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He is clearly soliciting sex in a public restroom in that first picture.
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# ? Feb 16, 2008 19:49 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 07:05 |
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I can't help but to drool: http://atlanta.craigslist.org/car/567426655.html 2JZ swap in an s2k. more pics here: https://www.jadedbeats.net/s2000
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# ? Feb 17, 2008 04:00 |
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ford pickup 1978 - $50craigslist posted:moldy broken down ugly and full of trash. I think I saw it on fire once. No title. As is . We will air up the tires!
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# ? Feb 17, 2008 08:04 |
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nanodroogie posted:ford pickup 1978 - $50 If real, this is seriously funny. $50 is a steal considering a lot of junkyards will give more than that for a junker, given that it has 4 wheels.
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# ? Feb 17, 2008 09:10 |
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robotsinmyhead posted:If real, this is seriously funny. $50 is a steal considering a lot of junkyards will give more than that for a junker, given that it has 4 wheels. Yeah, but you have to clean years worth of trash out of the thing, and more importantly, get it to the junkyard. Factor in a tow, and the owner would probably be lucky to break even. I'd bet that if you replied to the ad with, "I'll take it off your hands for nothing," you'd get an immediate positive response.
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# ? Feb 17, 2008 09:38 |
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For anyone in the Las Vegas area, you're used to this 1995 Ninja being posted every 10 minutes. Almost every single response from that search is that bike. The guy has been trying to get rid of it for over 2 months now. With advertising like this, I don't understand how it doesn't sell: quote:1995 NINJA ZX6R VERY FAST AND RIDES LIKE NEW HAS NEW GEARS NEW CLUCH NEW BRAKES NEW TIRES TUNE UP JETTED UP BIKE RIDES GREAT HAVE TO SELL HAVE TWO BIKES AND DONT NEED TWO CLEAN TITLE IN HAND NEW TO BUY A 2ND CAR SO MY LOST IS YOUR GAIN CALL AND ASK FOR ABLE COME CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELF RIDES LIKE NEW!
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# ? Feb 17, 2008 17:43 |
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nanodroogie posted:ford pickup 1978 - $50 nominated for best-of
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# ? Feb 17, 2008 19:11 |
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nanodroogie posted:ford pickup 1978 - $50 Hahaha! I grew up near there. It's all very fitting. No point taking it to the 2 local junk yards if you can sell it. They basically work off from "found" vehicles and donations.
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# ? Feb 17, 2008 20:38 |
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/FOX-WAGON-VW-CUSTOM-non-rabbit-gti_W0QQitemZ170193607284QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item170193607284 Jesus.......
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# ? Feb 18, 2008 18:02 |
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nanodroogie posted:Edit: Found another good one - 1984 Toyota Landcruiser w/Cummins Turbo Diesel - $22000 CommieGIR posted:That is ridiculous, that is at worst $5,000, at best $9,000 Are you talking about for the Cummins engine alone? What I see in that rig: Rust-free body with clean paint (that alone is worth a few thousand) $3000-ish in suspension work $2000 transmission (yeah, those 5 speeds are loving pricey) Cummins 4BT (could be had cheap depending upon where he got it from, but I suspect a reputable source) Labor to install it (that's probably $5k right there). $20k is a perfectly acceptable price to pay for that rig. I think Proffitts' Cruisers charges around $20-25k for the Cummins install, including engine.
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# ? Feb 18, 2008 18:40 |
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Found this just now on my local craigslist. http://charlottesville.craigslist.org/car/578192180.html quote:2002 nissan sentra see spec v red awsome sports car 6 speed 2.5 litter 17 inch rims clean title. Kelly blue book value is $10230 but I am only asking $7900 or best offer. Since I just lost my license due to wreckless driving tickets I need to sell fast if u need pics just email me at watdouneed@gmail.com or call me at 5404059121 thanks.
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# ? Feb 18, 2008 23:44 |
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antisodachrist posted:Found this just now on my local craigslist. Hahaha, I love the truth in advertising stuff.
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# ? Feb 18, 2008 23:55 |
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http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/578810402.html Not much humor value here, this one might be genuinely good: quote:1982 TOYOTA CORONA LUXURY EDITION - $1200 What does this guy think a "little car" is? Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the Corona have unspectacular fuel economy, and wasn't it Toyota's biggest US car, and not particularly small regardless? Regardless, that's tempting.
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# ? Feb 19, 2008 05:05 |
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VideoTapir posted:http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/578810402.html
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# ? Feb 19, 2008 08:29 |
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nanodroogie posted:I think you might be right: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Honda-CRX-SI-1987_W0QQitemZ320217005245QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item320217005245 The first gen CR-Xs are great. This thread on a 1st gen Integra forum has some amazing pictures of this really clean all stock first gen that I would kill somebody to own. http://www.g1teg.org/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=29810 If you live near Vancouver heres some ones I've stumbled upon. http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/car/576092518.html http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/car/534117098.html Pretty Little Rainbow fucked around with this message at 08:42 on Feb 19, 2008 |
# ? Feb 19, 2008 08:39 |
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VideoTapir posted:http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/578810402.html I'm imagining this guy is very, very fat. Like over 350 pounds.
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# ? Feb 19, 2008 13:49 |
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Pretty Little Rainbow posted:http://vancouver.craigslist.ca/car/576092518.html Oh god I'm glad I don't live out there because I would blow my entire loa-- er, tax return on one of those instead of on school and responsible poo poo
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# ? Feb 19, 2008 17:00 |
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http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/569234934.html Ricer idiot selling a CRX, makes sure to highlight the ricer idiot bits. It's really not spectacularly bad, except for this: It looks like he's photoshopped stuff out of this image. Badly. Above the rear wheel, and on the end of the hatch.
