Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

ThwartedEfforts posted:

I'm loving the comments on all these clips

yea that rite we did win it six times in a row and the anonymous that is bellow me lets c u drive a beast like that actually scratch that lets just c u at least walk u retard. Go suck a dick u c**t

:downsbravo:

The thing that kills me is that you have to confirm your comment through email, right? So these people at least have to glance at it one more time before thinking, yeah, that'll show that fagit n00b :c00l:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTLvyW0bZX0&NR

Towards the end is one of the most spectacularly dumb passes ina rally of all time - that turns out to be the most spectacular

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e01xeFetv_g&NR

Colin McRae ina Group B 6R4

Fush & Chups
May 12, 2001
ahhh these are the kind of people that need to get shot in the head so they can never operate a vechile again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr4gfaFuc4k&mode=related&search=

Oldsmobile
Jun 13, 2006

This must have been posted unless it's new:

http://www.break.com/index/icy_roads_in_portland.html

Slippery conditions in Portland.

More like "retards in Portland"!

DoLittle
Jul 26, 2006
Trouble with the stick?

http://www.break.com/index/woman_flips_car_on_gate.html

Neslepaks
Sep 3, 2003

Fush & Chups posted:

ahhh these are the kind of people that need to get shot in the head so they can never operate a vechile again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr4gfaFuc4k&mode=related&search=

That's incredible. This woman must be very close to clinically retarded.

Fart Car '97
Jul 23, 2003

Fush & Chups posted:

ahhh these are the kind of people that need to get shot in the head so they can never operate a vechile again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr4gfaFuc4k&mode=related&search=

My mind is telling me this can not be real, but my heart knows it is :(

BABY COME BACK!
May 30, 2005

"It's also silly to try and predict something that hasn't even happened yet."
Pretty funny Subaru parody ad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeoDkny6BBg&mode=related&search=

Crenshaw
Jun 6, 2005

by The Finn

DoLittle posted:

Trouble with the stick?

http://www.break.com/index/woman_flips_car_on_gate.html

Oh god. This person must be a learning driver. At least that's what I am going to tell myself.

Fush & Chups posted:

ahhh these are the kind of people that need to get shot in the head so they can never operate a vechile again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr4gfaFuc4k&mode=related&search=

OH GOD. She hits that car three times! She doesn't look young enough to be learning to drive either!

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
VRAlexander's CGT says 'Hi' to Beverly Hills
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MkLjCYjqGDU

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.

BlackMK4 posted:

VRAlexander's CGT says 'Hi' to Beverly Hills
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MkLjCYjqGDU

That's so much better than the "LOL I have a loud horn" videos.

Comrade Flynn
Jun 1, 2003

BlackMK4 posted:

VRAlexander's CGT says 'Hi' to Beverly Hills
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MkLjCYjqGDU

Yikes, that's pretty embarrassing.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

Doctor Grape Ape posted:

That's so much better than the "LOL I have a loud horn" videos.

Indeed, CGT + straight pipes = :fap: :)

sigtrap
Apr 14, 2002

MOIST
hey guys I just bought a CGT and I'm going to proudly announce to the world that I cannot drive and have no clue about using the pedal on the right for something other than stomping randomly to make cool noises!

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

sigtrap posted:

hey guys I just bought a CGT and I'm going to proudly announce to the world that I cannot drive and have no clue about using the pedal on the right for something other than stomping randomly to make cool noises!

You should learn who he is before you say that :) The guy can drive and he owns more <10 second cars or over 1000hp than anyone on this forum... or maybe this forum combined. Oh well, damned if you do and damned if you don't.

BlackMK4 fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Jan 22, 2007

sigtrap
Apr 14, 2002

MOIST
Sorry, I guess I'm just being grumpy.

Comrade Flynn
Jun 1, 2003

BlackMK4 posted:

You should learn who he is before you say that :) The guy can drive and he owns more <10 second cars or over 1000hp than anyone on this forum... or maybe this forum combined. Oh well, damned if you do and damned if you don't.

Wow, a rich guy can buy expensive, fast cars? STOP THE PRESSES.

The guy is a world class tool. He's no better than ricers revving everywhere they go. Just because he happens to do it in an expensive car doesn't make it better.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

Comrade Flynn posted:

Wow, a rich guy can buy expensive, fast cars? STOP THE PRESSES.

The guy is a world class tool. He's no better than ricers revving everywhere they go. Just because he happens to do it in an expensive car doesn't make it better.

:rolleyes: Christ, I hope you never go above 2k in any car you ever own or have something that's nice enough that it draws attention. Hell, if he was driving it nicely I know exactly what would be said: "Poor car, I bet it never sees over 60mph :(, loving rich people." I'd hate to be around you in real life, you sound like a real killjoy.

