Pulling a bottle of my own hot sauce at a restaurant.

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Escape From Noise

I'm acting like this is completely normal and not hiding it at all as I lustily shake dollop after dollop on my fettuccine alfredo.

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 06:23

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# ? May 7, 2024 07:50

Escape From Noise

The label says "Absolute Anal Annihilation" and has a poorly drawn cartoon guy with a distended butthole making GBS threads fire. It looks like it was designed in MS Paint and Word.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Apr 26, 2024 06:25

baka of lathspell

i'm sick of being judged for every little faux pas okay. i'll use whatever hot sauce i want is that clear

*using deft sleight of hands to conceal label*

waiter: hey this guys using extra mild sauce

chef: lets send this scum to hell boys

*chef's bottle label reads: 100 Percent Hellfire Sauce Made from THE Inferno as Featured in Dante*

Police: we got a call someone wasnt using the right hot sauce or something. Now no one gets in or out of here.

*record scratch*

you may be wondering why a bunch of cops and kitchen staff and waiters are about to start pouring hot sauce down my throat. well it all started when i brought my own hot sauce to the restaurant. what a fool i was

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 19:20

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