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ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

Alan Smithee posted:

There was this really lovely comedy they played on either scifi channel or comedy central (wouldn't suprised if it was both).

I can't even remember the premise but as far as I can remember it was about this pervy angel guy sent back to look after a chick for some reason or other. She's kinda disgusted with him but at one point is impressed cuz he says he invented the condom or something (one of his "good deeds"). At one point for some reason he rushes into her room while she's changing and freaks her out but he actually has a good reason

I think God reads a porno mag while talking to him in a flashback

All I can find is:

Michael: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117038/

Heaven Can Wait: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077663/

The Horn Blows at Midnight: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0037790/ (It can't be this one, I would be shocked.)

These are the only comedies about angels I can find.

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Beukeboom
Oct 26, 2004

Each man is a god. Each man is free.

Slasherfan posted:

I saw it under the title Madhouse, according to IMDB it's called There Was A Little Girl.

I think it's mostly known as Madhouse though.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093468/

Here is the DVD I have.

http://www.sendit.com/video/item/7000000088447

Thanks! Really glad someone found that out for me.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

ZenMaster posted:

All I can find is:

Michael: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117038/

Heaven Can Wait: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077663/

The Horn Blows at Midnight: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0037790/ (It can't be this one, I would be shocked.)

These are the only comedies about angels I can find.

Dont think those are it, I think the main character might have been Matthew Modine, even if it wasnt him he definetely had that smartass wiseguy thing going on

Internets LOL
Nov 29, 2004

by Lowtax
I'm thinking this movie was made in the 1990's. I remember a scene where a bunch of guys are dressed up in fur suits and they were sitting in a conference room. The leader was having a discussion with the other members and he pulls out a gun and shoots one of the other members. Throughout the scene they refer to each other as Mr. (Animal Name). I think this was a fairly popular movie because I saw this on either HBO or Comedy Central.

Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys
College Slice

Internets LOL posted:

I'm thinking this movie was made in the 1990's. I remember a scene where a bunch of guys are dressed up in fur suits and they were sitting in a conference room. The leader was having a discussion with the other members and he pulls out a gun and shoots one of the other members. Throughout the scene they refer to each other as Mr. (Animal Name). I think this was a fairly popular movie because I saw this on either HBO or Comedy Central.

This is The Avengers. It's the most absurd scene in the entire movie and was the only thing I really enjoyed about it. The entire bear suit scenario is hilarious.



ClydeUmney
May 13, 2004

One can hardly ignore the Taoist implications of "Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling."

Ape Agitator posted:

This is The Avengers. It's the most absurd scene in the entire movie and was the only thing I really enjoyed about it. The entire bear suit scenario is hilarious.





Thank you so much for these pictures. I can't entirely defend the movie, but the bear scene is unmistakably hilarious. The bear suits are awesome. I love the bear pointing up at them in the elevator.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Two movies:

I believe there was an early mid-20th century movie about a deserter in Napolean's army, I think, in Russia. He starts seeing some horrific stuff or other.

2nd I think is a Russian movie, they showed a clip of it during the last oscars and its setting is in the snowy woods. The short bit I saw was some woodsmen/hunters run into an Asian looking fellow who's wearing a backpack. In the oscars clip someone gets shot by a rifle. Can't say how old but it was in color, looked like technicolor if I had to venture a guess

Pweller
Jan 25, 2006

Whatever whateva.

Alan Smithee posted:

I believe there was an early mid-20th century movie about a deserter in Napolean's army, I think, in Russia. He starts seeing some horrific stuff or other.

Sounds like Come and See, follows a kid in WW2 Russia. Kinda hosed.

e: Is your second one Slaughterhouse-Five?

Pweller fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Apr 6, 2007

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Pweller posted:

Sounds like Come and See, follows a kid in WW2 Russia. Kinda hosed.

e: Is your second one Slaughterhouse-Five?