BlackMK4 fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Jan 22, 2007

ApathyGifted
Aug 30, 2004
Tomorrow?

Kynetx posted:

Ferrari engine failure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FlIElveJpw

What is that from? I must know because it sounds like Clarkson narrating.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

sigtrap posted:

Sorry, I guess I'm just being grumpy.

Nah. He's an rear end and has terrible taste in music to boot. :)

Comrade Flynn
Jun 1, 2003

BlackMK4 posted:

:rolleyes: Christ, I hope you never go above 2k in any car you ever own or have something that's nice enough that it draws attention. Hell, if he was driving it nicely I know exactly what would be said: "Poor car, I bet it never sees over 60mph :(, loving rich people." I'd hate to be around you in real life, you sound like a real killjoy.

There's a difference between enjoying a nice car and revving it outside an outdoor restaurant with straight pipes showing off. Yes, I'm just such a killjoy because I think people should - gasp - eat in peace! I know, next time you get a decent car, you should just ram it through a plate glass window at the local Burger King so everyone can see what a hip cat you are.

You sound like one of those idiots who believe that because someone is rich, they are awesome. There are plenty of rich idiots out there. Sorry, that guy is just a 16 year old ricer with a nicer car.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

Comrade Flynn posted:

There's a difference between enjoying a nice car and revving it outside an outdoor restaurant with straight pipes showing off. Yes, I'm just such a killjoy because I think people should - gasp - eat in peace! I know, next time you get a decent car, you should just ram it through a plate glass window at the local Burger King so everyone can see what a hip cat you are.

You sound like one of those idiots who believe that because someone is rich, they are awesome. There are plenty of rich idiots out there. Sorry, that guy is just a 16 year old ricer with a nicer car.

:lol: Ok, I'm done here.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

BlackMK4 posted:

:lol: Ok, I'm done here.

If I had a CGT with an open exhaust, it's EXCATLY what I would be doing. That and finding the nearest tunnel to unleash the sound in

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

Cat Terrist posted:

If I had a CGT with an open exhaust, it's EXCATLY what I would be doing. That and finding the nearest tunnel to unleash the sound in

Exactly :lol: :)

Comrade Flynn
Jun 1, 2003

BlackMK4 posted:

Exactly :lol: :)

:lol: ;) Totally, who needs a race track when you can just bother people trying to eat and do fishtails on busy boulevards? :lol: :lol: :)

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

Comrade Flynn posted:

:lol: ;) Totally, who needs a race track when you can just bother people trying to eat and do fishtails on busy boulevards? :lol: :lol: :)

You're right, dorifto on the streets 24/7 365 this kinda poo poo happens all the time bitches. Get sideways infront of elementary schools, rip through crosswalks, and burnouts infront of starbucks; gently caress yeah. We're hardcore out here, tracks are too slow :argh:. :)

BlackMK4 fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Jan 23, 2007

borktrennui
May 24, 2001
Young Orc

Oldsmobile posted:

This must have been posted unless it's new:

http://www.break.com/index/icy_roads_in_portland.html

Slippery conditions in Portland.

More like "retards in Portland"!

Oh it's new. From the snow storm we just had. It's nothing new for Portland, however. It's just that somebody filmed the carnage this time. Whenever we have inclement weather, people seem to lose it (mentally). I see more people speeding in horrible rain, than on sunny days.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
Fifth Gear - Ferrari Enzo vs McLaren F1
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nkfvQvc9ipI

I hate Tiff but... jesus, I'll stomache him for this :) Ah, the F1 is loving sexy in orange.

Vitamin J
Aug 16, 2006

God, just tell me to shut up already. I have a clear anti-domestic bias and a lack of facts.
Look, if you can afford a Carrera GT, then you're already better than pretty much the rest of the world. poo poo, if I could buy a CGT then I would be doing just what he is, cruising around in my sick rear end car with a fine piece of rear end in the passenger seat showing the gently caress off and raising hell. gently caress it, I earned it.

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe
I'll take your word for it that the guy in the CGT can drive, but he's not really displaying that in the video. That's really the only problem I have with it. It sounds like he's revving really erratically, and when he's actually accelerating it looks really squirrelly. I wouldn't want to be on the same street as someone displaying their driving ability like that. If he had done a few smooth, controlled burnouts or slight drifts around the corners instead, I think it would have been a lot cooler.

The thing in front of the restaurant is one of those things that looks hilarious on video, but I think it would wear thin (to the other patrons) after the first rev or two.

