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McShit
Jun 3, 2004
I AM JON STEWART.
I think this was a documentary. Could have been a mockumentary though.

A video crew follows a guy around Austin, Texas (I believe) as he goes to an appointment to get shot (the ultimate goal being a gunshot scar.) Starts off with the guy (who kinda looks like Mark Lanegan of the Screaming Trees/Queens of the Stone Age) driving (he's got an old car, like a 60's covertable Impala) to the place where he's gonna get shot. He's whining about how his childhood sucked, talks about how the gunshot wound is gonna represent his pain from growing up, bla bla bla. He gets to the garage where the shooter is set up, the crew interviews the shooter. He says he's done this before, but by the way he's acting it seems like it may be his first time shooting someone. Very creepy dude trying to act professional. Shooter shoots the douchebag, who then gets in the ambulance waiting for him outside the door. Film ends.

Saw it on the documentary channel here in Canada. A friend saw it too and thinks it's called 'Dementia'. But I haven't been able to find anything on it.

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Pweller
Jan 25, 2006

Whatever whateva.

McShit posted:

I think this was a documentary. Could have been a mockumentary though.

A video crew follows a guy around Austin, Texas (I believe) as he goes to an appointment to get shot (the ultimate goal being a gunshot scar.) Starts off with the guy (who kinda looks like Mark Lanegan of the Screaming Trees/Queens of the Stone Age) driving (he's got an old car, like a 60's covertable Impala) to the place where he's gonna get shot. He's whining about how his childhood sucked, talks about how the gunshot wound is gonna represent his pain from growing up, bla bla bla. He gets to the garage where the shooter is set up, the crew interviews the shooter. He says he's done this before, but by the way he's acting it seems like it may be his first time shooting someone. Very creepy dude trying to act professional. Shooter shoots the douchebag, who then gets in the ambulance waiting for him outside the door. Film ends.

Saw it on the documentary channel here in Canada. A friend saw it too and thinks it's called 'Dementia'. But I haven't been able to find anything on it.

It's called Delusions in Modern Primitism. Definitely a mockumentary.

e: in not of

Pweller fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Feb 4, 2007

Peaceful Anarchy
Sep 18, 2005
sXe
I am the math man.

This was a black and white movie about a little girl who kills someone another kid on a school picnic. She also does all sorts of other evil things. I seem to recall one of the families had the last name Wasp and the little girl's parents (or maybe only one of the parents) tried to poison her in her sleep. I seem to recall the ending being of lightning and a tombstone.

Scrot Eel
Jan 22, 2002

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Peaceful Anarchy posted:

This was a black and white movie about a little girl who kills someone another kid on a school picnic. She also does all sorts of other evil things. I seem to recall one of the families had the last name Wasp and the little girl's parents (or maybe only one of the parents) tried to poison her in her sleep. I seem to recall the ending being of lightning and a tombstone.

The Bad Seed

Peaceful Anarchy
Sep 18, 2005
sXe
I am the math man.

Scrot Eel posted:

The Bad Seed

That's the one, and that's an incredibly disturbing photo.

TylerGred
Aug 11, 2003

I need help on this one....

Basically it's about a man who lives on a farm and is getting married. He travels to a city (Detroit) I think and buys a Lamborghini. Some how or another he gets a lovely Lamborghini that breaks down in an intersection with a car full of hot girls laughing at him.

Basically I remember that scene and the scene where he is designing his car and I believe he choses the color red...

Saw its many years ago on HBO I think.


Any ideas.

FitFortDanga
Nov 19, 2004

Nice try, asshole

TylerGred posted:

I need help on this one....

Basically it's about a man who lives on a farm and is getting married. He travels to a city (Detroit) I think and buys a Lamborghini. Some how or another he gets a lovely Lamborghini that breaks down in an intersection with a car full of hot girls laughing at him.

Basically I remember that scene and the scene where he is designing his car and I believe he choses the color red...

Saw its many years ago on HBO I think.


Any ideas.


gently caress gently caress gently caress. Now this is driving me crazy. I know I've seen this. I totally remember the scene of him designing the car. It might be a made-for-TV movie. Are you sure it's a Lamborghini? I've tried a bunch of searches and gotten nothing.