Positive it's not Come and See, I have not seen either but the first one was simply a synopsis I had read (pretty sure it was Napolean's army). There's slight possibilities it was a book or other medium but I think it was a movie

Second one I can't say as I haven't seen the movie or read the book.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Another movie: Saw this back in the early 90s, I'd date around there too. So it's this sort of military movie type deal. A unit of soldiers for some reason or other are being held in a camp, only I got the impression they were American soldiers being held by American soldiers. The camp is run by a sadistic bald man (who I believe is the same baldy who plays the principle in Back to the Future who always yells "slacker!"). For some reason or other he likes to have them in states of undress and he rapes one of the female soldiers at one point. When one of the protagonists finds out (he has a beard I think) he's dragged away by either guards or other guys in his unit while he screams "YOU RAPED HER"

ClydeUmney
May 13, 2004

One can hardly ignore the Taoist implications of "Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling."

Alan Smithee posted:

Another movie: Saw this back in the early 90s, I'd date around there too. So it's this sort of military movie type deal. A unit of soldiers for some reason or other are being held in a camp, only I got the impression they were American soldiers being held by American soldiers. The camp is run by a sadistic bald man (who I believe is the same baldy who plays the principle in Back to the Future who always yells "slacker!"). For some reason or other he likes to have them in states of undress and he rapes one of the female soldiers at one point. When one of the protagonists finds out (he has a beard I think) he's dragged away by either guards or other guys in his unit while he screams "YOU RAPED HER"

Sure it wasn't a TV show? This sounds like it could be it. Just took looking up the actor from the BTTF movies and digging through his filmography.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0663096/

Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys
College Slice

Alan Smithee posted:

Another movie: Saw this back in the early 90s, I'd date around there too. So it's this sort of military movie type deal. A unit of soldiers for some reason or other are being held in a camp, only I got the impression they were American soldiers being held by American soldiers. The camp is run by a sadistic bald man (who I believe is the same baldy who plays the principle in Back to the Future who always yells "slacker!"). For some reason or other he likes to have them in states of undress and he rapes one of the female soldiers at one point. When one of the protagonists finds out (he has a beard I think) he's dragged away by either guards or other guys in his unit while he screams "YOU RAPED HER"

This is Opposing Force. The commander is Anthony Zerbe, who was the leader of Zion. It's also got Tom Skerrit in it, who might be the guy you're talking about at the end (I saw it years ago).
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0091688/

WEAK and WILLING
Apr 24, 2006

What's the movie where it's set in the Vietnam war and a guy needs to deliver a trailer to some high ranking guy but he can't find it so some guys sign for it. Right after that scene I think a bunch of bathing Vietnamese get shot up and the doctor gets pissed because a bunch of dead soldiers are unidentifiable because they aren't wearing dogtags.

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005

WEAK and WILLING posted:

What's the movie where it's set in the Vietnam war and a guy needs to deliver a trailer to some high ranking guy but he can't find it so some guys sign for it. Right after that scene I think a bunch of bathing Vietnamese get shot up and the doctor gets pissed because a bunch of dead soldiers are unidentifiable because they aren't wearing dogtags.

Hamburger Hill

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093137/

Frost
Dec 6, 2003
Don't let the Frost bite you
Ok, this one is terribly vague, but I give myself in the knowing hands of your combined awesomeness:

About 8-10 years ago I was on vacation in France and it ran on a tv set in a pool bar in the background. Here's whatever I can remember of it:
I remember that it was some tropical/hot/maybe desert setting, and there was a battle going on between what I remember as tribal looking groups. It might have been fantasy, but it was hard to discern with no sound and the tribal look going on it might have just as well been some realistic tropical or African setting. The fighting was rough, I think I remember some gore. I think it was mostly white/hispanic guys, no black people.
The thing that stands out the most though is that the setting of the fight was wooden battlements and other weird buildings made out of wood trunks, it was all tall (5 to 8 metres) buildings/gantries and they were fighting on top of it, and I think the one group was trying to take the fort or whatever it was from the other, with someone or something special being in a central wood thingie. There might or might not have been some elaborate traps which the one group used to defend themselves.

This is all I can remember and maybe someone has an idea what I'm talking about.

And a second one, might be easier:
On the Once Upon a Time in Mexico soundtrack there is a song from Juno Reactor called Pistolero. In the beginning of the song you hear someone say "I hate robbing banks" followed by machine gun fire. I tried googling this to no avail, is this from an actual movie, and if so, which one?

