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Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024
Natural wood shingles

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Sex Farm posted:

One of those lovely gas station lighters that are 50 cents cheaper than Bics

i associate those with crack and meth pipes and burns in motel room carpets so you are wrong

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Grey Cat posted:

That hard chunk of lotion stuck in the nozzle.

:whitewater:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Waterproof Teak

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
Wet sleeves on your jumper

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Sleeping bag spiders

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Rain on your wedding day

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Spilling your beer on your giant white Clancy Brothers style sweater.

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024
Birdshit

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
Gravel

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

mild salsa

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Y'all keep keep bringing up gravel and I don't say nothing, but rest assured, it's hot.

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

redshirt posted:

Y'all keep keep bringing up gravel and I don't say nothing, but rest assured, it's hot.

Asphalt, then.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

DrSunshine posted:

Asphalt, then.

Keep going

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

redshirt posted:

Keep going

Rubble!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


You know small asteroids are these little rubble mounds, floating out there in space???

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

:sigh:

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
The crust behind 80 year old (unwashed) ears

Animals of any kind

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Has anyone said OP yet?

spleen merchant
Jul 1, 2007
Fun Shoe

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

Sleeping bag spiders

One time I was camping and after I climbed out of my 1 man tent in the morning, a Sydney Funnel-Web spider crawled out after me.

I wasn't particularly sexually aroused by the encounter.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
"The villagers have provided you with a map!"

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


Fuckin lol

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

Ian Miles Cheong

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rmH_sIGSmo&t=12s

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Ah gently caress my monitor is off again

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Fishing a spoon out of the garbage disposal

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Itemizing deductions

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

SAP (the business system not the sexualized tree variety)

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Deciding whether to go with SAP or Oracle

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

redshirt posted:

Deciding whether to go with SAP or Oracle

First day of being the company-hired psychoanalyst tasked with screening candidates for the project team that will be deciding between SAP and Oracle. As a benefit you were promised a mouse pad but you need to fill a form to claim it and the intranet-link to the pdf is dead

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Icochet posted:

First day of being the company-hired psychoanalyst tasked with screening candidates for the project team that will be deciding between SAP and Oracle. As a benefit you were promised a mouse pad but you need to fill a form to claim it and the intranet-link to the pdf is dead

The correct answer is a shared excel sheet with 2000 tabs.

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
a free tote bag

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Nina Totenburg's pledge drive

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

The poo poo I just took.

Why does it smell like buttered popcorn


WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE POPCORN GBS?!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

The correct answer is a shared excel sheet with 2000 tabs.

Way cheaper. Especially for this Q4.

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Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024
A one pound dumbbell

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