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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Saalkin posted:

Sorry about your mom OP

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


It was me, I put the whale in the lagoon. I'll do it again too.

AcidCat
Feb 10, 2005

How are any whales even still alive after all these years. Too fuckin dumb to live, but somehow there's always more of them.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

AcidCat posted:

How are any whales even still alive after all these years. Too fuckin dumb to live, but somehow there's always more of them.

Greenpeace

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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going to the lagoon, being all like: "whale whale whale what have we here"

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

going to the lagoon, being all like: "whale whale whale what have we here"

*helpless whale noises

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

brb gonna get stuck in that lagoon

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

AcidCat posted:

How are any whales even still alive after all these years. Too fuckin dumb to live, but somehow there's always more of them.

They're like sea pandas fr.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Rad-daddio posted:

They're like sea pandas fr.

Dumb rear end sea pandas

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Aw, I feel sad for the whale :(

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The Hello Machine posted:

Aw, I feel sad for the whale :(

Do you feel differently to know he was drunk? Absolutely hammered after an office party.

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
Guess it’s a lagonner now

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
Oh no, who will continue to prop up mobile games and long-past-their-prime MMOs now?

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
time to deploy the whale detonation crew.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CLumsir34

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Per the CBC the calf has found its way into a pod and since it’s spring, there’s a chance they will let it hang out and learn to hunt since food is abundant.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Opening up a lagoon whale watching tour (it's just a big canoe)

Nitr0
Aug 17, 2005

IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE
If whales are so smart, why don’t they have the internet?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I love the fact that mammals evolved out of the ocean, and then these big dumb boys lived for millions of years on land but collectively decided to return to the ocean, and millions of years after that, we get a whale stuck in a lagoon.

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counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

redshirt posted:

I love the fact that mammals evolved out of the ocean, and then these big dumb boys lived for millions of years on land but collectively decided to return to the ocean, and millions of years after that, we get a whale stuck in a lagoon.

It turns out whales evolved directly from house cats.

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