hey Kaptain, volle Kraft voraus

Soon we'll be in papaya
Bald sind wir in Papaya
Papaya, papaya, coconut, banana
Papaya, Papaya, coconut, banana

Papaya, papaya, coconut, banana (papaya)
Papaya, Papaya, coconut, banana (Papaya)

Papaya, papaya, coconut, banana
Papaya, Papaya, coconut, banana

Papaya, papaya, coconut, banana
Papaya, Papaya, coconut, banana
Many hundreds of years ago
Vor vielen hundert Jahren

A little orphan girl got after papaya
Geriet ein kleines Waisenmädchen nach Papaya

She only had one friend (oh), a little bird
Sie hatte nur einen Freund (oh), einen kleinen Vogel

Who didn't leave her side
Der nicht von ihrer Seite wich
Then she met an old blind man
Da begegnete ihr ein alter blinder Mann

He said to her, "You will be the queen of this island
Er sagte zu ihr: "Du wirst die Königin dieser Insel sein

And ensure that all people
Und dafür sorgen, dass alle Menschen

Whether old, whether young, whether poor, whether rich live happily together"
Ob alt, ob jung, ob arm, ob reich glücklich miteinander leben"

And so it happened
Und so geschah es

And she named her kingdom after her own name: Papaya
Und sie benannte ihr Königreich nach ihrem eigenen Namen: Papaya
Papaya, papaya, coconut, banana
Papaya, Papaya, coconut, banana

Papaya, papaya, coconut, banana
Papaya, Papaya, coconut, banana

Papaya, papaya, coconut, banana
Papaya, Papaya, coconut, banana

Papaya, papaya, coconut, banana
Papaya, Papaya, coconut, banana
Papaya, papaya, coconut, banana
Papaya, Papaya, coconut, banana

Papaya, papaya, coconut, banana (papaya)
Papaya, Papaya, coconut, banana (Papaya)

Papaya, papaya, coconut, banana
Papaya, Papaya, coconut, banana

Papaya, papaya, coconut, banana
Papaya, Papaya, coconut, banana

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Thesaurus posted:

All these different types of apples sound like a scam to me. Are any of them appreciable different or better, or is this just something me wine/beer/coffee style snobbery?

There's a notable difference between a 4 pack of Pink Lady apples costing £2.50 and a 6 pack of Galas for the same price.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Fuckin apple snobs

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

tried a kiwi for lunch

officially NOT a prank fruit

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

redshirt posted:

Fuckin apple snobs

Crapple

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Handcrafted artisanal apples

Peasants like redshirt don't understand

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Nooner posted:

Handcrafted artisanal apples

Peasants like redshirt don't understand

You throw me an apple, I'll eat it, I have no idea what kind it is and I don't care

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
my daughter used to call onions 'garbage apples'

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

redshirt posted:

You throw me an apple, I'll eat it, I have no idea what kind it is and I don't care



website didn't work very good but I'm on my phone and that's all the effort I'm going to make so gently caress it you get the idea

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Nooner posted:



website didn't work very good but I'm on my phone and that's all the effort I'm going to make so gently caress it you get the idea

lol. This.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

numberoneposter posted:

tried a kiwi for lunch

officially NOT a prank fruit

If someone really wanted to make a prank fruit then they need to breed a🥝 with long hair.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

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