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Frogeye
Jun 3, 2004


MY CHIEF WEAPON IS SURPRISE!

SURPRISE AND FEAR!

AND MORONIC, UNFOUNDED OPINION!
OptimusMatrix, serious suggestion for you. If you've got money to spend on your bike, spend it on the suspension. Get your standard suspension set up correctly for YOU by a reputable suspension specialist. I cannot stress the difference this will make to the rideability of your bike and the extra confidence it will give you.

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OptimusMatrix
Nov 13, 2003

ASK ME ABOUT MUTILATING MY PET TO SUIT MY OWN AESTHETIC PREFERENCES

Frogeye posted:

OptimusMatrix, serious suggestion for you. If you've got money to spend on your bike, spend it on the suspension. Get your standard suspension set up correctly for YOU by a reputable suspension specialist. I cannot stress the difference this will make to the rideability of your bike and the extra confidence it will give you.

I've actually talk to my mechanic about this because I've heard that the bike is setup for a person lighter than I. I'm 6ft. 194 lbs. He said bring it by the shop when I get back in town next week and he'll set it up correctly for me.

Turtle Parlor
Sep 12, 2005
village idiot

Xlyfindel posted:

Do people like those onboard views so much that it needs to be mandatory? I know I don't, I find them useful for breaking up the monotony sometimes, but I could do without them.

I adore the on bike cams, especially when the bikes are super close during a turn. That kind of angle really shows how close these guys will run. I DO like to see the wide angle shot as well, but bike cam shots are pretty spectacular IMO.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




OptimusMatrix posted:

"HURRR it's loving gay because it doesn't have performance mods on it"


Nobody ever said this.


OptimusMatrix posted:

As for the passenger peg blinkers the LED's that were used are extremely bright and they reflect off of the under tail to make it even more visible. In the day time I use both hand signals and blinkers when changing lanes or turning.

This pretty much proves your lack of understanding. People arent looking for hand signals, this isnt 1915.


Also, since this is the cycle pictures thread, here is a picture of an 85 Honda 250.

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Also, here is a man who knows how to store a motorcycle.

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ElehemEare
May 20, 2001
I am an omnipotent penguin.

Phat_Albert posted:

Also, here is a man who knows how to store a motorcycle.
My dad did this back when I was seven or eight years old. Except it was a 1987 Honda Goldwing GL1200 in our living room on the white carpet. Upstairs.

I'm sure it was a contributing factor to the eventual divorce.

To contribute, god I want a two smoke.




This works too I guess, but it's just not the same.



As an aside, I'm considering making a serious bid on the RZ500. Does anyone know where one could source a replacement lower left fairing? This one is cosmetically damaged, and Airtech Streamlining only sells a full replacement that requires modification of the mounting brackets.

Jharkov
Feb 26, 2008

by Ozma
Im going to chime in here on the HIDs.

Very useful modification for night riders.
They output five times the light of a halogen, while consuming less current.

I've got twin PIAA 510s halogen spotlights as well as a twin headlight HID setup.
You can't say these are just for wankers / show offs.
They are a practical mod for riding at night.

I require as much light output as i can get for the high speed offroad riding i do at night, as well as night road riding on country roads that have many critters lurking.
Not to mention they look cool.

Choom Gangster
Oct 29, 2006

Jharkov posted:

HIDs.

They can also be incredibly distracting for other riders.

Albert, I've ridden for 11 years without signals, not one accident or close call. If you are riding responsively, you shouldn't be expecting traffic to see you at all, blinkers or not.

And for content, because Sportsters are girl bikes:

Choom Gangster fucked around with this message at 05:17 on May 22, 2008

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

ElehemEare posted:

My dad did this back when I was seven or eight years old. Except it was a 1987 Honda Goldwing GL1200 in our living room on the white carpet. Upstairs.

How the gently caress do you do that?

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Uthor posted:

How the gently caress do you do that?

That's exactly what I was thinking. I need to see pictures or video of this.

Korwen
Feb 26, 2003

don't mind me, I'm just out hunting.

Silver posted:



All the squid trolling in this thread has missed an important point

Yes that is a dog in the photo.

Why is he riding a dirt bike with his dog. What is the dog even doing there. Does the dog like that?

What the hell, best dog ever.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Phat_Albert posted:

Also, here is a man who knows how to store a motorcycle.



I'm a sissy though, so I put down tarp.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


ElehemEare posted:

My dad did this back when I was seven or eight years old. Except it was a 1987 Honda Goldwing GL1200 in our living room on the white carpet. Upstairs.

I'm sure it was a contributing factor to the eventual divorce.

To contribute, god I want a two smoke.




This works too I guess, but it's just not the same.



As an aside, I'm considering making a serious bid on the RZ500. Does anyone know where one could source a replacement lower left fairing? This one is cosmetically damaged, and Airtech Streamlining only sells a full replacement that requires modification of the mounting brackets.

god I want that VFR. I love those VFR 400s and hopefully once I'm living in the UK I can look into buying one.

