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Ever wonder what kind of website would be spawned by the kind of woman that would disown her son and raise her daughter to be just like her? Well, wonder no more. Oh yeah, she plays World of Warcraft and purports to be a Buddhist. quote:this one may be a tad long. or not. i’m not sure. it’s all bubbling and spinning around in my head and i have no idea where it wants to go, but i’m turning loose of the reigns and just letting it roll. Stumbled across this a while back while searching the internet trying to see what my biological mother has been up to since she ditched me when I was a child, but haven't had the stomach to read her garbage in any real depth. Figured you folks would get a kick out of it, anyway. EDIT/UPDATE: There is a lovely entry today where she talks about what a horrible, horrible person I am for posting a link to her website here, and she's banned my IP from viewing her site (easily skirted with a proxy, but not worth the time here at work). Athelas fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Oct 26, 2007 |
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Athelas posted:Ever wonder what kind of website would be spawned by the kind of woman that would disown her son and raise her daughter to be just like her? Actually, she banned you because it seems the only thing you're capable of is this manner of venom, anger, and bile and she'd rather remain apart from you than continue to be the excuse you use for not taking care of the obvious issues that have resulted from refusing to seek therapy for these anger management problems. To be accurate, she didn't ban you for coming here to air your psychological dirty laundry, she banned you because anyone who would do this obviously isn't someone deserving of access. Perhaps you think it is healthy to splash your pathology and angst here. Maybe you even think you think if you can find others to support the behavior, it means it's ok... and if that's what you need to feel good about yourself or to continue to avoid the reality that things are never as black and white as you'd like to think, well you just go for it, m'kay? Back here in the real world, I'll just remember you're still my son and no matter how angry you get, or how little you listen, or how unwilling you are to hear anything but your own ugly inside, you're still loved. But love doesn't mean putting up with abuse, and frankly, as may be seen here, abuse seems to be just about all you have to offer right now. I look forward to the day that changes. May it come soon.
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Fenix posted:Actually, she banned you because it seems the only thing you're capable of is this manner of venom, anger, and bile and she'd rather remain apart from you than continue to be the excuse you use for not taking care of the obvious issues that have resulted from refusing to seek therapy for these anger management problems. Actually, I posted your website here because the folks on this forum love to read the stupid fanfictions and rantings of self-absorbed World of Warcraft players and deadbeat parents. I'm sure Lowtax thanks you for the $10, Bonnie. Now go back to your little world where you have complete control over everything posted and refuse to allow the people you criticize to respond where everyone else can read it. I can assure you that if you piss off the infamous crew of Internet Detectives here that what you view as such vile hatred and disrespect from me will pale in comparison to what they'll send your way. Oh yes, and I'm not your son. The only people that have the right to call me that are the ones that raised me. You're just the person that provided the other half of the genetic material that produced me. Athelas fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Oct 26, 2007 |
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Moving along.. I admin a forum and we have an advertising section for users' own sites that we might as well call 'Look what the cat dragged in!' Terrible Geocites/Freewebs/Invisionfree crap. However, this is the pinnicle of lovely bored-teenage-fantasy-nerd websites: http://www.awesomefantasybooks.com/ Note that the author letter in the most recent entry is a confirmed fake, and we had a run-in with this kid after he plagiarised content from multiple book sites, including ours. Besides that, it's hideous and the tacky animated smilie gifs are leeched. And there's more! In recent months, this kid decided to move onto blogging! If you like reading other people's pretentious delusional bullshit, you mustn't miss out: http://fantasywriter.wordpress.com/
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Thought I had a surefire winner this one - a site dedicated to pictures of men in orthopaedic gear, now celebrating its tenth year on the internet. Make sure you check out the link to Martin's Shoe and Boot Emporium. http://members.frys.com/~orthofun/index.html. After seeing the 3 foot ropes of poo and spongebob porn though I'm not so sure.