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# ? Feb 19, 2008 20:14 |
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VideoTapir posted:http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/569234934.html Someone needs to circle those, email him and ask his to stop being a human being and realize that someone has to LOOK at the car if they want to buy it
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# ? Feb 19, 2008 20:29 |
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CommieGIR posted:Someone needs to circle those, email him and ask his to stop being a human being and realize that someone has to LOOK at the car if they want to buy it Why is it that EVERYONE has pictures taken by their cellphone? Can't these idiots figure out a Canon Powershot?
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# ? Feb 19, 2008 21:31 |
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Not sure if you know this, but not everyone owns a digital camera. They don't give them to everyone for free you know.
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# ? Feb 19, 2008 21:59 |
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Octavio Barnaby Sr. posted:Not sure if you know this, but not everyone owns a digital camera. Selling a car is as good an excuse as any to get one. Particularly for what that guy is asking.
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# ? Feb 19, 2008 22:14 |
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VideoTapir posted:http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/569234934.html It doesn't even look like he photoshopped it. Rather that he just went into MSpaint. Smeared some gray on there and called it a day. He couldn't even be bothered to clean it up and make it half-way believable judging by the overspray into the wheel well.
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# ? Feb 20, 2008 01:20 |
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Octavio Barnaby Sr. posted:Not sure if you know this, but not everyone owns a digital camera. I'm certain that there's $100 special from Frys sometime. Besides, the $100 you spend on a camera is going to more than offset the lowballs you'll get from the only people interested enough to see through the grainy mess that is the photo of their car they took at 8:30 at night because they lack a clue.
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# ? Feb 20, 2008 01:36 |
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Don't know but I just read the Jeep thread and thought there might be some genuine interest in this... http://austin.craigslist.org/car/578662410.html
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# ? Feb 20, 2008 02:49 |
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Not horrible: 1985 Corvette for sale or trade - $6000 http://gainesville.craigslist.org/car/578585386.html Friggin terrible: 1985 Corvette - $11500 http://gainesville.craigslist.org/car/578548161.html Posted at almost the exact same time, and the second one has more miles to boot.
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# ? Feb 20, 2008 03:02 |
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2002 Ford Ranger - $70876 http://austin.craigslist.org/car/579912016.html Wow.
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# ? Feb 20, 2008 03:11 |
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MrKatharsis posted:Not horrible: quote:will also trade for Jeep, Harley or newer farm tractor Hell he'll trade it for drat near anything!
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# ? Feb 20, 2008 03:14 |
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Oh cool a Celice Alltrac: http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/car/570810944.html $5500 is a bit high, probably has cool things like a cage and stuff.. quote:951-738-8270
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# ? Feb 20, 2008 03:22 |
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"Hay guyz I'm upside down on my loan, just pay it off for me and its yours!" http://rochester.craigslist.org/car/578606535.html 2001 Toyota Mr2 Spyder - $13000 quote:2001 Toyota Mr2 Spyder Convertible 80000 miles Even KBB only thinks it's worth $10k. E: I offered him $8k.
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# ? Feb 20, 2008 04:01 |
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MrKatharsis posted:Friggin terrible: quote:...all original including paint and upholstery... (except the wheels)
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# ? Feb 20, 2008 04:34 |
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Rear Admiral BOOYA posted:2002 Ford Ranger - $70876 How did this happen? How does some dealer's internet salesman let this happen?
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# ? Feb 21, 2008 02:08 |
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Moruitelda posted:"Hay guyz I'm upside down on my loan, just pay it off for me and its yours!" 13 grand for a slow Toyota with 80k miles, sure thing!
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# ? Feb 21, 2008 02:30 |
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Word back from the photoshopped CRX guy. Me posted:Is there any particular reason you photoshopped this image? dumb guy posted:then check out the car yourself! dumb guy posted:heres the original pic.. there you happy? I'm not even sure what I'm seeing here...is that bondo over cardboard?
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# ? Feb 21, 2008 03:47 |
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Rear Admiral BOOYA posted:2002 Ford Ranger - $70876 Well, it does have the "power steerin" and all.
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# ? Feb 21, 2008 04:49 |
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That reminds me of a car that a friend and I went to look at. My friend was replacing his truck and hoping to get something with better mileage. So he went on craigslist and printed off the ads for anything that looked interesting (nothing had pics ). We were driving to see one, and he'd called and made an appointment. Apparently the guy had it in the garage where he works, so he had to bring it out front so we could see it. As we were trying to find the place we saw him pull out. He hadn't mentioned, except in one small line that said 'body kit', that the car was completely riced out. All bad parts, primer, different colors, you name it. We just kept driving.
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# ? Feb 21, 2008 04:58 |
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VideoTapir posted:Word back from the photoshopped CRX guy. Wow he's quite the salesman. edit: $2700 for an 18 year old CRX in primer gray with body damage? Jesus! Huggable Bear King fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Feb 21, 2008 |
# ? Feb 21, 2008 05:01 |
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Wow. http://anchorage.craigslist.org/car/581173336.html quote:1974 Pontiac Catalina Wagon $2500 Man, if only I had a need for a 4 door car. I bet I could tow GIR with that.
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# ? Feb 21, 2008 05:04 |
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Advent Horizon posted:Wow.
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# ? Feb 21, 2008 05:18 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 07:05 |
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That car is like what I wish this listing was. http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/car/579926280.html quote:1978 malibu wagon - $6000
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# ? Feb 21, 2008 05:38 |