Silver
May 12, 2001

Suzuki lover number one!
Yeah that VFR400 is piiiiiiiiiiiiimp!

Yeah dog seems to be chill with it. Need to start training my dog for the Baja 1000.

DOG ON A BIKE!!!!




Baja dog again.



Suzuki hatin.


Honda lovin.


:cheers:

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Jharkov posted:

Im going to chime in here on the HIDs.

Very useful modification for night riders.
They output five times the light of a halogen, while consuming less current.

I've got twin PIAA 510s halogen spotlights as well as a twin headlight HID setup.
You can't say these are just for wankers / show offs.
They are a practical mod for riding at night.

I require as much light output as i can get for the high speed offroad riding i do at night, as well as night road riding on country roads that have many critters lurking.
Not to mention they look cool.

Way to completely miss the point.


Dogs can roll on motorcycles without people too.




Beve Stuscemi fucked around with this message at 15:00 on May 22, 2008

ElehemEare
May 20, 2001
I am an omnipotent penguin.

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

That's exactly what I was thinking. I need to see pictures or video of this.
I'm taking his Valkyrie back to his place tonight, I'll see if he has any pictures. I remember it took about seven people, and they used numerous 2x4's to create a ramp up the three front steps and five steps up to the living room in the old split-entry I grew up in. It was a combination of driving a Goldwing in the house and people balancing it as it was all done at very low speed.

That VFR400 is for sale in British Columbia for anyone interested. And the RZ500 is in Quebec. Yeah Canadian Grey Market.

In addition, this is the future I predict for someone who keeps on posting in this thread.



I will let you guess who I mean.

ElehemEare fucked around with this message at 17:48 on May 22, 2008

OptimusMatrix
Nov 13, 2003

ASK ME ABOUT MUTILATING MY PET TO SUIT MY OWN AESTHETIC PREFERENCES

ElehemEare posted:

I'm taking his Valkyrie back to his place tonight, I'll see if he has any pictures. I remember it took about seven people, and they used numerous 2x4's to create a ramp up the three front steps and five steps up to the living room in the old split-entry I grew up in. It was a combination of driving a Goldwing in the house and people balancing it as it was all done at very low speed.

That VFR400 is for sale in British Columbia for anyone interested. And the RZ500 is in Quebec. Yeah Canadian Grey Market.

In addition, this is the future I predict for someone who keeps on posting in this thread.



I will let you guess who I mean.


That was a weak attempt at a troll. Better luck next time.

dietcokefiend
Apr 28, 2004
HEY ILL HAV 2 TXT U L8TR I JUST DROVE IN 2 A DAYCARE AND SCRATCHED MY RAZR
:cry: Too many megathreads, sorry guys

Moved

dietcokefiend fucked around with this message at 18:43 on May 22, 2008

Silver
May 12, 2001

Suzuki lover number one!
Seriously, what the gently caress is wrong with you people? THIS is the Cycles PICTURES and VIDEO thread.

Go to the Motorcycle Megathread(link included) and type your questions, trolls, and walls of text. Shitheads.





Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

dietcokefiend posted:

With gas prices the way they are, and finally having a garage to park a bike in, I am curious what a good starter bike might be. I was first looking at scooters for the gas mileage, but the limited top speed was a bummer when the road to and from work is about 60mph. I want something I can grow on, but also not be limited to like 70-80mph and shatter dreams of passing cars and such if I ever went on a freeway :lol:

I have been thinking about something like the Honda Shadow VLX or something along those lines. The 4-6k range new would be the best target, and I am not sure what to really look at. One of these weekends I am going to take a training class before I even buy it, just to make sure I am not scared shitless or anything :)

Any suggestions?

Wrong thread:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2372651&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

A 500-650 cc cruiser can do about 80 on the highway all day, but it's not pleasant without a windshield (to me).

e:f, b

Tindjin
Aug 4, 2006

Do not seek death.
Death will find you.
But seek the road
which makes death a fulfillment.

Drunk Pledge Driver posted:

So you replace your perfectly good DOT legal blinkers with non-DOT legal LEDs and expect us to be happy and excited for you?

Lots of people do this that don't even ride sports bikes. Sorry but I know my bike is going to slide on the dirt, I'm not paying $30-$40 per turn signal because Suzuki couldn't put a flexible stalk on their blinkers. Flush mounted save me money and I've never had a cop or inspection that they cared one lick about them being flush mount or LEDs.

Don't jump on the "rage against optimus" bandwagon just for the hell of it.

Tindjin fucked around with this message at 18:52 on May 22, 2008

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Tindjin posted:

Lots of people do this that don't even ride sports bikes. Sorry but I know my bike is going to slide on the dirt, I'm not paying $30-$40 per turn signal because Suzuki couldn't put a flexible stalk on their blinkers. Flush mounted save me money and I've never had a cop or inspection that they cared one lick about them being flush mount or LEDs.

Don't jump on the "rage against optimus" bandwagon just for the hell of it.