TylerGred
Aug 11, 2003

FitFortDanga posted:

Are you sure it's a Lamborghini?

Fairly certain...

Although it was a long time ago...

Donkeylips
Jul 15, 2002

UP THE PUNX UP THE PUNX UP THE PUNX
I saw a trailer for a horror movie a couple years ago or so.

It was a pan on a beach covered with those things that stop tanks. Then there were a bunch of these weird zombie kinda things wearing gasmasks getting up.

That's all I remember.

PonchtheJedi
Feb 20, 2004

Still got some work to do...
I have two.

The first is a comedy.

When I was very young, I saw a movie on TV very late at night. In this movie, a family lived in a city or suburb, and all were pretty happy, except for the dad, who was kind of frustrated with living in civilization. He mentions some friend or neighbor who moved into the sticks when green goo came up through his drain. He says he'd move out if this happened, and then the next shot shows it happening. They move into the mountains, and the movie is mostly their adventures trying to adjust to living there. They have some distant neighbors who are survivalist nuts, and give the dad a tour of their bunker that has lots of food, lots of provisions, and waterbeds that have a nozzle so you can drink from it if other water stores are exhausted. The neighbors are assholes, too. Towards the end of the movie, there is a really bad storm, and the main characters' house is the only one that doesn't get flooded. All of the neighbors, including the rear end in a top hat survivalist ones, show up for shelter, usually bringing with them animals and such. The mom of the family recognizes one of the chickens that the survivalist rear end in a top hat brought with him, which proves he stole some of their chickens. I believe the movie ends with the family moving back to civilization.



The second is a kids' movie, and I swear it was called RC or Remote Control or something, but I couldn't find it anywhere. I watched it as a kid, and I'm pretty sure it was a direct to video movie. It also was from the early 90's, I think. I don't think it was old enough to be from the 80's.

It involved a kid and his best friend who was a girl. They are both into remote control cars, planes, and stuff like that. The kid and this girl are friends, but of course they also almost kiss all the time. Anyway, the kid has a ton of remote control stuff, the most unique of which is a yodeling doll called Gunter or Gunther that can slide up and down a cable and grab things. A group of three bumbling bad guys are on the lamb, and they hide out in this model house, but they have to put packs of cigarettes on the floor because the house is rigged with alarms to keep out intruders. The kid uses the attic of this same house to stash some of his remote control stuff (his mom might have wanted him to get rid of them because of his grades or something, I don't remember) and winds up getting trapped in there when the bad guys show up. He uses his remote control toys for various things, while foiling the bad guys. Eventually he gets out, the bad guys get busted, and his best friend and him hook up.


Memorable scenes :

The kid using the yodeling doll to steal cheetos from the bad guys.

The kid and the girl in the attic, flying or racing RC airplanes, and they almost kiss, but then the kid realizes that the planes are about to go out of range. They turn them around, and the kid says "Whew...we almost lost control there."

I believe the kid had a black kid for a best friend, and this kid wore really baggy shorts. I remember this because the video had some "special features" after it where the black kid talks about how he hopes baggy shorts will become the fashion. There is a scene where the bad guys try to grab this kid, and he rides his bike away, and you can see where he had to tie a shoelace around these shorts so they wouldn't get caught in his bike chain.

The box of the video had the title, and then under it said "The only movie where the kid beats the bad guys and gets the girl!" which I thought was ridiculous, even at my young age, because that's how most movies end. The cover also had, unless I'm mistaken, a picture of the kid on top of a house, with an RC controller held high.

Any help would be appreciated, I'd like to watch these two again for nostalgia purposes.

PonchtheJedi fucked around with this message at 07:41 on Feb 6, 2007

FitFortDanga
Nov 19, 2004

Nice try, asshole

PonchtheJedi posted:

The first is a comedy.

When I was very young, I saw a movie on TV very late at night. In this movie, a family lived in a city or suburb, and all were pretty happy, except for the dad, who was kind of frustrated with living in civilization. He mentions some friend or neighbor who moved into the sticks when green goo came up through his drain. He says he'd move out if this happened, and then the next shot shows it happening. They move into the mountains, and the movie is mostly their adventures trying to adjust to living there. They have some distant neighbors who are survivalist nuts, and give the dad a tour of their bunker that has lots of food, lots of provisions, and waterbeds that have a nozzle so you can drink from it if other water stores are exhausted. The neighbors are assholes, too. Towards the end of the movie, there is a really bad storm, and the main characters' house is the only one that doesn't get flooded. All of the neighbors, including the rear end in a top hat survivalist ones, show up for shelter, usually bringing with them animals and such. The mom of the family recognizes one of the chickens that the survivalist rear end in a top hat brought with him, which proves he stole some of their chickens. I believe the movie ends with the family moving back to civilization.