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Website: https://www.savesurge.org Forum: http://www.karks.com/surge/phpBB2/ A website that's been running since 2002 that's purpose is to unite all those who share the love of a poorly selling caffeinated beverage. The main page updates frighteningly often with interviews about surge, surge sightings, surge testimonials, etc. They have quite an active forum with forums for pretty much every topic surge and not-surge related, with jewels such as this: From a tattoo thread: quote:well...i will eventually...when im 16 or 18....im gettin a GIR tatoo and a SURGE tattoo...yea im gettin a SURGE tattoo....but which logo?... quote:ill have 2, 1 Mario/Nintendo and an ICP 1... Some guy spending 45 dollars on a 2-liter of surge and drinking it on camera: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4zhJsOE4SQ OH NO LADY, YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, MY FAVORITE DRINK IS #00FF99 NOT #99FF44 quote:im not sure if every state has this restaurant, but its called : RYANS : A few Faces of SaveSURGE.org: Insurrectum fucked around with this message at 08:08 on Nov 11, 2007 |
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http://www.shannonkringen.com/pride_ride0601.jpg http://www.shannonkringen.com/facepaint03.jpg http://www.shannonkringen.com/prideu.jpg http://www.shannonkringen.com/ Goddess Kring Shannon Kringen Namaste Artist Model Shoepainter Multi Media This is the personal website for some person who runs a show on public access named Shannon Kringen. She is also batshit insane. Her show consisted of her reading bad poetry (which I think may have been about her mother, I couldn't tell) and staring into the camera for long periods of time. Her shows are available on her website via Youtube. There are also nude pictures of her among other things I will never unsee, so you have been warned.
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JackMalebranche.com Why is it an awful link? Jack Malebranche (yes, really) is an author seeking to establish True Gay Manliness through the power of Manly Gay Satanism. Really. He's a gay dude that hates... gay dudes. quote:Androphlia is a manifesto full of truly dangerous ideas: that men can have sex with men and retain their manhood, that homosexuality can be about championing a masculine ideal rather than attacking it, and that the wicked, oppressive ‘construct of masculinity’ despised by the gay community could actually enrich and improve the lives of homosexual and bisexual men. Androphilia is for those men who never really bought what the gay community was selling; it’s a challenge to leave the gay world completely behind and to rejoin the world of men, unapologetically, as androphliles, but more importantly, as men. He paints portraits of Anton LaVey and Vincent Price on velvet. (Actually, the art portion of the domain could be it's own awful link.) He insists on intense rugged manliness, whilst maintaining delightfully whimsical facial hair. He's a douche. He deserves mocking.
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Just...listen. I really can't explain it. Well, I'll try. It's a sweet old asian lady who sells albums featuring HORRIBLE tracks of her "singing" to what I assume are karaoke tracks of beloved American classic rock songs. I present, Wing. http://www.wingtunes.com/listen.html "Wing Han Tsang (???), the singer popularly known as Wing, has in a few short years achieved world-wide fame and a cult following that transcends borders and languages. When Wing sings, you cannot miss her sincerity and the pure joy she has for singing. With her unique voice and determined spirit, she has achieved what many singers can only dream of doing." Sorry if Wing is already an internet meme I'm just not privy to at this stage in my life, and I'm tampering with things I shouldn't. Edit: A friend just informed me she was on South Park already, so...never mind. Sorry. I'm a douche. Mr. Britt fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Nov 14, 2007 |
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Male Intuition It's a small site, but it's filled with advice about girls for the poor clueless guys out there. As an added bonus, there's a heartbreaking and deep poem. This site is great for learning why girls get mad when guys leave up the toilet seat and also why all girls buy brand name clothing.
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I present The Kent County Kages: http://kent-kages.piczo.com/?cr=1&rfm=y Cosplayers who felt that if dressing up as anime characters was not bad enough, they decided to make up their own group, develop "unique characters" in the Nautro univerise and devoted a terrible piczo website about this. They are a deadly assassin force that must disband when Dad comes home to park his truck. Also one of these mutants is a woman. They have a whole lot of photos doing....I have no idea but it makes no sense at all. It's a Photo Bucket treasure trove with pictures and videos that ensure that they will never reproduce: http://s57.photobucket.com/albums/g220/Donut_Neko/ They encourage artists to help fill a empty fan art page: quote:To any artists out there!!! They are appearing at a con I am going to with some friends next March.