To be fair, its a pretty popular bandwagon to be on. Maybe he just wants to fit in.

iroc_dis
May 11, 2006
Pretty impressive

OptimusMatrix
Nov 13, 2003

ASK ME ABOUT MUTILATING MY PET TO SUIT MY OWN AESTHETIC PREFERENCES

Phat_Albert posted:

To be fair, its a pretty popular bandwagon to be on. Maybe he just wants to fit in.

Heaven forbid I like the way it looks.

teknicolor
Jul 18, 2004

I Want to Meet That Dad!
Do Da Doo Doo

Silver posted:



Ok I've seen those other two pictures before, but :wtc: is going on here?!

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




iroc_dis posted:

Pretty impressive


That thing must be slammed as hell, there is like no clearance between the bottom fairing and the street.


Choom Gangster posted:

Albert, I've ridden for 11 years without signals, not one accident or close call. If you are riding responsively, you shouldn't be expecting traffic to see you at all, blinkers or not.

The retards are really coming out of the woodwork here. So you've gotten lucky enough to not get hosed up by running without blinkers. Good for you. Yes, I know you should ride like traffic cant see you at all, but helping them not see you is just retarded.

Beve Stuscemi fucked around with this message at 20:21 on May 22, 2008

Tindjin
Aug 4, 2006

Do not seek death.
Death will find you.
But seek the road
which makes death a fulfillment.

Phat_Albert posted:

That thing must be slammed as hell, there is like no clearance between the bottom fairing and the street.

It might be lowered but that isn't why there is no clearance. He's got that thing over hard at a decent speed. His suspension is probably at or drat near full compression. One little ripple in the pavement and he bottoms and hopes the backend doesn't step out. I love the crutches.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

teknicolor posted:

Ok I've seen those other two pictures before, but :wtc: is going on here?!

He's got to be just posing - there's no way he would be able to hear anything.

ElehemEare
May 20, 2001
I am an omnipotent penguin.

Doctor Zero posted:

He's got to be just posing - there's no way he would be able to hear anything.

To add on to the "my dad is a squid" thing going on in this thread, you CAN talk on a cell phone while driving a Goldwing/Electraglide Ultra Classic. Yeah. My dad is awesome. :colbert:

teknicolor
Jul 18, 2004

I Want to Meet That Dad!
Do Da Doo Doo

Doctor Zero posted:

He's got to be just posing - there's no way he would be able to hear anything.

It was more "how can he be putting his feet up and leaning back" than "how can he hear the cell phone". Also, did you notice the black socks and plastic flip flops. Yeah, that's really going to stop the rash. :/

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Silver posted:



What I want to know is whats up with the guy on the Ninja? He looks like he has both feet off the ground.

TheFonz
Aug 3, 2002

<3
Sidestand down at the stoplight. Classy.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

TheFonz posted:

Sidestand down at the stoplight. Classy.

I've never seen a sidestand that keeps a bike that upright. :psyduck: I'd be terrified of parking that thing on an incline.

Tindjin
Aug 4, 2006

Do not seek death.
Death will find you.
But seek the road
which makes death a fulfillment.

Ripoff posted:

I've never seen a sidestand that keeps a bike that upright. :psyduck: I'd be terrified of parking that thing on an incline.

It's because of his weight. If he got off it would lean a bit more.

It is a wonderful shot of squidy behavior.

Sepist
Dec 26, 2005

FUCK BITCHES, ROUTE PACKETS

Gravy Boat 2k

Ripoff posted:

I've never seen a sidestand that keeps a bike that upright. :psyduck: I'd be terrified of parking that thing on an incline.

Have you seen a stock 6R's angle with the side stand down? It's very upright, two of the guys I ride with complain about it all the time.

Trintintin
Jun 27, 2006

Ripoff posted:

I've never seen a sidestand that keeps a bike that upright. :psyduck: I'd be terrified of parking that thing on an incline.

Maybe its a Kawasaki thing? Heres my 88 ninja 500 on the side stand without the bars locked.

It sits VERY up right without the bars locked left, and has been blown over before. Note the lack of mirrors; this is from it being blown over in my driveway. I start it, get off of it to walk inside and put on my gear and as I'm coming out it's laying on the ground with the mirror broken off all because the bars weren't locked to the left. I guess thats whats starter bikes are for though!

Also it gave me the excuse to get some sweet ricey carbon fiber mirrors for 20 bucks off ebay.

ElehemEare
May 20, 2001
I am an omnipotent penguin.


2005 R6 for sale in Moncton, NB, Canada.

the seller posted:

this is an 2005 yamaha r6 on it polished frame and swing arm bran new front and rean tiers brand new yosh pipe runs like new this bike is steet fought no gages allso comes with a few spare parts like subframe hand grips muffler cuple cables and d yes boy's that is fur lol

Sepist
Dec 26, 2005

FUCK BITCHES, ROUTE PACKETS

Gravy Boat 2k
That's a lot of fur, must've been owned by an italian woman :v

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
That's kinda pimp, but I'd be afraid it'd catch on fire.

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




I like how he hosed up almost every word on that ad, but used the proper tense with "street fought". Which still looks wrong regardless.

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