Let's Talk About Loveline! V. 2

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Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

subscreet posted:

Why no callers? Isn't that still the premise of the show?

Because Adam's going to be there for the first time in three years. If they take one call I will be shocked.

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AllisonByProxy: Feb 24, 2006; FUCK TERFS/BLM/ACAB

This is the best news I've ever heard. Stryker better not be there too.

# ? Mar 12, 2008 07:57

Saerdna: Aug 8, 2004

I just started listening to Loveline and it's awesome. Have they ever had Norm McDonald as a guest? He would be great.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tudRETrphxk
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GoLm-vD89SQ

Saerdna fucked around with this message at 08:48 on Mar 12, 2008

# ? Mar 12, 2008 08:40

Bumpon10s: Dec 9, 2004; Gentleman, we have seen the future.

Saerdna posted:

I just started listening to Loveline and it's awesome. Have they ever had Norm McDonald as a guest? He would be great.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tudRETrphxk

He seems to be on carolla's new show a lot. he was on last week for an hour or so, the podcast is free on iTunes.

# ? Mar 12, 2008 08:45

The Juicy Dangler: Nov 6, 2005; A writer? but you havent even got a pen

There was this awesome episode I heard, I think from '05, where pretty much the whole episode he was going into the generic morning radio announcer's voice.

It was hilarious, because you knew it was coming every time they came back from commercial. Adam would just start that "HeHeHe" laugh, and I knew it would be awesome.

Anyone know the episode?

# ? Mar 12, 2008 09:07

Bumpon10s: Dec 9, 2004; Gentleman, we have seen the future.

The Juicy Dangler posted:

There was this awesome episode I heard, I think from '05, where pretty much the whole episode he was going into the generic morning radio announcer's voice.

It was hilarious, because you knew it was coming every time they came back from commercial. Adam would just start that "HeHeHe" laugh, and I knew it would be awesome.

Anyone know the episode?

He has been doing that for several years, and does it at least once a week. You need to find his Ace Rockolla bits and the lightning rounds at the end of earlier shows, you'll be on the floor.

# ? Mar 12, 2008 09:09

dsh: Aug 2, 2003

Is anyone maintaining current recordings of Loveline? I'd love to hear Thursday night's episode but I won't be able to when it airs.

# ? Mar 12, 2008 09:23

bigbowlowrong: Dec 15, 2006; by Ozma

Grand Fromage posted:

Because Adam's going to be there for the first time in three years. If they take one call I will be shocked.

This is pretty faulty logic I think. It would be retarded if he DIDN'T take calls.

# ? Mar 12, 2008 09:43

Grifter: Jul 24, 2003; I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

Reminder: Adam will be (briefly) returning to Loveline tomorrow night. I know this was already posted, but more people gotta know!

# ? Mar 13, 2008 00:30

Hydrogen Oxide: Jan 16, 2006; H2Woah

dsh posted:

Is anyone maintaining current recordings of Loveline? I'd love to hear Thursday night's episode but I won't be able to when it airs.

Someone will record it, I'm sure of it.

# ? Mar 13, 2008 00:31

Colonel Whitey: May 22, 2004; This shit's about to go off.

Grand Fromage posted:

Because Adam's going to be there for the first time in three years. If they take one call I will be shocked.

Why would you be shocked? Do you think Adam's just going to sit there and do material for two hours? Don't get me wrong, I love Adam's conversations with Drew, but half the fun of Loveline is when Adam yells at callers.

# ? Mar 13, 2008 00:33

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

I really didn't think a joke about Adam talking a lot and going off on tangents instead of taking calls would be this controversial. Forget I ever made it.

# ? Mar 13, 2008 00:41

Johnny Future: Jul 22, 2007; Saving the cosmos one powerchord at a time

Rape is not a sexual act. It is a violent crime....where you cum.

# ? Mar 13, 2008 01:09

Bumpon10s: Dec 9, 2004; Gentleman, we have seen the future.

Johnny Future posted:

Rape is not a sexual act. It is a violent crime....where you cum.

It is no different than if I went into a liqour store, pistol whipped the korean guy behind the counter. And then came, it is a violent crime drew. It is NOT a sexual crime.

