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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Creative Convention > The Three Word Story - a collaborative effort at writing.
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O SHIT BATS!
Jan 21, 2003

YEH YEH YEH YEH
into his mind

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stripeymonkey
Dec 31, 2006
 that was leading

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Paradox86
Apr 30, 2005

It's pretty simple. A friend and I agreed that birds are pretty pissed that they don't have arms. We decided this should be fixed.
him straight from

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Mr. Sleep
Aug 2, 2003

 his deep anthropological

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Tasman
Oct 26, 2006
and able
doghouse. A lightbulb

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stripeymonkey
Dec 31, 2006
 fell on him.

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pintle
Aug 3, 2007
to err is human, dear fez
Enlightened, he transformed

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Prof_Beatnuts
Jul 29, 2004
I used to be bad but now I'm good
his original version

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WhollyChao
Jul 16, 2005

Stand Up Or Give Up
into liquid, incarnadine

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King of Fools
Aug 24, 2005

you are getting very pompous in the early morning
placenta, which he

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-m.
Jul 2, 2007
 buried under the

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eeboweebo
Nov 17, 2005

Behold Duke Nukem
And die a painful death
Hail to the King, baby.
front porch where

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Buggernaut
Feb 11, 2007
I could be out exploring South America but I'm playing on the internet
--

Enough. He awoke.

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-m.
Jul 2, 2007
 He reached out

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tgq42
Aug 19, 2004
 and wrestled his

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checkeredshawn
Jul 16, 2007

 best friend Sal

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Dingus Egg
May 23, 2005

Legend has it the world was hatched from a dingus egg.
out from under

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swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
himself; this being

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Tasman
Oct 26, 2006
and able
weird because Sal

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tgq42
Aug 19, 2004
 is actually a

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checkeredshawn
Jul 16, 2007

 man with a

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Epic Fear Job
Jun 2, 2007
my other car is a porsche on the moon
mottled, olive colored

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Mr. Sleep
Aug 2, 2003

 dingo with a

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Tasman
Oct 26, 2006
and able
rabid foaming mouth

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TheForgotton
Jun 10, 2001

I'm making a career of evil.
that grinned. Suddenly

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Stabbey_the_Clown
Sep 21, 2002

Are... are you quite sure you really want to say that?
Taco Defender
the room spun

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KlavierVogel
Feb 27, 2004

[] an old crow spoke to me [] busted leg limped down the street [] said we're both tied to our own trees [] cut me loose, cut me loose []
and Steve fell

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j23drums
Apr 29, 2004

hope
under the spell

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Suntory BOSS
Apr 17, 2006

 of the music

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WhollyChao
Jul 16, 2005

Stand Up Or Give Up
pulsing, thumping, driving.

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Nadie
Aug 1, 2006

In brightest day, in blackest night, no idiot shall escape my sight
Then he asked

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bonne chance
Dec 2, 2007

NFX ZR NOBHG EHAAVAT NA NET NAQ JVAAVAT GUR NQZVENGVBA BS TBBAF RIRELJURER!
himself whether he

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walkRx
Oct 9, 2007

Butt Classy
should always be

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Gaspar Lewis
Nov 30, 2007

by Lowtax
so at peace...

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mumblingscrapwaver
Dec 13, 2007

unnecessary complication
...or if he

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bonne chance
Dec 2, 2007

NFX ZR NOBHG EHAAVAT NA NET NAQ JVAAVAT GUR NQZVENGVBA BS TBBAF RIRELJURER!
would rather living

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j23drums
Apr 29, 2004

hope
on a Prayer

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TheForgotton
Jun 10, 2001

I'm making a career of evil.
.

"Take my hand

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Spudd
Nov 27, 2007

Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

 I shall take

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Citizen Insane
Oct 7, 2004

We come in to the world and we have to go, but we do not go merely to serve the turn of one enemy or another.
The duck's egg

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