Frost fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Apr 8, 2007

Frost
Dec 6, 2003
Don't let the Frost bite you

Alan Smithee posted:

First one I believe was a Dolph Lundgren movie, one scene he's shooting up a garage full of perps by rolling on those dolly whatchamacallits and at one of his akimbo pistols runs out and he conveniently picks another up on the side and keeps shooting. Another scene he makes out with his blonde love interest just before the big fight with the final boss (no nudity but it's all filmed skinemax style) and she breaks it up by saying something in french (dubbed of course)


I'm not sure, but maybe it's John Woo's Blackjack? Did the final shootout against the gay looking villain take place in a white room with white sheets flowing in the wind, totally pretentious artsy setting?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0126816/

Frost fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Apr 8, 2007

Peaceful Anarchy
Sep 18, 2005
sXe
I am the math man.

Alan Smithee posted:

2nd I think is a Russian movie, they showed a clip of it during the last oscars and its setting is in the snowy woods. The short bit I saw was some woodsmen/hunters run into an Asian looking fellow who's wearing a backpack. In the oscars clip someone gets shot by a rifle. Can't say how old but it was in color, looked like technicolor if I had to venture a guess

Dersu Uzala maybe?

zombieman
Aug 8, 2003

That's one happy fucking egg!

Frost posted:

Ok, this one is terribly vague, but I give myself in the knowing hands of your combined awesomeness:

About 8-10 years ago I was on vacation in France and it ran on a tv set in a pool bar in the background. Here's whatever I can remember of it:
I remember that it was some tropical/hot/maybe desert setting, and there was a battle going on between what I remember as tribal looking groups. It might have been fantasy, but it was hard to discern with no sound and the tribal look going on it might have just as well been some realistic tropical or African setting. The fighting was rough, I think I remember some gore. I think it was mostly white/hispanic guys, no black people.
The thing that stands out the most though is that the setting of the fight was wooden battlements and other weird buildings made out of wood trunks, it was all tall (5 to 8 metres) buildings/gantries and they were fighting on top of it, and I think the one group was trying to take the fort or whatever it was from the other, with someone or something special being in a central wood thingie. There might or might not have been some elaborate traps which the one group used to defend themselves.

This is all I can remember and maybe someone has an idea what I'm talking about.

It sounds like it could possibly be No Escape:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110678/

Frost
Dec 6, 2003
Don't let the Frost bite you

zombieman posted:

It sounds like it could possibly be No Escape:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110678/

I'm sorry I didn't mention that, but it was sword and knife and club fighting, no guns or helicopters, which rules out this movie.

LowJack
Jun 27, 2003

The movie I'm trying to find was one made in the 70s or 80s, which I saw as a little child. Basically the precursor for "The Cell", it was about a guy who could enter the dreams of someone else. I remember in the beginning he is in a room with a child who is being stalked by some kind of monster.

Freaked me out as a kid, anyone have an idea?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

LowJack posted:

The movie I'm trying to find was one made in the 70s or 80s, which I saw as a little child. Basically the precursor for "The Cell", it was about a guy who could enter the dreams of someone else. I remember in the beginning he is in a room with a child who is being stalked by some kind of monster.

Freaked me out as a kid, anyone have an idea?

I guess you should go ahead and confirm that it's not "Nightmare on Elm Street."

Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys
College Slice

LowJack posted:

The movie I'm trying to find was one made in the 70s or 80s, which I saw as a little child. Basically the precursor for "The Cell", it was about a guy who could enter the dreams of someone else. I remember in the beginning he is in a room with a child who is being stalked by some kind of monster.

Freaked me out as a kid, anyone have an idea?

Dreamscape
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0087175/

Also, 'freaked me out as a kid' is something nearly everyone in the 80s who saw it will say. It's pretty nightmarish.

zombieman
Aug 8, 2003

That's one happy fucking egg!

Frost posted:

I'm sorry I didn't mention that, but it was sword and knife and club fighting, no guns or helicopters, which rules out this movie.

For the scenes you describe, there were no guns or helicopters. The battles pretty much consist of people brandishing spears, clubs and such, plus traps.