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http://www.kittyapocalypse.com/kittyaid/about.htm just go there.
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AHAHAHA contact info on her page. Also moderates LJ community Cat_Macros: http://community.livejournal.com/cat_macros/ Which has been spammed by a couple goons (her repsonse here:) http://community.livejournal.com/cat_macros/3305243.html Her LJ profile here: http://kittydoom.livejournal.com/
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http://www.paranormalghostsociety.org One of my members posted a link to it on my forums. It's probably the worst thing I've ever seen. quote:Disclaimer:
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=ILC-VTZ-XG4&feature=dir Here is an amazingly in-depth and accurate description of the exact steps required to buff your mustache using the proper levels of facial hair wax at specific intervals. Be advised that this is ten and a half minutes of mustache.
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# ? Nov 26, 2007 05:54 |
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https://www.ryanweather.org Weekly Weather forceasts from Ryan the Weather Geek, broadcasted straight from scenic "Ryan's Basement" somewhere in Louisville KY. Check out his Videos section for his stint on the local news, "Shadowing" a real live meteorologist, Mr. John Belski. Or check out his store, featuring such appealing Merch as the RYAN WEATHER WALL CLOCK or the RYAN WEATHER TOTE BAG Weather forecasts the way GOD intended it to be.
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# ? Nov 27, 2007 05:05 |
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A friend sent me this link, it's from my home state, the great state of Iowa, and features some of the web's best boudoir photography! http://www.dennyscottphoto.com/boudoirsamplesctrl.html Enjoy.
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StumbleUpon presents: http://www.sissykiss.com/ Website about guys dressing up as little babies or girls in really retarded pink frilly poo poo. Includes forum, where most of the stuff's to be found. Probably prime material for WeekendWeb, too.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=uHIVS7O7Z70 The UK Grappling Club. It's a club for people who like to grapple... in an "erotic" manner. http://www.ukgrappling.co.uk/
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http://www.ronpaulblimp.com/ I'll let the website do the talking "Imagine.. the mainstream media is mesmerized as the image of the Ron Paul blimp is shown to tens of millions of Americans throughout the day (and throughout the month). As GPS coordinates stream to the website a map shows the Ron Paul blimp's location in real time. The local television stations broadcast its every move. The curious flock together and make a trip to see history in the making. Emails with pictures are sent, then forwarded, then forwarded again. Youtube videos go viral and reach tens of millions of views. Ron Paul becomes the first presidential candidate in history to have his very own blimp. The PR stunt generates millions upon millions of dollars worth in free publicity, and captures the imagination of America."
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# ? Dec 12, 2007 04:11 |
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I just found this looking for ASCII art. http://woofaboomus.ngender.net/ Good loving lord. I originally landed on this page at first. obviously. I bet this is a goons website. Edit: Jesus loving Christ LostCause fucked around with this message at 04:48 on Dec 14, 2007 |
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Obsessive fashion people 17 Different Ways To Tie Shoelaces - This guy has a lot of information on shoelaces and shoelace knots. quote:Don't be put off by this daunting collection of traditional and alternative shoe tying methods. The first two knots are all that most people will ever need. Grab some shoelaces or a piece of rope, get comfortable and give them a try. They really aren't that hard to learn! quote:I guess the main aspect of my character that comes through as a common theme is that I'm passionate about efficiency. Much of my web site deals with different forms of efficiency, and having efficient ways of tying shoelaces is just one area that I figure most people could benefit from. I'm pretty easy-going, so if you figure this stuff is not for you, then that's cool too. There is also What are you wearing today. This guy meticulously takes pictures of the clothes he is wearing that day and posts them on his blog. No commentary, just pictures of his clothes. He's been at it over a year and a half.