Packin' It In, starring the one and only Richard Benjamin.

PonchtheJedi
Feb 20, 2004

Still got some work to do...

FitFortDanga posted:

Packin' It In, starring the one and only Richard Benjamin.

Wow, that was quick. Thanks!

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003

PonchtheJedi posted:

The second is a kids' movie, and I swear it was called RC or Remote Control or something, but I couldn't find it anywhere. I watched it as a kid, and I'm pretty sure it was a direct to video movie. It also was from the early 90's, I think. I don't think it was old enough to be from the 80's.
It's just called Remote.

PonchtheJedi
Feb 20, 2004

Still got some work to do...

Action Jacktion posted:

It's just called Remote.

Jeez, you guys are good. Thank you very much.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Donkeylips posted:

I saw a trailer for a horror movie a couple years ago or so.

It was a pan on a beach covered with those things that stop tanks. Then there were a bunch of these weird zombie kinda things wearing gasmasks getting up.

That's all I remember.

I think I know what you mean, don't know the name but they are zombie nazis. nazi is a keyword you're looking for here

Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys
College Slice

Donkeylips posted:

I saw a trailer for a horror movie a couple years ago or so.

It was a pan on a beach covered with those things that stop tanks. Then there were a bunch of these weird zombie kinda things wearing gasmasks getting up.

That's all I remember.

It's not actually a movie yet. It was a proof of concept trailer for a movie called Worst Case Scenario. It's not been made yet and has funding fall through a number of times. Read all about it here.
http://www.gorehoundinc.com/news.html

Farts
Nov 4, 2005
I believe that both of the movies I'm looking for are either 80s or early 90s comedies. if they aren't both the same movie...

1. One actor (I think it might be Chevy Chase) is a writer and he and his wife move out to the country so he can....write his novel in peace. Unfortunatly, not everything is perfect and it has some slapstick moments...and then the wife writes ans gets a childrens book PUBLISHED. Also, the mailman drives past their house at about 60+MPH, throws the mail out the window and laughs everytime. At the end, they try to sell the house, and they make everything all nice and perfect and they offer all the people in the town $5 to act normal, and in the end they decide that they want to stay.

2. I can't remember much about the other movie, but it's along the lines of "family buys house, relatives move in". I think theres a part where one ofe the relatives is living upstairs and they're practically in a full body cast (or their body is up in a sling?) the one part I remember clearly, is that the aunts cat KEPT ON DYING and coming back to life. They even buried it at one point and then it came back and everyone was wondering what the hell. Now that I think about it, these are two seperate movies.


my sister posted:

It's starring Kirstie Alley and John Laroquette. First the cousins come(married couple, wife is preg), then the sister comes(after she gets an allowance cut from her husband "Kadir" to 10k per week), then they burn down the family's house next door(the car salesman who likes power tools, the son who's into creepy crawleys, and the daughter who loves talking on the phone) and they come live with them too. If I'm not mistaken, the name of the movie is "House Guests".


Looks like I got the 2nd one too.

Farts fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Feb 6, 2007

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Kantaris posted:

I believe that both of the movies I'm looking for are either 80s or early 90s comedies. if they aren't both the same movie...

1. One actor (I think it might be Chevy Chase) is a writer and he and his wife move out to the country so he can....write his novel in peace. Unfortunatly, not everything is perfect and it has some slapstick moments...and then the wife writes ans gets a childrens book PUBLISHED. Also, the mailman drives past their house at about 60+MPH, throws the mail out the window and laughs everytime. At the end, they try to sell the house, and they make everything all nice and perfect and they offer all the people in the town $5 to act normal, and in the end they decide that they want to stay.