Choadmaster
Oct 7, 2004

I don't care how snug they fit, you're nuts!
I think this movie was early-80's, I was pretty young when I saw it:

It was a sort of reverse-Ladybugs, about a bunch of mostly Mexican kids who played soccer. One of the boys on the team had a sister who was pretending to be a boy named Pepe so she could play on the boys-only team. The coach eventually finds out she's a girl when he sees her in the locker room - she always waited until the other players were gone, but the coach had come in to clean up or something.

One of my friends shouted at this point, Pepe has no peepee!, which was loving hilarious to us at the time, and we repeated it for weeks. Unfortunately, not one of us can remember anything else about the movie, even the title.

Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys
College Slice
Never seen it, but you gave enough to google it.

Manny's Orphans / Kick!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0207597/

Frost
Dec 6, 2003
Don't let the Frost bite you

zombieman posted:

For the scenes you describe, there were no guns or helicopters. The battles pretty much consist of people brandishing spears, clubs and such, plus traps.

Ok, I'll check it out, I was just a little confused by some of the covers I googled, one had guns and a helicopter on it. From what I remember it had a vibe to it that it was set a few hundred years back. My memory is really hazy on this one though, thanks a lot.

LowJack
Jun 27, 2003

Ape Agitator posted:

Dreamscape
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0087175/

Also, 'freaked me out as a kid' is something nearly everyone in the 80s who saw it will say. It's pretty nightmarish.

That's it! Thank you so much. Just added it to my Netflix que. :awesomelon:

LowJack fucked around with this message at 23:01 on Apr 8, 2007

Pweller
Jan 25, 2006

Whatever whateva.

Frost posted:

On the Once Upon a Time in Mexico soundtrack there is a song from Juno Reactor called Pistolero. In the beginning of the song you hear someone say "I hate robbing banks" followed by machine gun fire. I tried googling this to no avail, is this from an actual movie, and if so, which one?

it's from the 1966 Batman tv series
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pistolero_(song)

Choadmaster
Oct 7, 2004

I don't care how snug they fit, you're nuts!

Ape Agitator posted:

Never seen it, but you gave enough to google it.

Manny's Orphans / Kick!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0207597/

Sweet, that's it. I never expected Google to find it so I didn't even try - thanks for helping out this lazy idiot. :downs:

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
Ok, I'll be as detailed as I can. I saw this movie around 8 years ago on TV. This movie was about 2 kids. They somehow discover an alien method of transport, basically a translucent inertia-less sphere they could get in that can go fast as hell, and through anything. I specifically remember one scene around the time they discover this thing where one of the kids flies around in it through the ground, trees..basically any material.

Eventually they somehow leave earth in a makeship spacecraft and find the Alien's ship. They do some adventuring there, talk to them (don't really remember much about this part) and leave.

Any ideas? I hope that made sense.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Damo posted:

Ok, I'll be as detailed as I can. I saw this movie around 8 years ago on TV. This movie was about 2 kids. They somehow discover an alien method of transport, basically a translucent inertia-less sphere they could get in that can go fast as hell, and through anything. I specifically remember one scene around the time they discover this thing where one of the kids flies around in it through the ground, trees..basically any material.

Eventually they somehow leave earth in a makeship spacecraft and find the Alien's ship. They do some adventuring there, talk to them (don't really remember much about this part) and leave.

Any ideas? I hope that made sense.

The Explorers, one of the "Identify a movie" thread staples.

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Smutton
Jun 5, 2005
Kay, this was a documentary I saw on television (in Canada) several years ago (over 5 years ago at least). It was contemporary, had sparse French narration (Quebecois or Parisian, I don't know) with English subtitles and was verite-style.

It took place in a US inner-city Black ghetto (somewhere with snow) and it followed this detective trying to solve a case where a gang shoot-out ended up killing an innocent bystander - a young girl. The detective was this really intense, grizzly old white dude with glasses. It basically showcased the abominable poverty of the community (a lot of shots in people's homes). It was really interesting because despite the cop's extremely intense exterior he was very emotionally invested in the problems of the community. It was really bleak, lots of gray, pretty depressing and played up the emotional complexity of the crime (the "killer" was the girl's neighbor) as well as the poverty. Anyone seen or heard of this?

e, actually wait. It might have been with French subtitles. (Probably doesn't matter.)