I would still do much the same thing in a CGT, rest assured.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

sirbeefalot posted:

I'll take your word for it that the guy in the CGT can drive, but he's not really displaying that in the video. That's really the only problem I have with it. It sounds like he's revving really erratically, and when he's actually accelerating it looks really squirrelly. I wouldn't want to be on the same street as someone displaying their driving ability like that. If he had done a few smooth, controlled burnouts or slight drifts around the corners instead, I think it would have been a lot cooler.
That's the nature of the beast with the CGT, they rev incredibly quickly (it's unreal, they've got like 8lb clutches and no flywheel) and they're stiff as poo poo and mid engine so it's going to get squirrelly if you're loving around.

BlackMK4 fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Jan 23, 2007

DoLittle
Jul 26, 2006

BlackMK4 posted:

Fifth Gear - Ferrari Enzo vs McLaren F1
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nkfvQvc9ipI

I hate Tiff but... jesus, I'll stomache him for this :) Ah, the F1 is loving sexy in orange.

Poor choice of the McLaren, if you're comparing day to day use. A regular F1 would be a better choice than a LM. But I guess you take any F1 you can get your hands on.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

DoLittle posted:

Poor choice of the McLaren, if you're comparing day to day use. A regular F1 would be a better choice than a LM. But I guess you take any F1 you can get your hands on.

True, but oh god, the gear whine and that engine music :fap: :fap: :fap:

Oldsmobile
Jun 13, 2006

BlackMK4 posted:

Fifth Gear - Ferrari Enzo vs McLaren F1
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nkfvQvc9ipI

I hate Tiff but... jesus, I'll stomache him for this :) Ah, the F1 is loving sexy in orange.

Wow, pretty amazing. I thought it was funny how the guy was tittering when sitting in the car. Of course I'd probably act the same way.

I knew super cars were far from practical, but the F1 (6miles per gallon) is getting pretty out there as far as usefulness goes.

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

Oldsmobile posted:

Wow, pretty amazing. I thought it was funny how the guy was tittering when sitting in the car. Of course I'd probably act the same way.

I knew super cars were far from practical, but the F1 (6miles per gallon) is getting pretty out there as far as usefulness goes.

That's the LM, which as he said is basically a race car that's been backconverted for road use :haw:

Doctor Grape Ape
Aug 26, 2005

Dammit Doc, I just bought this for you 3 months ago. Try and keep it around for a bit longer this time.
Tiff driving the E30 M3 and Lancia Delta Integrale around a track:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhVoohekRZw

youwantsomewang
Sep 2, 2004

Doctor Grape Ape posted:

Tiff driving the E30 M3 and Lancia Delta Integrale around a track:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhVoohekRZw

That was great. Tiff is a fabulous driver and the fact he can speak intelligently whilst running the course is just another testament to him.

...

The cars are sick, too.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm

youwantsomewang posted:

That was great. Tiff is a fabulous driver and the fact he can speak intelligently whilst running the course is just another testament to him.

...

The cars are sick, too.

Slightly OT: your forum name - Shadow Warrior?

Doctor Grape Ape posted:

Tiff driving the E30 M3 and Lancia Delta Integrale around a track:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhVoohekRZw

Interesting, the M3 sounds a little odd.

youwantsomewang
Sep 2, 2004

Yeah, although "who wants some Wang?" was taken so I chose the lame path of slightly changing the saying.

Also, that particular M3 apparently has lost a lot of power over the years, running only around 165 horsepower (as they said at the end of the vid) so I assume it has something to do with the sound being a little off.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

3363
Jan 18, 2006

by Fragmaster
Anyone know of any other good E30 M3 videos? There's a fantastic black specimen at the auto repair shop on the end of my block, I've talked to the owner for a few minutes a week ago, but since the car is still there I'm thinking I may burn a DVD with some E30 videos and ask the shop's owner to let me leave it anonymously on the dashboard.

I was kind of surprised though, the M3's owner was a walking MySpace profile, geared up in accessories, in his early 20s, didn't sound too bright either, but maybe I'm just being cynical. I guess he was "too punk" for an STI, yet too fast for being yet another indie charicature in an old Volvo wagon.

Also are there other people on AI that pay more attention to 80s Alfas or Saabs or other quirky interesting cars being driven by most likely interesting people, rather than midlife crisis automatic 911s or other obnoxiously obvious "look at me, I'm in an expensive red car" guys? That CGT video was just boring and awkward, just like the celebrity circlejerk drunken road rallies and other tasteless poo poo I've seen online. Really, if I had the money I'd rather be driving something unreliable, impractical, and totally ridiculous like the bizarre, FWD V4 Saab Sonnet being sold for $4,000 on Craigslist in Illinois last month. That sounds infinitely better than an overweight chrome and plastic penis compensation mobile that's too fast not to get you a shitload of speeding tickets.

Late Edit: I'm also a pompous rear end.

3363 fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Jan 23, 2007

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply