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Anyone know which episode this is from? A guy called up with a voice generation program tweaked to sound like Stephen Hawking and had a ten minute conversation about the difficulties of having sex while suffering from advanced muscle palsy, then had the robotic voice read out "AND I HAVE AN rear end in a top hat THE SIZE OF A MASON JAR" in monotone.
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Sept. 29, 2003 has the best Lightning Round. I think it's the first Lightning Round in the new studio, and Adam goes all out. I was nearly crying.
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May 1, 2008 04:50
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JeansW posted:It starts at around 39:30 and had me in tears. OK I have SERIOUSLY not laughed this hard in at least two loving years. Oh my loving god hahahahgahahahha
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May 2, 2008 01:24
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dethkon posted:OK I have SERIOUSLY not laughed this hard in at least two loving years. Oh my loving god hahahahgahahahha This still does not compare to the irony moments. When they did their "veal/venison" questions, the girl got the first one right, and then said venice was in italy. Drew spit coffee out of his nose on that.
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May 2, 2008 01:46
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BAM! posted:Thank you for this. I've listened to hundreds of episodes, and this is honest to god one of the funniest I've heard. Anderson had no idea where the song came from, but my god I need that song. Anyone?
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May 2, 2008 04:57
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This is the peak of all the traffic in LA rants and is the reason I've been listening to random lovelines for the past two years. http://shows.lovelinearchive.com/Loveline%20-%202004-05-19%20(Guest%20-%20Officers%20Luis%20Jose%20Hernandez%20and%20Pedro%20Muniz%20for%20Sober%20Graduation).mp3
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May 2, 2008 17:59
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Ok I've created a basic site at lovelinecentral.com . The episodes need added to the database, and 1990's and 2000 episodes have been added. Added a few reviews too. If anyone wants to add to it work away. If the episode hasn't been added to the database, browse to the mp3 directory and there is a "Create Description" button for each file. Just use that. It will hopefully automatically populate the fields, but its worth checking them
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May 4, 2008 15:50
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The Pantheon posted:After listening to my first month's worth of shows and reading through the thread I couldn't believe fellow Aussies/foreigners asking if Adam was being serious when guessing if most callers were Jewish. His style of delivery is pure genius, he has a laconic but razor sharp wit that I've yet to see matched and so many times I've gone "I-. that is the most perfect analogy. I agree completely." Rushmore posted:Ok I've created a basic site at lovelinecentral.com . The episodes need added to the database, and 1990's and 2000 episodes have been added. Added a few reviews too. If anyone wants to add to it work away. If the episode hasn't been added to the database, browse to the mp3 directory and there is a "Create Description" button for each file. Just use that. It will hopefully automatically populate the fields, but its worth checking them
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May 4, 2008 16:19
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Does anyone else run red lights because of Adam? I run them all the time now. I have standards though. 2 lane vs 2 lane intersections I run them right away if there are no cars in any direction. I do a complete stop and then just go, like a stop sign. I don't ever run bigger intersections though, like 4 lane vs 2 lane. I am much more inclined to run them late at night as well. If I can see any cars I stay stopped though obviously. I started because there is this light near my place the police manually turn off for events (I live like .02 miles form a huge arena) and half the goddamn time they do not set it back to auto. I started off waiting five minutes for it to turn then one day I could hear Adam in my head going "do it, don't let the man tell you what to do" so I just went and man, life is so much better. Moral: Do it, run the light . Adam is right, it gets easier with time and sooner or later you won't even think twice. When my friends are in the car the are always like "what the gently caress dude, it was red" and I just look at them and say "yea, and." Don't be a pussy, run the light! By far the best thing I have ever learned from the ace man. Seriously, for 25 years I was a slave to the stoplight and by extension, a slave to the man. Now I treat (non camera) red lights like crosswalks, if there are no cars I'm going. gently caress jaywalking and gently caress red lights. I go when I want to goddamnit
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May 4, 2008 16:26
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Hahah I have now started disregarding a certain red-light turn signal everytime I make my way home through a particular route. It's liberating. And like Adam, I'm safe about it. There's usually NOONE around when I'm heading home this way, and even so I check all lanes and directions. Take that Culver City cops with your "chicken s" tickets and y-WHERE'S MY PERSONAL GARBAGEMAN i also love when Adam rants about the whole "if one car travels at the speed limit of 35mph, and the other travels 10mph above the speed limit, they'll both get there at the SAME TIME. SLOW DOWN. BE SAFE." ".. also second hand smoke 50,000 deaths a year goodnight folks" The Pantheon fucked around with this message at 17:00 on May 4, 2008 |
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May 4, 2008 16:57
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Grifter posted:I just heard a perfect example of just how fast Adam's humor is. I was listening to the 2003-03-26, with the chick from Save Ferris. She asked Adam if he got married, by asking about his ring. Without missing a beat he replied in the most amazingly laconic way "I won the superbo-oh, THIS ring. Yeah, I got married." Like a separate section just like a loveline encyclopedia? I could do that aye, though I've exams, so not sure when. Anything else you think would be good?
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May 4, 2008 17:22
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Ribsauce posted:Does anyone else run red lights because of Adam? I run them all the time now. Has Adam actually condoned straight up red light running? I've heard a lot of Loveline and I've only heard him specifically condone running a red left-hand turn arrow when the regular light is green.
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May 4, 2008 18:11
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Ultimos posted:Has Adam actually condoned straight up red light running? I've heard a lot of Loveline and I've only heard him specifically condone running a red left-hand turn arrow when the regular light is green. He's moved on to red lights in general these days, if it's safe to go. Soon he'll just have a monster truck and be rolling across traffic.
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May 4, 2008 18:45
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Ultimos posted:Has Adam actually condoned straight up red light running? I've heard a lot of Loveline and I've only heard him specifically condone running a red left-hand turn arrow when the regular light is green. I think he does, but if he doesn't he should. If you're gonna do something, go big or go home
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May 4, 2008 19:04
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Grand Fromage posted:He's moved on to red lights in general these days, if it's safe to go. Soon he'll just have a monster truck and be rolling across traffic. That is so scary. I am all for the red turn-arrow though.
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May 4, 2008 19:19
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Judakel posted:That is so scary. I am all for the red turn-arrow though. What is wrong with running a red light at 10pm when no one is on the road in any direction and it will take like 5 minutes for the light to change? For what it is worth, I live in North Carolina where these lights are all over creation, LA probably doesn't have empty roads with 5 minute light cycles even though like 10 cars an hour roll through the intersection late night
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May 4, 2008 19:21
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I actually pulled his "drive around the people waiting in the left turn lane" thing a few days ago. I mean for christ sake, it was like 8am on a Sunday and you could see no cars coming for like 5 miles both in front of and behind you. Yet somehow 6 cars had packed into a double left turn lane with a red arrow on a green light. There's also a full on red light on a three way stop I always run late at night. Other wise I'll be sitting there for literally 10 minutes waiting for someone else getting off the freeway to slam into the back of me.
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May 4, 2008 21:09
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Ribsauce posted:Does anyone else run red lights because of Adam? I run all left-turn arrows if it's safe and there are no cops around. To quote Adam on the issue, "The only way a cop can catch you is if they're directly behind you"
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May 5, 2008 02:49
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Rushmore posted:Like a separate section just like a loveline encyclopedia? I could do that aye, though I've exams, so not sure when. Anything else you think would be good?
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May 5, 2008 03:06
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Ribsauce posted:What is wrong with running a red light at 10pm when no one is on the road in any direction and it will take like 5 minutes for the light to change? For what it is worth, I live in North Carolina where these lights are all over creation, LA probably doesn't have empty roads with 5 minute light cycles even though like 10 cars an hour roll through the intersection late night Yes, the scenario you described is exactly what most people are trying to avoid when they irresponsibly run a red light.
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May 5, 2008 03:08
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Grand Fromage posted:He's moved on to red lights in general these days, if it's safe to go. Soon he'll just have a monster truck and be rolling across traffic. Aceman +  = ?
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May 5, 2008 03:13
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Judakel posted:Yes, the scenario you described is exactly what most people are trying to avoid when they irresponsibly run a red light. DO ITTTT, you know you want to!
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May 5, 2008 03:51
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Grifter posted:I think Liface had a good point with a MediaWiki. I imagine we all know how to use one, and with that we could create as many categories as we want. Off the top of my head, categories like Loveline Staff, Shows (we could put show reviews in there, and create a template for doing so), Common bits (Ace's Mexican Ranchero Countdown, Lightning Round, etc), Epic Rants. There are lots of options. I'd happily put those categories and templates together, but I don't know a thing about actually installing such a site. I just have lots of free time to contribute. I don't want to make it sound like I'm demanding things, you've already gone above and beyond with what you created. I'm just suggesting. How about I install a mediawiki in a subdirectory, where people can store other information? The reason i created the site i did is becuase there was no easy way to archive all of the mp3 files with separate software. A wiki would be good for a subdir, and I'll try to fire one up now.
