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Leninboarrir posted:http://cnj.craigslist.org/car/550405854.html At first I thought the pictures were just showing a pile of parts.
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Leninboarrir posted:http://cnj.craigslist.org/car/550405854.html It's like a transformer that only goes halfway to kickass robot, then gets stuck.
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# ? Jan 25, 2008 10:21 |
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http://victoria.craigslist.ca/car/549017140.html Honda CRX. Retarded mileage: Check Modzz: Check Rust/Driven in snow: check Honestly, I wish this guy were an anomaly in my area, but used car prices around here are absolutely loving retarded. I mean, someone's selling a 91 Camry for loving 5 grand. I don't care how nice it is, unless it's sporting a 1UZ or something under the hood, there's no way it justifies that. And a 1990 Civic with nearly half a loving million kilometers on the clock for 1500$.
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# ? Jan 25, 2008 10:45 |
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Simkin posted:http://victoria.craigslist.ca/car/549017140.html hahaha check out that camber in the back.
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# ? Jan 25, 2008 11:25 |
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Yessirreeee, positive camber has done wonders for my autocross time. As has this Toyota steering wheel. Wait, make that steering wheel without a boss, that I will likely impale my face upon.
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Was he driving with his highbeams on in the second video? edit: yeah, it's a stock Honda CRX wheel. At first I thought it was dumb that he removed that piece because there would be an airbag there, but then I remembered that Hondas of that vintage didn't have airbags. Nevertheless, still dumb. I don't know why that middle piece would go missing - it looks terrible without it, and yes, would be quite nasty to impale your face on. haha, yeah, that first picture is a completely different car. Some kind of Toyota SUV or truck, since it's got the transfer case shift knob down there. AF fucked around with this message at 12:36 on Jan 25, 2008 |
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I guess you're right. Which would mean that either a) it's a different car in the first pic, or b)he swapped a functional frankenstein setup for a non-functional setup. Either way, the car sounds like a truck when he starts it up, as well as having the telltale knock of a CV going. Yes, it does look like he's driving around w/high beams on. Considering the vehicle, I don't see that as being terribly shocking. I'm surprised he doesn't try to drive it facing backwards in the seat or something. Damnit, does anyone have a copy of that MSpaint from a couple of months back when someone was being a retard about making the rear seats in their Eclips rear facing? I think it may have been by sigtrap, but I could have been wrong, and it definitely involved a Tetris style rearrangement of seats to accomodate people. I though I had it saved somewhere to illustrate approximately how this guy probably imagined his car functioning. /offtopic
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# ? Jan 25, 2008 11:58 |
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It's not really 'Craigslist Gold', but an '89 Camry with a V6 and a manual transmission is a rare beast, indeed. I was REALLY REALLY tempted to buy it, but I already have two vehicles. http://gainesville.craigslist.org/car/543777486.html
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# ? Jan 25, 2008 13:14 |
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Simkin posted:http://victoria.craigslist.ca/car/549017140.html Hrm its kinda early bu he says he has a b16a vtec dohc motor in there. Looks to me like a b18c1 ls non vtec dohc motor which are worth squat this day and age. Yeah definitly not worth 1500$.
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# ? Jan 25, 2008 13:46 |
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Leninboarrir posted:http://cnj.craigslist.org/car/550405854.html Silly photoshoppers. Photoshop your scam trucks in HIGHER RES Also, emailed him for lols
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# ? Jan 25, 2008 14:08 |
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Simkin posted:Honestly, I wish this guy were an anomaly in my area, but used car prices around here are absolutely loving retarded. I mean, someone's selling a 91 Camry for loving 5 grand. I don't care how nice it is, unless it's sporting a 1UZ or something under the hood, there's no way it justifies that. And a 1990 Civic with nearly half a loving million kilometers on the clock for 1500$. This does not really apply when trying to sell a rusted-out shitheap from Port Alberni though.
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# ? Jan 25, 2008 20:57 |
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9k for a Fiero with a Diablo kit and a dozen cans of worms? Sign me up! http://denver.craigslist.org/car/536170614.html
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# ? Jan 25, 2008 21:18 |
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kimbo305 posted:Could this be actual gold? Now the fact that it was used to haul wet dogs around is another matter.