# ? Mar 13, 2008 02:04

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Johnny Future posted:

Rape is not a sexual act. It is a violent crime....where you cum.

It's just like if you went into a liquor store, beat the bejesus out of the Korean owner... and ejaculated. Exactly the same.

Edit: Goddamnit.

Grand Fromage fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Mar 13, 2008

# ? Mar 13, 2008 02:04

Nemo: Feb 24, 2001; Uh! Double up Uh! Uh!

My favorite bit of Adam and Drew banter was always when Adam would try to relate the caller's problems to Drew's children. It made Drew horribly uncomfortable and Adam just wouldn't let it go.

(paraphrased)
"Ok Drew, let's say you walk in on your son and his girlfriend having sex, and she's wearing a strap-on. Would you rather walk in on your son getting banged by the strap-on, or going down on it?"

# ? Mar 13, 2008 04:27

H2SO4: Sep 11, 2001; put your money in a log cabin; Buglord

Malachi Constant posted:

I'm wondering if there is anywhere that has a wiki-like setup where we could post summaries of every show. I've listened to them all and I'm thinking about going through them all again. It would be nice to have a place where we could post summaries of each show and note important events (origins of drops, famous calls, first time X appeared).

Is there anywhere online that we could do this?

Sorry this is late, but I am preparing something like this. Any interest?

# ? Mar 13, 2008 04:29

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Dr. Drew is on CNN talking to Anderson Cooper about how Elliot Spitzer's wives father probably neglected her. I'll try and link.

Maybe he's on there alot, but I just happened to flip it on and was like, 'hey,I'd recognize that voice anywhere!'.

Moist von Lipwig fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Mar 13, 2008

# ? Mar 13, 2008 04:33

Omnicarus: Jan 16, 2006

Nemo posted:

My favorite bit of Adam and Drew banter was always when Adam would try to relate the caller's problems to Drew's children. It made Drew horribly uncomfortable and Adam just wouldn't let it go.

This is pretty related to my own favorite moment of Drew's, which was where one of his kid's friends called in with some rather bizarre sexual problem. He refused to take the call on air once he learned that and told the person to talk to him in person next time she came over to his house, if I remember correctly.

# ? Mar 13, 2008 04:34

Twobits: Apr 30, 2007

Hey, guys. It is confirmed.

Adam carolla is a guest on Loveline tomorrow (march 13). I hope there's some way to record it.

edit: I didn't see the earlier post..

# ? Mar 13, 2008 04:43

Malachi Constant: Feb 2, 2006; I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all

H2SO4 posted:

Sorry this is late, but I am preparing something like this. Any interest?

If you set up a Lovline Wiki, I'll happily contribute. I listened to all the episodes in the torrent last year and was just about to start again.

Hopefully we could get lots of goons to contribute. Anyone else up for it?

# ? Mar 13, 2008 06:12

Bumpon10s: Dec 9, 2004; Gentleman, we have seen the future.

More than willing, I have always wanted something like this, there are so many bits I wish I can remember that I have heard. I listen to 2 or so shows a day, count me in.

# ? Mar 13, 2008 06:17

Evil_Penguin_v2: Apr 18, 2004; Ask me about my brother.

Omnicarus posted:

This is pretty related to my own favorite moment of Drew's, which was where one of his kid's friends called in with some rather bizarre sexual problem. He refused to take the call on air once he learned that and told the person to talk to him in person next time she came over to his house, if I remember correctly.

This reminds me of whenever they would get a call from someone at a school Drew was going to to do a speech and him and Adam started talking about how they misinterpret whatever they say "Hey I'm stinky vagina guy Drew! You told me to, uh, hit that, take her from the back, and then kick her to the curb! AND I DID IT DREW!"

# ? Mar 13, 2008 06:23

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

I have never been more giddy with anticipation for a Stryker-era show before. Although I have a sad feeling that Adam will hold back and it won't be as good as it could be. But I'm gonna try to call in anyways. I'm dying to know if Pan-Pan still tries to sell Adam more of those steak knives.

# ? Mar 13, 2008 08:52

bigbowlowrong: Dec 15, 2006; by Ozma

Grand Fromage posted:

I really didn't think a joke about Adam talking a lot and going off on tangents instead of taking calls would be this controversial. Forget I ever made it.