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http://goddessmine.livejournal.com/ A Dominatrix who convinces her "piggies" over the internet to send her massive amounts of gifts that she then photographs and puts up on her live journal. She requires $500 USD to join her slaves and will make it nearly impossible to leave their ranks once you join. She expects financial submission constantly from all her slaves. An example of one of her slaves: quote:Nintendo Wii Recharge Station $30 and some flash memory card a pindick included for Me - thanks, I guess? Drillionaire fucked around with this message at 10:32 on Dec 24, 2007 |
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Make Me Heal A forum for women to get on and take pictures of their pre and post-op liposuctions and breast implants/reductions. They also discuss in great detail awful, awful things. They reach out with such questions and topics as: "forgot to take antibiotic last night, is that bad" "did you have gooey stuff all over eyes when wheeled out??" "Is it normal- breasts warped, & flat from benelli. new P" But the pictures.... oh god. https://wi.somethingawful.com/95/956f5856c6892188319fccdc9f57036e5e48b793.jpg
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http://www.bkgirls.net/frameset.html Are you a mother? Do you love your daughter? No, I mean, really LOVE your daughter? Like, love her so much you want to teach her how to eat you out? Well then... poo poo, I can't go on, you get the idea.
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# ? Dec 26, 2007 02:55 |
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http://www.niggermania.org name says it all Stumbled across this while reading the comments on an article on the drudge report. It actually make me feel physically ill. Especially the Ni**er hunting video's
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http://kittywigs.com/wigindex.html
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http://www.aspieaffection.com/ Fun fact: Forums user Ferretball has an account on this site, but I forget what name he uses there.
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http://www.clair-ascension.com/ Mystical new-age babble. For example, were you aware that clair ascension posted:DNA (deoxyribonucleic acid) is the blueprint containing encoded information for our physical, emotional, mental and spiritual make-up. According to reliable Spiritual sources, the medical model for DNA is incomplete. There are actually 12 physical and 12 spiritual strands, a total of 24 strands. When we are born, usually only 1 of those 24 strands are activated. As we evolve, more become activated. However, even the highly evolved, such as lightworkers, have only up to the 11th or 12th strands self-activated. In order to have 22 out of 24 strands activated, we are offering a King Salomon 22 strand DNA Activation, a very sacred, ancient ritual. It is performed by one who has been trained, initiated, and authorized to do so by the Brotherhood/Sisterhood of Light. You may pay by credit card, money order, or by personal check. Along the same lines, let Gudni Gudnason, head of the Rocky Mountain Mystery School stare deep into your eyes while he tells you all about himself. Gudni posted:[I]was born in northern 'Viking lands' of Iceland and was initiated into the lineage of King Salomon with priesthood powers from high Priest Melchizedek, (this was done in the Great Pyramid of Giza) Guardian of the Secret of the Holy Grail and authorized to do the work by the HIERARCHY of LIGHT in all manner with the highest powers given to a human. ***Welcome Travlerz to *Mawelulu's Time Space Continuum*** I'm not too sure what exactly that site is for, but it contains this and this so I know it's something special and worth checking out.
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Just wanted to give everyone in this thread my thanks for posting some good ALODs - I've used quite a few of them so far & already I've received some excellent feedback. Some quick pointers:
Thank you very much for the help!
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http://www.bernardrhodes.com/ The personal website of Bernie Rhodes, the man who is most famous for being the manager of The Clash (and the man who hosed up the band and led to their breakup). The site itself is an odd collection of rambling quasi-Marxist rhetoric mixed with what he considers to be shocking revelations about the nature of society, not to mention how many times he has to tell everyone how awesome and revolutionary he is. The site also sells t-shirts and hosts fake positive reviews of the album "Cut the Crap", the Clash album that Bernie produced (he also blames the media as the reason that no one liked it). Add these things together with a bad use of text size and color and a very amateurish site design, and you have one very awful website.
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Drunkboxer posted:about farts. wow, you were not kidding. One of my all time favorites is Joan Ocean, who posts her conversations with whales, dolphins, fish, extra terrestrials and sasquatch. http://www.joanocean.com/sasquatch.html Happy Go Lumpy fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Jan 7, 2008 |
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EROTIC DEEP STOMACH PUNCHES Third rate porn actresses wailing on each other's stomachs with fists and feet. The way they describe the videos is both hilarious, sad, and ultimately disturbing when you think that someone, somewhere, got wood from reading them.