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# ? Jan 26, 2008 01:06 |
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http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/car/550809616.htmlJared posted:1975 Porsche 911 Turbo Jared posted:the Ford GT is for sale also. The Ford GT doesn't even get it's own ad. RED.
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# ? Jan 26, 2008 04:49 |
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http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/mcy/550751028.htmlCL posted:Listed is a mint condition 2006 Honda CBR 600rr. 9k on the odometer, and I am selling at $7,500 OBO. Bike has many extras including: Yoshimura exhaust system, after market power chip, custom blue on black paint job, shaved carbon fiber turn signals, smoked windscreen, and mullet eliminator. The price also includes a brand new KBC helmet. This bike has intense torque and is very light, which makes it perfect for beginners, stunt riders, and cruisers. I only put 500 miles on the bike and I unfortunately have to sell it to afford my rent. E-mail, or call Don any time at 760-504-4641 or 858-748-3775 to come take it for a spin and you'll fall in love just like I did.
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# ? Jan 26, 2008 04:59 |
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Luxmore posted:probably seen snow twice in its life, and has a 50% chance of having been driven by an 90 year old woman from Oak Bay who never went faster than 20kph. I wish that wasn't so true. The other 50%, of course, are owned by tweakers from Langford, with 18 dogs, 12 kids, and no knowledge of basic car maintenance.
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# ? Jan 26, 2008 09:24 |
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http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/car/551959942.htmlquote:dosnt run atm just needs a fuel pump motor runs great other than that. So it doesn't run, but it runs great! I THINK I get what he means, but then that could be the idea. (And how would he know what other problems there are or are not if it isn't running because of the fuel pump?)
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# ? Jan 26, 2008 22:36 |
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http://cleveland.craigslist.org/car/552149700.html I think I got a headache from trying to decipher this, and I still don't understand most of it.
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# ? Jan 27, 2008 12:39 |
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VideoTapir posted:http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/car/551959942.html Maybe a jealous gf cleanly ripped out just the fuel pump, but it was running great up to that point?
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# ? Jan 27, 2008 12:56 |
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honkykong posted:http://cleveland.craigslist.org/car/552149700.html quote:the only problem with this car it start right up with no problem, but the only problem is i believe my crankshaft went out it drive in low gear but move in drive with and whine to it when you put into gear once fix it will be and great running car all over again new radiator and tuneup done on it. WHAT is not clear about that?
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# ? Jan 27, 2008 14:17 |
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honkykong posted:http://cleveland.craigslist.org/car/552149700.html PLEASE READ CAREFULLY
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# ? Jan 27, 2008 14:58 |
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http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/mcy/550203639.html NEVER DRIVEN. Seriously guys, they hand carried it off the assembly line, so not a single bearing has moved from original factory specs. Those 2000km that are on the odo are like the immaculate conception of the automotive world.
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# ? Jan 28, 2008 11:17 |
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Global688 posted:Hrm its kinda early bu he says he has a b16a vtec dohc motor in there. Looks to me like a b18c1 ls non vtec dohc motor which are worth squat this day and age. Yeah definitly not worth 1500$. B16A1's are ~140hp DOHC VTEC. They sell for $1500 or so used, assuming it is a JDM imported engine. Not with 180k on the engine though.
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# ? Jan 28, 2008 18:48 |
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http://gainesville.craigslist.org/car/555018817.html 1996 - Ford Ranger $29,500 See photos, If you look at it and want a pickup, you will buy it.
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# ? Jan 29, 2008 03:13 |
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MrKatharsis posted:http://gainesville.craigslist.org/car/555018817.html Wife probably told him to sell the truck. "SEE, NO ONE'S BUYING!" (secretly happy he can keep the truck)
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# ? Jan 29, 2008 03:34 |
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http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/car/548487520.html So....jail's involved in this one, huh?