You're less funny than Stryker fyi.

# ? Mar 13, 2008 09:57

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Dr. Drew is on the Adam Carolla show now.

http://www.971freefm.com/

# ? Mar 13, 2008 15:40

Griffon: May 14, 2003

Oh no, I just caught the last few minutes. Did someone record it?

# ? Mar 13, 2008 16:57

Spacemonkey57: Dec 1, 2004

Griffon posted:

Oh no, I just caught the last few minutes. Did someone record it?

Look under bits and they should have the podcast up in a little while.

# ? Mar 13, 2008 17:05

TheKub: May 11, 2006

Brain Curry posted:

It's Loveline - 2004-01-06 (Guest - Jeremy McGrath).mp3. The dude's name is Marcus. Hopefully that helps you find it on the website. Marcus shows up around 39:25

Marcus was hilarious.

# ? Mar 13, 2008 17:14

EnsGDT: Nov 9, 2004; ~boop boop beep motherfucker~

The itunes podcast is up for the adam show.

+Well...part of it...Maybe they'll put up more.

EnsGDT fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Mar 13, 2008

# ? Mar 13, 2008 17:35

What Fun: Jul 21, 2007; ~P*R*I*D*E~

Let's take bets on how long it takes for Drew to take a swing at the mic tonight. Dibs on under five minutes.

# ? Mar 13, 2008 21:08

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Griffon posted:

Oh no, I just caught the last few minutes. Did someone record it?

http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/962970.mp3
http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/962981.mp3
http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/962988.mp3
http://podcast.971freefm.com/klsx1/963001.mp3

# ? Mar 13, 2008 21:18

Spraynard Kruger: May 8, 2007

Moist von Lipwig posted:

Dr. Drew is on CNN talking to Anderson Cooper about how Elliot Spitzer's wives father probably neglected her. I'll try and link.

Maybe he's on there alot, but I just happened to flip it on and was like, 'hey,I'd recognize that voice anywhere!'.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=4FSID0T0

# ? Mar 13, 2008 21:44

grantsnx: Mar 11, 2006; Forget Regret

Are there any sites that are going to be streaming the show?

# ? Mar 14, 2008 01:46

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

grantsnx posted:

Are there any sites that are going to be streaming the show?

http://www.kroq.com/

# ? Mar 14, 2008 02:20

subscreet: Jul 1, 2007

e: Show starts at 1 am EST.

Also, has anybody seen the trailer for Adam's new semi-autobiographical movie? It's about a boxing instructor, who is also a construction worker, who tries to make it big at age 39. It looks promising.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4kIXXCSwt8
https://www.myspace.com/thehammermovie

subscreet fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Mar 14, 2008

# ? Mar 14, 2008 02:32

The Extrapolator: Dec 14, 2006; Now what the fuck are some of these god damn questions?

I listened to all the DAG episodes today at work. I laughed like an idiot for ten minutes or so when DAG called Roy Horn a Nazi leopard trainer.

# ? Mar 14, 2008 02:33

Malachi Constant: Feb 2, 2006; I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all

Hah, lovelineshow.com has this wonderfully up to date bio of Adam on their front page:

quote:

One of the most versatile men in Hollywood. He recently hosted Comedy Central's "Too Late with Adam Carolla" and starred in TLC's "The Adam Carolla Project," which chronicled the renovation and subsequent sale of his boyhood home.

I hope Adam and Drew slip in to their old roles and Stryker shuts the hell up.

# ? Mar 14, 2008 03:07

Bumpon10s: Dec 9, 2004; Gentleman, we have seen the future.

Malachi Constant posted:

I hope Adam and Drew slip in to their old roles and Stryker shuts the hell up.

I have to say I was a little bummed too when I saw "Dr. Drew and stryker will be welcoming Adam Carolla"

It's still all good though.

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Spraynard Kruger: May 8, 2007

I YouTubed the Drew on Anderson Cooper bit also, if anyone wants to see it without bothering with MegaUpload: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqFM_Vr0_1Y

# ? Mar 14, 2008 04:24

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