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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Creative Convention > The Three Word Story - a collaborative effort at writing.
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Rare Polar Bear
Sep 16, 2007

Definitely not a stupid panda
in order to

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Cristlefir
Nov 24, 2006

Per Ardua ad Astra
save myself from

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OverlyDramaticTruth
Jan 21, 2008

I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!
Blacks and gays

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Minork
Jan 23, 2008
 , and love unrequited

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Locke Trance
Aug 15, 2006
excuse me, i'm dumb
. Suddenly Sal shook

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BluDiE
Jan 2, 2008

Don't you get it?!?
Everybody loses, now
THAT's WINNING!
his favorite pumpkin

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epoch.
Jul 24, 2007

When people say there is too much violence in my books, what they are saying is there is too much reality in life.
as his mother

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Crop Top Skank
Apr 4, 2007

 stood nearby frowning

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Cristlefir
Nov 24, 2006

Per Ardua ad Astra
. She was devastated

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mumblingscrapwaver
Dec 13, 2007

unnecessary complication
by the news

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SapphireScimitar
Oct 1, 2007
Mines are power ups, right?
because today was

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Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?
her final day

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OverlyDramaticTruth
Jan 21, 2008

I don't want no part of yo' tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch!
of her life

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Cristlefir
Nov 24, 2006

Per Ardua ad Astra
and she knew

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PaintVagrant
Apr 13, 2007

~ the ultimate driving machine ~
that dystopia was

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Pastorofmuppets
May 8, 2005
 within her grasp

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knulla
Jun 6, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
far projected logistics

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LittleBlackCloud
Mar 5, 2007
xXI love Plum JuiceXx
 ."I am gone,"

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Sir Quine
May 26, 2007
Do YOU know where your towel is?
she gasped, as

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Tasman
Oct 26, 2006
and able
she ascended rapturously

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blushenka
Feb 8, 2008
trustno1
to her son's

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eeboweebo
Nov 17, 2005

Behold Duke Nukem
And die a painful death
Hail to the King, baby.
pumpkin shaking self.

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Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

 The pumpkin destroyed

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Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?
nothing, for it

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I cant rhyme
Aug 19, 2007
 wasn't what she

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minute
Jul 31, 2003

 expected, but rather

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Suntory BOSS
Apr 17, 2006

 the mere illusion

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mumblingscrapwaver
Dec 13, 2007

unnecessary complication
of her mortality.

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Don Oot
Oct 28, 2005

by Fragmaster
An aging cardiologist

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Forget Forgive
Aug 13, 2007

 said to her

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Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008

 "let's be gynecologists"

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Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.
his voice rumbling

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CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
,"We can solve

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Fuzz Boxer
Apr 28, 2007

sticking with whatever fails
any problem using

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Forget Forgive
Aug 13, 2007

 our own minds

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Heisanevilgenius
Sep 2, 2007
 as long as

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mumblingscrapwaver
Dec 13, 2007

unnecessary complication
we're not threadjacked."

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Heisanevilgenius
Sep 2, 2007
 She contemplated his

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Nostalgia4ColdWar
May 7, 2007

Good people deserve good things.

Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.
imposing beard while

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LeafBlower
Feb 17, 2007

Philosophy!
stroking her magnificent

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