Funny Farm

Farts
Nov 4, 2005

Inspector Hound posted:

Funny Farm

Yes! That's right! You are awesome

invalid user
Nov 15, 2006

Shit's expensive, bro. Plus, fuck Lurdiak.
There was some kind of direct to video cartoon movie thing as a promotion for a toy line. It was like characters that existed as data in the computer world all came out of the floppy drive and changed everyday objects into crap they could hide in and fight with. Like a soccer ball opened up to become a cannon... Any ideas?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

invalid user posted:

There was some kind of direct to video cartoon movie thing as a promotion for a toy line. It was like characters that existed as data in the computer world all came out of the floppy drive and changed everyday objects into crap they could hide in and fight with. Like a soccer ball opened up to become a cannon... Any ideas?

Just to get it out of the way, are you thinking of Reboot?

invalid user
Nov 15, 2006

Shit's expensive, bro. Plus, fuck Lurdiak.
No, that was the saturday morning cartoon that was CGI and blue, right?

This one was hand animated. with I think 80s level CGI, like vector graphics at times. But in the "real world" it was a normal cartoon.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I read about an old horror movie, think it was 70s about the Knights Templar coming back from the dead

Jigg
Jul 6, 2004

invalid user posted:

There was some kind of direct to video cartoon movie thing as a promotion for a toy line. It was like characters that existed as data in the computer world all came out of the floppy drive and changed everyday objects into crap they could hide in and fight with. Like a soccer ball opened up to become a cannon... Any ideas?

Dammit, now you're making me go scavenge to find this. I remember this, it was something like 'Micro Warriors' or somesuch (not to be confused with Micronauts).
Running an ebay search, coming up with nothing.

Scrot Eel
Jan 22, 2002

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Alan Smithee posted:

I read about an old horror movie, think it was 70s about the Knights Templar coming back from the dead

That'd be one of the Blind Dead series. Great movies (well the first two at least).

TylerGred
Aug 11, 2003

FitFortDanga posted:

gently caress gently caress gently caress. Now this is driving me crazy. I know I've seen this. I totally remember the scene of him designing the car. It might be a made-for-TV movie. Are you sure it's a Lamborghini? I've tried a bunch of searches and gotten nothing.

Have you figured it out yet?

Or anyone for that matter?

Thalamas
Dec 5, 2003

Sup?
Okay, I saw this on television in the early 90s. In the movie, there is a kid who decides to run away from his unhappy home. He straps some wood extensions to his feet and steals the red family convertible. At some point in the movie, he becomes obsessed with finding the final letter in a lotto-like contest so that he can win big money. In the end, he finds the final letter and is booted out of the building with nothing when he tries to claim the money because he isn't 18. At some point, bikers remove one of his eyes and he spends a good chunk of the movie with a black eye patch. Any guesses?

Scrot Eel
Jan 22, 2002

Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!

Thalamas posted:

Okay, I saw this on television in the early 90s. In the movie, there is a kid who decides to run away from his unhappy home. He straps some wood extensions to his feet and steals the red family convertible. At some point in the movie, he becomes obsessed with finding the final letter in a lotto-like contest so that he can win big money. In the end, he finds the final letter and is booted out of the building with nothing when he tries to claim the money because he isn't 18. At some point, bikers remove one of his eyes and he spends a good chunk of the movie with a black eye patch. Any guesses?

Motorama

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I just watched This Film is Not Yet Rated and remember seeing a scene with who I believe was the Bond girl in Casino Royale in a compromising position

I would like to know more

Mike N Eich
Jan 27, 2007

This might just be the year
I'm sorry if these two have been done already but here goes nothing:

The first one was a really campy "horror" film I saw on UPN when I was a wee-lad. Probably 80's to early 90'sI remember an old decrepit family headed by, I think, was an old Judge, a really fat daughter that the Judge tried to hook up with the protagonist, and a bunch of youngsters that were senteced to a rollercoaster that led to some sort of death machine that shot out all of their bones at a bulls-eye. I distinctly remember the death-rollercoaster.

The second was a film (same time period) where dismembered hands start attacking people. The protagonist actualy fights his own hand off from choking him. It isn't "Idle Hands."