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I was going to write up something, but the video on the first page says far more then I ever could. http://www.totaltestament.com/ Click the "New Idea" link for extra jesus goodness!
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edit: gently caress my link. GO THERE ^^^^^^^^ MANY MANY TREATS FOR JESUS! Quick links to hot stuff!: ROCK AND RO-u-OLL (for jesus) RAPPIN' OUT! (for jesus) Happy Go Lumpy fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Jan 18, 2008 |
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http://www.xollabinc.com/ "See through thick colthing even more see people completly naked" DIGI Eye X-Ray glasses are a breakthrough new tri-performance X-Ray lens material unique in delivering a combination of superior optics and impact resistance in an ultra lightweight lens. DIGI Eye lens material is uniquely powered by sunlight absorbed through delicate tiny pair of solar panels, addition to superior optics in a thin and lightweight lens. Last Sep, the Xollabinc Director, Dr.Gerald Vandergrif, announced the formation of the Revolutionary Technology (CXG) X-Ray glasses. Technology that allows to see through thick clothing and materials. Ever since NFA awarded Xollabinc the contract back in 1988, they have developed numerous space optical lens Technologies working site by site with NFA "Teamwork really comes into play when you have BIG gals."Dr. Gerald (Gerry) Vandergrif ” announced the Revolutionary technology “DIGI Eye X-Ray glasses" In last september, sense the announcement Dr. Vandergrif has been awarded four scientific high nominations and a NFA awards.Until the and of 2008 most of the World security agencies will use the DIGI Eay X-Ray glasses against terrorists to eliminate dangers consequences... Whois says it was registered on the 12th Jan, didn't come up in any searches, I seriously haven't got a loving clue if it is real or not!
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http://www.dillonsbaths.com/ Apparently Dillons Russian Steam Baths is a legend in the Boston area. Maybe the place is great, but it looks sketchy as all get go. Their website does little to encourage me. Filled with animated gifs of trees blooming, nuns running, and peppered with blinking text, this site would make 1997 embarrassed. Be sure to take a tour of their amazing facilities! Here's a sneak peak! I used to live by this place, and by far the creepiest thing is the one thing they don't have on their website: their sign.
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There is something sadder than pretending that you live in the Star Trek universe. And, that this is pretending that you live in the Gorean Universe. And, so we have: http://www.goreanwhispers.com/home.html It's basically everything that can go wrong with a "homepage" and then some, lovely graphics, "effects" menus, poetry. Plus, "meaningful" conversation about pretending that you actually live in that movie Outlaw from MST3K. Plus, it somehow manages to be about lifestyle bdsmers, without including a ton of porn.
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# ? Jan 23, 2008 03:21 |
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http://theflatearthsociety.org/ a site full of flat earth theory supporters complete with "scientific" evidence. Hang on to your hats the crazy is just a click away. This probably would be better included on the weekend web though since the only clickable item points to the forums.
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Fred Phelps:Gays :: Carol AS Thompson:People who don't smoke. http://smokershistory.com is full of gems like: "anti-smokers deserve to be prosecuted for crimes against humanity, and hanged like the loathsome criminals that they are." and "(S)mokers should have turned to violence long ago! Violence against those phony, nazi "public health" pretenders and their media sluts as well, to teach them that we will submit to their vicious lies no more!" and "(W)e should exterminate these vermin, genocide their children, and smash their putrid culture to rubble" and "We loathe you! We despise you! We hate your guts and we want you to die! We should be supporting al-Qaida, and help to wipe your corrupt, lying government off the face of the earth!" and "The annihilation of these psychopathic lie-spewers is the solution to humanity's problems!" and "We must have REVENGE! REVENGE! REVENGE! for everything they've done to us! Never forgive and never forget their crimes!" These are obviously the frothing-at-the-mouth rants of a paranoid schizophrenic. Does that make this site too much of a fish in a barrel?
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