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May 5, 2008 12:19
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Jagfire posted:I run all left-turn arrows if it's safe and there are no cops around. The funny thing is I always have a few lemmings follow me without paying attention to the light, so now I only do it when there really is no one around.
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May 5, 2008 14:18
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May 5, 2008 14:57
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Rushmore posted:How about I install a mediawiki in a subdirectory, where people can store other information? The reason i created the site i did is becuase there was no easy way to archive all of the mp3 files with separate software. A wiki would be good for a subdir, and I'll try to fire one up now.
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May 5, 2008 14:57
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Grifter posted:That sounds great. I will look forward to wasting company time on it. http://www.lovelinecentral.com/wiki Go wild
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May 5, 2008 16:39
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Ohh baby. You've delivered unto us once again.
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May 5, 2008 16:40
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Rushmore posted:http://www.lovelinecentral.com/wiki Gives me a blank page?
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May 5, 2008 16:41
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Carthag posted:Gives me a blank page? http://lovelinecentral.com/wiki/index.php5 dunno why it only works with php5 extension wierd
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May 5, 2008 16:54
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Rushmore posted:http://lovelinecentral.com/wiki/index.php5 Probably DirectoryIndex doesn't have it in your Apache conf (if you use Apache that is) Edit: Working on a draft based on subscreet's post. http://lovelinecentral.com/wiki/index.php5?title=2001-04-08 Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 17:03 on May 5, 2008 |
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May 5, 2008 16:59
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Carthag posted:Probably DirectoryIndex doesn't have it in your Apache conf (if you use Apache that is) MY idea was that all this could be added into the main site... Just add anything about the episodes. But do whatever you want iwth the wiki
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May 5, 2008 17:09
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Rushmore posted:MY idea was that all this could be added into the main site... Just add anything about the episodes. But do whatever you want iwth the wiki Sure. I just like playing with wikis  We'll see how this develops I guess, and what kind of manpower there is.
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May 5, 2008 17:11
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Good stuff Carthag. And a great episode to start with Oh lords that Right-To-Lifer with her enjoyable agenda. The Pilkipedia is a great wiki for The Ricky Gervais Show (compiling seasons of both the popular Podcasts and the XFM years which chart the discovery of bald monkey Karl Pilkington) and similar to what we could turn out. They have sections on the hosts and associated staff / friends of the show, as well as Seasons and individual episodes that go into (crazy exhaustive) detail on the beats of the particular episode being discussed. Here's an example of that from a random early XFM show in "Series 2 (2002)" that I chose.
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May 5, 2008 20:31
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I just added 10-16-2001 to the the wiki and made a 2001 page. We need to get some standards in order.
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May 5, 2008 21:09
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Digged a bit in the forums (basically just looked at each year in GBS to see what started with Loveline) and searched the first couple pages of those threads for links to other threads. Loveline - A Love Lost (started Aug 07, 2007) - short (3 pages), but has some good quotes Let's talk about Loveline! (started Jan 18, 2007) - previous incarnation of this thread. 23 pages Loveline Radio V.2.0 Now with less technical issues! (started Feb 26, 2006) - fan-made show Found a couple others, but they are just people asking for links to the online streams with no content aside from that.
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May 5, 2008 23:53
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Phone posted:I just added 10-16-2001 to the the wiki and made a 2001 page.
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May 6, 2008 00:04
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Grifter posted:It looks like Carthag is already doing some brilliant work with designing standards, the pages we have so far are great. I'll plug away at it tonight. Well really I just did a rough draft based on subscreet's ideas. Edit: Made a template for calls: http://lovelinecentral.com/wiki/index.php5?title=Template:Call You can see how I used it in the 2001-04-08 show This also means that the layout is consistent and can be changed easier. Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 00:19 on May 6, 2008 |
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May 6, 2008 00:09
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I put some new templates and a couple show writeups into the wiki.
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Nice work. I'm gonna work on it a bit more. Anyone else is welcome too, so we can get a good format going.
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