Mike N Eich fucked around with this message at 10:37 on Feb 9, 2007

Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys
College Slice

Mike N Eich posted:

I'm sorry if these two have been done already but here goes nothing:

The first one was a really campy "horror" film I saw on UPN when I was a wee-lad. Probably 80's to early 90'sI remember an old decrepit family headed by, I think, was an old Judge, a really fat daughter that the Judge tried to hook up with the protagonist, and a bunch of youngsters that were senteced to a rollercoaster that led to some sort of death machine that shot out all of their bones at a bulls-eye. I distinctly remember the death-rollercoaster.

The second was a film (same time period) where dismembered hands start attacking people. The protagonist actualy fights his own hand off from choking him. It isn't "Idle Hands."

Nothing but Trouble
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0102558/
The Hand with Michael Caine
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0082497/

ClydeUmney
May 13, 2004

One can hardly ignore the Taoist implications of "Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling."

Alan Smithee posted:

I just watched This Film is Not Yet Rated and remember seeing a scene with who I believe was the Bond girl in Casino Royale in a compromising position

I would like to know more

Probably thinking of The Dreamers. Someone posted a bunch of photos from it in the old Casino Royale thread.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0309987/

Mike N Eich
Jan 27, 2007

This might just be the year

Ape Agitator posted:

Nothing but Trouble
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0102558/
The Hand with Michael Caine
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0082497/

Thank you soooooo much.

EDIT: Although I'm not positive about the second one. I really seem to remember more than one hand running around killing people. Maybe I made that up?

Mike N Eich fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Feb 9, 2007

Denim Dude
Feb 21, 2006
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I'm trying to find out the name of a horror movie made in the 80's. The movie was alot like the first puppet master except it wasen't puppet master. I want to say it was called doll house or toy house, but the movies that come up with those searches at imdb are for the wrong movies. I used to love this movie when I was 5/6 and i'd like to give it a rent.

zombieman
Aug 8, 2003

That's one happy fucking egg!

evenfl0w posted:

I'm trying to find out the name of a horror movie made in the 80's. The movie was alot like the first puppet master except it wasen't puppet master. I want to say it was called doll house or toy house, but the movies that come up with those searches at imdb are for the wrong movies. I used to love this movie when I was 5/6 and i'd like to give it a rent.

Could it be Dolls?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092906/

Denim Dude
Feb 21, 2006
red vs blue dot gif

zombieman posted:

Could it be Dolls?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092906/

That's the one! I would never forget that box cover. Thanks.

Yad Rock
Mar 1, 2005
What is the name of this crime/action movie that begins at a football game, where the running back takes out a gun and shoots the defender in the middle of the field? I don't know if that's the main plot because the movie switches to another story after that opening scene, but I'm sure it's important! It's a gritty-looking 80's (possibly late 70's) movie.

ClydeUmney
May 13, 2004

One can hardly ignore the Taoist implications of "Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling."

Kid Knee Bean posted:

What is the name of this crime/action movie that begins at a football game, where the running back takes out a gun and shoots the defender in the middle of the field? I don't know if that's the main plot because the movie switches to another story after that opening scene, but I'm sure it's important! It's a gritty-looking 80's (possibly late 70's) movie.

I have never seen it, but for some reason, I think this is The Last Boy Scout.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102266/

EDIT: :woop: I was afraid I would be wrong and look dumb, but I am vindicated!

It's the little things that make my days. Can you tell?

ClydeUmney fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Feb 12, 2007

Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys
College Slice

Kid Knee Bean posted:

What is the name of this crime/action movie that begins at a football game, where the running back takes out a gun and shoots the defender in the middle of the field? I don't know if that's the main plot because the movie switches to another story after that opening scene, but I'm sure it's important! It's a gritty-looking 80's (possibly late 70's) movie.

Last Boy Scout
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0102266/

Edit: Clyde :argh:

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PonchtheJedi
Feb 20, 2004

Still got some work to do...

Mike N Eich posted:


The second was a film (same time period) where dismembered hands start attacking people. The protagonist actualy fights his own hand off from choking him. It isn't "Idle Hands."


You might be thinking of half of the movie "Quicksilver Highway" a movie featuring two adaptations of horror writers, one by Stephen King (Chattery Teeth) and one by Clive Barker (The Body Politic)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119975/

The Clive Barker story is about a surgeon's hands rebelling against him, and eventually everybody's hands rebel. It has scenes with lots of hands fighting and killing humans.

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