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blambert
Jul 2, 2007
you spin me right round baby right round.

DropShadow posted:

Every time I come across that video, I end up watching it three or four times. What is the criteria for this competition? Is there a set route one must follow in the shortest time or are points awarded based on the maneuvers performed, regardless of the route?

I believe it's a set route and final positions are awarded based on time minus any penalties given. Which makes sense 'cause the commentator immediately reads out the time.

blambert fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Feb 24, 2008

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bung
Dec 14, 2004

:rice: Supra driver showing off his skills :rice:

oxbrain
Aug 18, 2005

Put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip and come on up to the mothership.

DropShadow posted:

Every time I come across that video, I end up watching it three or four times. What is the criteria for this competition? Is there a set route one must follow in the shortest time or are points awarded based on the maneuvers performed, regardless of the route?

It's called autotest. There is a set route, you have to go through certain gates backwards, forwards, rear wheels only, etc. You are scored based on time, with negatives for gates "missed" and cones hit. It's like autocross meets drifting meets stunt car driver training.

You can use FWD cars too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU966ADlVIg

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(


This is on youtube somewhere. I think i have it favorited. I'll check.



also, one of the comments

quote:

Look at that car, its obviously front wheel drive , stupid light, and made for doing just what it does in the video...As for the driver, dam right hes good, but i bet this thing isnt all he races...Stock Cars cant do any of that lol, they're too dam big and heavy, but you put a good racer in there, and theyd do the same thing ( a lil slower) but a racers a racer


:psyduck:
What.
Frontwheel drive lolololololololol.
Heck of a CV joint to pull that off.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

oxbrain posted:

You can use FWD cars too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU966ADlVIg

I like the cool bike-like braking stop the mini does at the end.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

oxbrain posted:

You can use FWD cars too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU966ADlVIg

Seems like you'd need a very good LSD and a short wheelbase though. It doesn't look like a car any larger than a Mini would even fit between some of those gates.

Ziploc
Sep 19, 2006
MX-5

DropShadow posted:

Every time I come across that video, I end up watching it three or four times. What is the criteria for this competition? Is there a set route one must follow in the shortest time or are points awarded based on the maneuvers performed, regardless of the route?

5th Gear did a segment on this. There is in fact a route to follow.

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...

Lilbeefer posted:

:colbert:


Seriously though, that was cool.

I see that as more of a complaint that they have to wear a firesuit and a helmet rather than doing 42 times with 500 dudes! :dominic:

hippynerd
Nov 5, 2004

by Ozma
Karting fun :)

Karting - Isle of Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf3cJRkeEqE&feature=related
Insane fast, wet conditions, no crashing.

Karting 1- Aixro XR50 Wankel 50hp Wankel Kart Engine FAST!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKayagHUCw8&feature=related
The first half is funny, I think a cart (or even car) with one of these engines on each wheel would be sweet!


karting onboard helmet cam 125 shifter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJMCuTn5SDg&feature=related%5C
honda 6 speed shifter

Check out this hilarious honda commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCg1KCUH6Tg

and cog, another cool honda ad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh97oYCJ-Ok

Kaptainballistik
Nov 2, 2005

Why ask me ? I cant understand me either!

Ziploc posted:

5th Gear did a segment on this. There is in fact a route to follow.

like this...? I really need an LSD
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oYKInt1jz-U

And for taste...Pocketbikes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzBY54iKLos&feature=related

Kaptainballistik fucked around with this message at 12:23 on Feb 26, 2008

The Prong Song
Sep 7, 2002


WHITE
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MATTER

hippynerd posted:

Karting 1- Aixro XR50 Wankel 50hp Wankel Kart Engine FAST!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKayagHUCw8&feature=related
I was just thinking about that engine. It's a new designed, 50cc 50 HP rotary engine. Think about that, the engine is 1000HP/liter. If you had 20 of them chained together (like the chainsaw engine bike earlier) you would have the same HP as a Veyron.

hippynerd
Nov 5, 2004

by Ozma

Sigma X posted:

I was just thinking about that engine. It's a new designed, 50cc 50 HP rotary engine. Think about that, the engine is 1000HP/liter. If you had 20 of them chained together (like the chainsaw engine bike earlier) you would have the same HP as a Veyron.

And I thought one inside each wheel would be ambitious.

How about 2 rows of 10 motors (where axles are normally).

a couple karts I forgot to put in the previous post.

