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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
ROLL CALL OF CURRENT CHAMPIONS

World Champion: Moose
Representing the System, the wrestling God once again falls prey to a guy showing up after a win in the main event. This time, free agent Broken Matt deleted his other plans for the weekend to make his return to TNA and make his intentions for gold known.

World Tag Team Champions: Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers
Also representing the System, these two retained against "Speedball" Mike Bailey & Trent Seven at Rebellion. There are no obvious challengers currently.

X Division Champion: Mustafa Ali
When you get a shirt printed involving your title reign, it probably won't end quickly. As such, Ali retained against Jake Something. If I was a betting man (which, while I normally am, I am not a pro wrestling bettor), I'd believe Leon Slater would be a challenger.

Knockouts World Champion: Jordynne Grace
The Juggernaut got backup from PCO and Sami Callihan against Steph De Lander's backup in Kon and the Good Hands in a clusterfuck of a final five minutes. There are no obvious challengers currently.

Knockouts World Tag Team Champions: Spitfire
Dani Luna and Jody Threat successfully defend the belts, putting an end to the hot-potatoing of the titles. Alisha Edwards is looking for a tag partner to give more titles to the System - will Masha Slamovich join her?

Digital Media Champion: Laredo Kid
The AAA luchador FINALLY gets a big win in TNA, beating Crazzy Steve after a short feud. Being a teritary title, the challenger list is very, VERY long, so I'll say Rich Swann makes a run next.

NEXT PAY-PER-VIEW EVENT: Slammiversary XXII
July 20th, from Montreal.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Scott D'Amore, I'm sorry for everything. Please bring this man back immediately and with a raise and full control. Jesus loving christ

Maigius
Jun 29, 2013


I know Russo is long gone, but what are the odds for a screw job at Slamivercery since it's in Montreal?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/status/1782160900599775253

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/ThisIsTNA/status/1782149402003382479

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Maigius posted:

I know Russo is long gone, but what are the odds for a screw job at Slamivercery since it's in Montreal?

HIGHLY doubtful, considering the kayfabe authority figure is Santino Marella.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Chris James 2 posted:

Scott D'Amore, I'm sorry for everything. Please bring this man back immediately and with a raise and full control. Jesus loving christ

gently caress that owl

Nemeth should've won, Hardy and and Sami should've stayed gone.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
:lol:

I love you TNA



https://x.com/matthardybrand/status/1781894955671462103?s=46

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Chris James 2 posted:

Scott D'Amore, I'm sorry for everything. Please bring this man back immediately and with a raise and full control. Jesus loving christ

Scott and Ed Nordholm were getting too close to a good product by doing things like spending money and that's not allowed

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Mike Santana has officially signed.

a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh

Edward Mass posted:

Mike Santana has officially signed.

Good for him. It's a shame he couldn't find happiness in AEW.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

a dumb moron posted:

Good for him. It's a shame he couldn't find happiness in AEW.

I think he was in a similar position to QT Marshall (as a talent) once Proud & Powerful became untenable, he wanted to be a pushed/featured singles guy and as a singles he's just way down the list of guys who should be pushed in that company.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Steve Maclin also legit signed a contract extension, it wasn't just part of the PPV segment

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
:munch:

Well, I'm going to tune in next week

https://x.com/thisistna/status/1783652887706390835?s=46

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Saving his title shot for a big PPV I guess but still putting him in the main event of next one

quote:

Current card for Under Siege, May 3:

Broken Matt Hardy and Speedball Mountain (Mike Bailey and Trent Seven) vs the System (Moose, Eddie Edwards and Brian Myers)
Mustafa Ali defends the X title against the winner of a #1 contenders match between Ace Austin and Trey Miguel
Spitfire (Jody Threat and Dani Luna) defend the Knockouts tag titles against Masha Slamovich and Alisha Edwards
Jordynne Grace and PCO vs Steph De Lander and Kon
Alexander Hammerstone vs Jake Something

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

For the love of god, get Hardy and Sami off my screen in 2024...

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/joehendry/status/1784889967103144368

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



I'm so happy that he's becoming a bit of a meme. I've always loved him, and it was great that he got signed to TNA with such a funny gimmick that still allowed him to do what he does best. Good for Joe!