Smutton fucked around with this message at 07:03 on Apr 10, 2007

anoxia
Aug 30, 2006

Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europe vincendarum.
I think this is a made-for-tv movie or a miniseries, I'm not sure. It's longer than your average movie though, and it's about a girl and her brother. It's a bit Brazil like, in that they go from place to place with no real reason (or at least that's how I remember it).

The only scene I remember properly is them going into another "universe/world". It looks like they've entered the suburbs, it's dark, and there's some sort of curfew on. A boy is playing with his basketball in the driveway and his father comes out and ushers him back into his house. Then the girl and her brother go to a huge office building that looks a lot like the one in Brazil.

The brother had this really annoying name, Michael Daniel or something Michael, and the sister keeps saying his full name all the time. It's a really horrible film, but I really want to remember what it's called.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

anoxia posted:

I think this is a made-for-tv movie or a miniseries, I'm not sure. It's longer than your average movie though, and it's about a girl and her brother. It's a bit Brazil like, in that they go from place to place with no real reason (or at least that's how I remember it).

The only scene I remember properly is them going into another "universe/world". It looks like they've entered the suburbs, it's dark, and there's some sort of curfew on. A boy is playing with his basketball in the driveway and his father comes out and ushers him back into his house. Then the girl and her brother go to a huge office building that looks a lot like the one in Brazil.

The brother had this really annoying name, Michael Daniel or something Michael, and the sister keeps saying his full name all the time. It's a really horrible film, but I really want to remember what it's called.

"A Wrinkle in Time." TV, 2003.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0290382/

shaggs
Mar 10, 2006
I must have seen this in the last 3 years on Showtime, Cinemax, Starz, or HBO. Someone is giving a description of someone to the police. He says that the guy is a black albino with red hair. That probably is not the order in which he said it, but I cannot remember the correct order. Sometime later, the cops arrest a black albino redhead, despite the fact that the guy who made the police description was just making it up.

"Black albino red head," sounds so unique that I thought it would be easy to figure out with Google or IMDB, but I'm not having any luck. Help me Somethingawful community. You are my only hope.

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003

shaggs posted:

I must have seen this in the last 3 years on Showtime, Cinemax, Starz, or HBO. Someone is giving a description of someone to the police. He says that the guy is a black albino with red hair. That probably is not the order in which he said it, but I cannot remember the correct order. Sometime later, the cops arrest a black albino redhead, despite the fact that the guy who made the police description was just making it up.
A Guy Thing.

shaggs
Mar 10, 2006
Thank you so much. I'm gonna go out and rent Action Jackson and watch it in your honor.

JfishPirate
Jun 24, 2006
I have been grossly misinformed about witches.
I saw this movie on DVD in somewhere around 1999-2002. It had a burly white man as the main character, and he was digging up his front yard for some reason. I think it ended in a church with demons or something. I'm not sure if it's the same film, but the guy found his wife incased in plastic at some point.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

It's a movie about an evil sea turtle with glowing red eyes. Ring any bells?

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Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused
^^^ one of the Gamera movies?

Elohssa Gib posted:

I cannot remember when, where, or why I saw this movie, but the premise was two kids younger brother older sister, are kinda troublemakers and move from school to school, possibly with single mother or just a distant dad. They end up living with a relative for some reason and learn to be better people. The only specific things i can remember are, one of them pretending to cut off there own finger at school and scaring their class mates, and at one point deciding to scare the curmudgeonly neighbor guy by having the girl hide in his tree dressed as a ghost, but it went wrong and he ends up thinking she was an angel and the branches got bent in such a way that their shadows looked like Jesus.
Thanks in advance.

Still looking for this one and thought of another.

Genre: Romantic, possible comedy
Year: Early to mid 90s
Summary: Boy and Girl meet, fall in love, etc. Boy dies, possibly untimely, girl dies. Boy meets girl in Heaven. Girl gets reincarnated, boy gets reincarnated with a chance to win girl again. Twist, they don't remember each other and only have a certain amount of time to meet again. Possible musical importance, either a song or an instrument.

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