50,000 Watt Electric Go Kart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xitMWUfeLk

Pulse jet go kart for sale!!!! -SOLD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U-grFuXZ9U

WORLD RECORD Water Rocket Car 0 - 343.5 kph in 2.5 sec
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDDI5h8JQE0

and finally this one... If they ever catch you doing this, your in big trouble, but drat it looks like fun.
One Hell Of A Fast Go-kart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYREdEJLWyA

hippynerd fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Feb 26, 2008

Revenant.Eagle
Oct 4, 2005

I know you think you thought you knew what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you understood what you thought I meant.

hippynerd posted:

And I thought one inside each wheel would be ambitious.

How about 2 rows of 10 motors (where axles are normally).

a couple karts I forgot to put in the previous post.

50,000 Watt Electric Go Kart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xitMWUfeLk

Pulse jet go kart for sale!!!! -SOLD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U-grFuXZ9U

WORLD RECORD Water Rocket Car 0 - 343.5 kph in 2.5 sec
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDDI5h8JQE0

and finally this one... If they ever catch you doing this, your in big trouble, but drat it looks like fun.
One Hell Of A Fast Go-kart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYREdEJLWyA

That World Record cart/car is like a giant version of the CO2 powered dragsters you make in shop class. Thats pretty crazy.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKXZscAQMZ8&feature=related

Imagine picking up the wife and kids in this van

frozenphil
Mar 13, 2003

YOU CANNOT MAKE A MISTAKE SO BIG THAT 80 GRIT CAN'T FIX IT!
:smug:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P8c3UZZ8nk

I would drive the poo poo out of that Crown Vic.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(

frozenphil posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P8c3UZZ8nk

I would drive the poo poo out of that Crown Vic.


Oh god yes want more.

This forum needs far more panther body love.

hippynerd
Nov 5, 2004

by Ozma
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tth9krDtxII&feature=related
Wholly crap! didnt see that one comming!

Judging by the related videos, this is fairly common in greece.

VVV Yeah, thats pretty scary. I think I'd be like, ok, im going home now. bye. I wonder if the guy giving the pilot the thumbs up is pranking his buddy (who failed to untie the strap before takeoff.) Either way, he'll be faster next time!

hippynerd fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Feb 28, 2008

Muffinpox
Sep 7, 2004

hippynerd posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tth9krDtxII&feature=related
Wholly crap! didnt see that one comming!

Judging by the related videos, this is fairly common in greece.

Related link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3idQKi5EqM&feature=related

A boat is bobbing in some waves which catapults the helicopter up off the deck.

Ziploc
Sep 19, 2006
MX-5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWUcZXAHQ8I

The powersliding in that will always blow my mind.

blambert
Jul 2, 2007
you spin me right round baby right round.

I can never decide if that landing was skill or luck, although it looks like he consciously waited until he was back over the net again before cutting power, but who knows.

The Prong Song
Sep 7, 2002


WHITE
DRIVES
MATTER

blambert posted:

I can never decide if that landing was skill or luck, although it looks like he consciously waited until he was back over the net again before cutting power, but who knows.

I'm going to have to go with "no". Looks like the rolling of the boat lifted him off the deck a bit with a forward angle on his collective, he started to come forward, got scared (who wouldn't?), pulled back on the stick and hit his tail rotor on the deck, halting it. Then the helo rotates around (since tail rotor is stopped) and as soon as he's facing open sea the drops all angle on the blades and the helo drops to the deck.

frozenphil
Mar 13, 2003

YOU CANNOT MAKE A MISTAKE SO BIG THAT 80 GRIT CAN'T FIX IT!
:smug:

Muffinpox posted:

Related link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3idQKi5EqM&feature=related

A boat is bobbing in some waves which catapults the helicopter up off the deck.

Youtube comments come through again!

quote:

Greenpeace dumb-rear end, chop up a human, go save a whale.

thealphabetsez
Jun 1, 2004

Sigma X posted:

I'm going to have to go with "no". Looks like the rolling of the boat lifted him off the deck a bit with a forward angle on his collective, he started to come forward, got scared (who wouldn't?), pulled back on the stick and hit his tail rotor on the deck, halting it. Then the helo rotates around (since tail rotor is stopped) and as soon as he's facing open sea the drops all angle on the blades and the helo drops to the deck.

If the rear rotor halted completely you would have a much worse outcome. There is a rail around the rear rotor to prevent it from coming in contact with the ground -- watch the slow-mo.

edit: VVVV holy poo poo, you guys are right. That is just amazing.

thealphabetsez fucked around with this message at 07:07 on Feb 28, 2008

User Error
Aug 31, 2006

thealphabetsez posted:

If the rear rotor halted completely you would have a much worse outcome. There is a rail around the rear rotor to prevent it from coming in contact with the ground -- watch the slow-mo.

You can see the tail rotor stop in slow mo.