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Erin M. Fiasco posted:

I'm so happy that he's becoming a bit of a meme. I've always loved him, and it was great that he got signed to TNA with such a funny gimmick that still allowed him to do what he does best. Good for Joe!

Would you say that you…believe in Joe Hendry?

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



haunted bong posted:

Would you say that you…believe in Joe Hendry?

👏 👏

Kaveman
Jul 25, 2009

NEVER!!!


Erin M. Fiasco posted:

I'm so happy that he's becoming a bit of a meme. I've always loved him, and it was great that he got signed to TNA with such a funny gimmick that still allowed him to do what he does best. Good for Joe!

I love the guy, at my local indie he always makes genuinely funny videos for his match and always puts a shift in.

I'm glad he was able to get consistent work at a higher level after the UK scene imploded.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I believe in Joe Hendry, but much like when Rage Against the Machine was pushed to be Christmas #1, I can do nothing but push the British in the direction of what I would like to see chart.

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014
I only follow TNA for Masha, was there any good reason they let Killer Kelly walk? MK Ultra seemed to be doing really well and she couldn’t have been that expensive.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

syzpid posted:

I only follow TNA for Masha, was there any good reason they let Killer Kelly walk? MK Ultra seemed to be doing really well and she couldn’t have been that expensive.

Kelly is acting in a horror flick (started filming at the end of April), she is still signed to TNA.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Yeah, there was gnashing of teeth until it turned out she was signed until next year. You can't fault a wrestler for taking time off to make a movie.

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014

J-Ro posted:

Kelly is acting in a horror flick (started filming at the end of April), she is still signed to TNA.


Edward Mass posted:

Yeah, there was gnashing of teeth until it turned out she was signed until next year. You can't fault a wrestler for taking time off to make a movie.

Thanks, I only ever saw that she was leaving, not the later clarification that she was taking a break.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Under Siege is tomorrow

Full Blooded Italians (Guido, Zack Clayton and Ray Jaz) fight a to-be-determined trios team in a preshow match
Alexander Hammerstone vs Jake Something
Jordynne Grace and PCO vs Steph de Lander and Kon
Josh Alexander and Eric Young vs Steve Maclin and Frankie Kazarian
Broken Matt Hardy and Speedball Mountain (Mike Bailey & Trent Seven) vs the System (Moose, Brian Myers & Eddie Edwards)
Spitfire (Dani Luna and Jody Threat) defend the Knockouts tag titles against Alisha Edwards and Masha Slamovich
Mustafa Ali defends the X title against Ace Austin

Matches announced so far for Saturday's TV taping:

Ash by Elegance vs Xia Brookside
Alan Angels vs Leon Slater
Tasha Steelz vs Allie Katch
A Champion's Challenge 16-person tag match: all 8 champions (Moose, Jordynne, Mustafa*, Eddie, Brian, Dani*, Jody* and Laredo Kid) vs a to-be-determined 8-person team of TNA All-Stars

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Not a must-buy show, but I’d rather have a show I don’t need to watch live with two weeks’ build than a rushed card with two weeks’ build.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Chris James 2 posted:

Under Siege is tomorrow

Full Blooded Italians (Guido, Zack Clayton and Ray Jaz) fight a to-be-determined trios team in a preshow match
Alexander Hammerstone vs Jake Something
Jordynne Grace and PCO vs Steph de Lander and Kon
Josh Alexander and Eric Young vs Steve Maclin and Frankie Kazarian
Broken Matt Hardy and Speedball Mountain (Mike Bailey & Trent Seven) vs the System (Moose, Brian Myers & Eddie Edwards)
Spitfire (Dani Luna and Jody Threat) defend the Knockouts tag titles against Alisha Edwards and Masha Slamovich
Mustafa Ali defends the X title against Ace Austin

Matches announced so far for Saturday's TV taping:

Ash by Elegance vs Xia Brookside
Alan Angels vs Leon Slater
Tasha Steelz vs Allie Katch
A Champion's Challenge 16-person tag match: all 8 champions (Moose, Jordynne, Mustafa*, Eddie, Brian, Dani*, Jody* and Laredo Kid) vs a to-be-determined 8-person team of TNA All-Stars

Steph de Lander and Kon is a tag team I never thought we'd be lucky enough to see. Thank you Tommy Dreamer.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/status/1786202989859950842

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