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# ? Jan 29, 2008 07:18 |
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kimbo305 posted:http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/car/548487520.html craigslist tard posted:bumber OK - I realize that when you consider all of the misspellings and grammatical errors it's silly to harp on just one. Something about this really bugs me - the p and b sounds are pretty distinct. I've never heard ANYONE pronounce the word "bumber". I can only assume the people who make this mistake have serious hearing loss. and also their mothers drank a fifth of bacardi 151 daily during their pregnancy
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deviant. posted:OK - I realize that when you consider all of the misspellings and grammatical errors it's silly to harp on just one. Something about this really bugs me - the p and b sounds are pretty distinct. I've never heard ANYONE pronounce the word "bumber". I can only assume the people who make this mistake have serious hearing loss. My favorite part is "if i do i will give it and sell it to you for 200 cuzz the title is a big deal" Its such a weird dialect, is that how he is sounding out and spelling these words?
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# ? Jan 29, 2008 07:27 |
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deviant. posted:OK - I realize that when you consider all of the misspellings and grammatical errors it's silly to harp on just one. Something about this really bugs me - the p and b sounds are pretty distinct. I've never heard ANYONE pronounce the word "bumber". I can only assume the people who make this mistake have serious hearing loss. A lot of Asian fobs have trouble with it, actually. It's a two way street, linguistically. Koreans think of the sound as Gorea, and Gim instead of Kim.
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# ? Jan 29, 2008 07:27 |
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kimbo305 posted:A lot of Asian fobs have trouble with it, actually. OIC. I can make exceptions for the ESL crowd. The misspelling still bugs me, and if my memory serves I've seen native English speakers do it as well.
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# ? Jan 29, 2008 07:31 |
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Oh god, cmon people. http://richmond.craigslist.org/car/539999624.html Highlights include the car being in "exselent kondeshen"
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# ? Jan 29, 2008 07:35 |
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deviant. posted:OIC. I can make exceptions for the ESL crowd. The misspelling still bugs me, and if my memory serves I've seen native English speakers do it as well. The reason I'm guessing he's asian is cuz the city he's refering to, Lowell, is like Southeast Asia Town.
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streetlamp posted:Eeeenglish is not this person's first language Honestly, as a linguist, I'm not supposed to take offence at people doing wierd poo poo with languages, as English has been a bastard language for as long as it has been spoken, but... 'kall' 'thenks' and 'exselent kondeshen' It almost looks like they were using some sort of hosed up speech-to-text program, and had it set to german or something.
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# ? Jan 29, 2008 08:54 |
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Has anyone ever considered going to meet some of these people to find out what the living gently caress is wrong with them? How in hell do you have such a low IQ that you cannot spell check? Or perhaps, y'know, spend more than 30 seconds typing out an ad that could potentially get you money if you actually SPELT WURDS? What the gently caress kind of value system is this?
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# ? Jan 29, 2008 17:36 |
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http://richmond.craigslist.org/car/555522619.html Is he selling 32 of them or wts?... also, burd.
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# ? Jan 29, 2008 18:08 |
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MrKatharsis posted:http://gainesville.craigslist.org/car/555018817.html Looks like it was a typo, the ad says $2950 now.
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Flying_Dane posted:http://richmond.craigslist.org/car/555522619.html Wow... if you stare past it, it becomes like a magic eye. I guess he's selling only like 16 "burds" but they're all three dimensional. Similary, there is a "Couger" for sale on my CL. I've always wanted to drive a "Coo-jer."
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# ? Jan 29, 2008 22:25 |
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kimbo305 posted:A lot of Asian fobs have trouble with it, actually. Sure, but does that explain why this deal donk come around every day?
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# ? Jan 29, 2008 23:48 |
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http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/car/552196859.htmlquote:1977 Mustang Hatchback with V6 Motor but motor is bad. Will trade for a camper or for guns. if interested in looking at please call me at 304-496-8107. Leave a detailed message. I don't think it's possible to sound any more redneck.
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I can't make heads or tails of this from the photo, but it's a "1981 cadillac pick-up". http://easttexas.craigslist.org/car/555664294.html
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