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"

Cat Terrist posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKXZscAQMZ8&feature=related

Imagine picking up the wife and kids in this van

Pshaw... That's not the first Chrysler to sport a turbine engine. Hell, they even came from the factory that way :thumbsup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UqsEIPFKZg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnKja2RClws
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IF0VbUb_Ug
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1U_SSXkges

And a couple from the way-back machine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g3QvkpMqc0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gy_fNjOy98&NR=1

And for a little extra bit of :emo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKumqcKuv1g

Kaptainballistik
Nov 2, 2005

Why ask me ? I cant understand me either!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOWo8X84fSM&feature=related

Just straight out wrong!

Valfar
Nov 12, 2004

Born to lose, live to win.

Kaptainballistik posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOWo8X84fSM&feature=related

Just straight out wrong!

These guys rock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v55UtXvSUZ0

D C
Jun 20, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING

Sigma X posted:

I'm going to have to go with "no". Looks like the rolling of the boat lifted him off the deck a bit with a forward angle on his collective, he started to come forward, got scared (who wouldn't?), pulled back on the stick and hit his tail rotor on the deck, halting it. Then the helo rotates around (since tail rotor is stopped) and as soon as he's facing open sea the drops all angle on the blades and the helo drops to the deck.

He flared back so he wouldn't smack the main rotor on the ship.

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(

Wankel powered BOAT

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
Here's an outside vid of a 20B powered boat. Skip to 0:45 for :hawaaaafap:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdeTj7nyN-s

Also, in the interest of being fair and balanced, Nissan builds some nice engines to make fast boats, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_cRQhW7nj8

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Valfar posted:

These guys rock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v55UtXvSUZ0

How come I've never heard of these being a performance vehicle?

Me-262
Aug 24, 2004
Ouch, this has gotta hurt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKFqpZ17H_w&feature=related

blambert
Jul 2, 2007
you spin me right round baby right round.

Simkin posted:

Here's an outside vid of a 20B powered boat. Skip to 0:45 for :hawaaaafap:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdeTj7nyN-s

I've taken my boat (6.2m RIB with a 150hp on the back) up to 62 knots (71mph), and it was absolutely loving terrifying, start to jitter all over the place (skipping hull ridges), needed foot straps to stay in the boat etc. Speeds like that just, must be so loving fun. :v:

blambert fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Mar 1, 2008

Animedork2075
Aug 31, 2005

Burning Tires with Burning Spirit!
:kamina:

Me-262 posted:

Ouch, this has gotta hurt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKFqpZ17H_w&feature=related

It's really hard to say who was at fault there. I can't tell if the bike pulled in front of the Vehicle, or if the vehicle just hit a motorcycle that was traveling in the same lane.

blambert
Jul 2, 2007
you spin me right round baby right round.

Animedork2075 posted:

It's really hard to say who was at fault there. I can't tell if the bike pulled in front of the Vehicle, or if the vehicle just hit a motorcycle that was traveling in the same lane.

I think the motorcycle was crossing quite quickly from the far right lane to the layby to try and stop after the seeing the layby late (which is why it's so significantly slower than the flow), doesn't see the car in the left lane and it punts him off the bike. It's crossed the dotted lines by the time it's hit.

Edit: Actually, the bike is going so slow it may have already been in the left lane attempting to pull over and the car that hit was rubber necking due to the police presence.

blambert fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Mar 1, 2008

Animedork2075
Aug 31, 2005

Burning Tires with Burning Spirit!
:kamina:

blambert posted:

Edit: Actually, the bike is going so slow it may have already been in the left lane attempting to pull over and the car that hit was rubber necking due to the police presence.

That is where I was thrown off. I can't quite tell if this is the case. Either way, that really sucks.

hippynerd
Nov 5, 2004

by Ozma
This is pretty funny, The stupid becomes pretty obvious about 1 minute in.
Car Stuck In Snow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBkW8DSUII4

And another winter themed video. Its like a train wreck, in slow motion.
Bumper Cars in Portland
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u6u2wlzv40

TAG BODY SPRAY
Jan 25, 2006

hippynerd posted:

This is pretty funny, The stupid becomes pretty obvious about 1 minute in.
Car Stuck In Snow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBkW8DSUII4

And another winter themed video. Its like a train wreck, in slow motion.
Bumper Cars in Portland
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u6u2wlzv40

I think that was seattle, not portland.

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003

hippynerd posted:

Bumper Cars in Portland
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u6u2wlzv40

I always have to watch that one all the way through. Needs "Blue Danube" playing in the background.

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Frosty-
Jan 17, 2004

In war, you kill people in order to change their minds. Remember that; it's fuckin' important.

hippynerd posted:

And another winter themed video. Its like a train wreck, in slow motion.
I need to know specifically what's gone wrong here. I have never driven on a surface that slippery.

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