Let's Talk About Loveline! V. 2

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I may have missed it linked here, but you can now pre-order the Hammer DVD on Amazon.

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# ? Jun 1, 2008 03:27

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# ? May 20, 2024 02:42

Spraynard Kruger: May 8, 2007

RitualConfuser posted:

My favorite loveline moment was when Adam was singing the NO CANNOT HAVE song over the System of a Down song. I was literally in tears after hearing it. The story/rant about the Lebanese (?) restaurant was hilarious by itself but the song put it over the top. Does anyone know exactly which show this was from?

Armenian.

Look for episodes with System Of A Down / John Dolmayan, although Adam does bring it up a lot, I wouldn't be surprised if it turned up in other episodes with unrelated guests, too.

# ? Jun 1, 2008 03:41

Bumpon10s: Dec 9, 2004; Gentleman, we have seen the future.

Spraynard Kruger posted:

Armenian.

Look for episodes with System Of A Down / John Dolmayan, although Adam does bring it up a lot, I wouldn't be surprised if it turned up in other episodes with unrelated guests, too.

The song was from a no guest show, I want to saw it was from 2004, but not so sure on the exact date. I just heard it recently.

# ? Jun 1, 2008 03:43

Rushmore: Jun 3, 2005; My name's Rushmore, and I'm the Biggest Idiot Ever!

There is also 1) a show where john calls in saying he bought adam taboo 2 on dvd, and adam leaves early
2) there is one where toxicity or chop suey is playing. Instead of the usual NO CANNOT HAVE song, he goes through each bit of the song saying "ok herei'd kick john off the drums. this is a drum bit. now guitar" and so on. He ends up saying a line that still makes me laugh "John go and eat some ?Paklava? (May be some other food)" and goes off on playing drums.

# ? Jun 1, 2008 04:46

bigbowlowrong: Dec 15, 2006; by Ozma

Rushmore posted:

There is also 1) a show where john calls in saying he bought adam taboo 2 on dvd, and adam leaves early
2) there is one where toxicity or chop suey is playing. Instead of the usual NO CANNOT HAVE song, he goes through each bit of the song saying "ok herei'd kick john off the drums. this is a drum bit. now guitar" and so on. He ends up saying a line that still makes me laugh "John go and eat some ?Paklava? (May be some other food)" and goes off on playing drums.

Baklava.

It's a favourite of Huel Howser.

# ? Jun 1, 2008 05:29

RitualConfuser: Apr 22, 2008

Spraynard Kruger posted:

Armenian.

Look for episodes with System Of A Down / John Dolmayan, although Adam does bring it up a lot, I wouldn't be surprised if it turned up in other episodes with unrelated guests, too.

Ah, that's the ticket. I was pretty sure it wasn't Lebanese but I couldn't quite place it.

They played the "no cannot have" song on the 2002-06-13 and 2002-11-26 episodes where SOAD was a guest but not on the 2002-01-10 episode. So, I am guessing it was somewhere between January and June of '02.

Rushmore posted:

There is also 1) a show where john calls in saying he bought adam taboo 2 on dvd, and adam leaves early

On the 2002-11-26 episode, John brings the Taboo 2 DVD in with him.

After scanning through the a few episodes with SOAD, I don't think it's possible to have them as a guest without at least mentioning Taboo 2 or having Adam sing the theme song.

Edit: It was Lebanese in the episode with the no cannot have song but he talks about Armenian and other cuisines in some other shows w/ SOAD.

RitualConfuser fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Jun 1, 2008

# ? Jun 1, 2008 07:19

pilot: Jan 28, 2005; Garbage day is a very dangerous day.

Jagfire posted:

If anyone was just listening to the stream (09-28-2004), a caller named Chloe called in about chasing after older guys. She said she was an actress for independent films, and named one as "Painted Forest," a paintball movie. She then went on to mention she'd tried to date this guy named Shannon...

The Treasure of Painted Forest
Chloe Dykstra
Shannon McKain

Turns out Chloe's pretty hot. She said she was 16 to Adam, so that'd make her 20 now. I don't know where the current Loveline Wiki project is, but maybe someone can add this.

Holy poo poo. This stuff really comes back to haunt you.

# ? Jun 1, 2008 08:02

WDIIA: Jan 14, 2006; K-I-N-G, The AU City Don
I know you heard about me
And this mission I'm on
But not a R-A-T,
I'm just tryin to live on
Not in a penitentiary
I'd rather be rollin chrome

RitualConfuser posted:

They played the "no cannot have" song on the 2002-06-13 and 2002-11-26 episodes where SOAD was a guest but not on the 2002-01-10 episode. So, I am guessing it was somewhere between January and June of '02.

I managed to remember that this was a No Guest (Bumpon10s of course with the assist), and I found it for you! 3-25-02. He starts ranting at 23:50 (I actually remembered the call that leads up to this), they leave it for a while, and they start the rocking segment around 47:40. Fantastic rant. E: My favorite part has to be "IT'S GOAT BASED." Cracks me up every time.

It's been odd going back and realizing how many calls and shows I do remember. I listened to a lot of shows while I was driving over Spring Break: I swear I can remember the BP in rural Virginia I stopped at while I was listening to the June SOAD show. Or I can place where on my walking route I was when I heard a particular call.

One show I want to find, I'm pretty sure from late 01/early 02, had a call from this woman (policewoman maybe?) who was paranoid about AIDS. She was forcing every man she would date to get an AIDS test, and would force them to show her the paperwork. Then some other people called up parroting AIDS statistics even as Adam and Dr. Drew tried to argue what those statistics meant. I'm pretty sure it was a No Guest too.
Hearing this was early in my Loveline experience, and I've no doubt heard some crazier folks. But it's a call that stands out for me for some reason.

WDIIA fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Jun 1, 2008

# ? Jun 1, 2008 08:42

The Pantheon: Apr 25, 2008; Mmm.

WDIIA posted:

One show I want to find, I'm pretty sure from late 01/early 02, had a call from this woman (policewoman maybe?) who was paranoid about AIDS. She was forcing every man she would date to get an AIDS test, and would force them to show her the paperwork.

Ooh I swear I just recently listened to this. I know 100% its from 2001.. between .. August and Late-September. That's all I can remember off the top of my head.

# ? Jun 1, 2008 11:27

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Eb posted:

The May 12 episode of TACS is pretty good. Includes DAG.

This episode is loving fantastic. DAG drives Theresa insane; every time she tries to speak or start a news story, he starts snoring, and it really pisses her off. I was laughing my rear end off.

# ? Jun 1, 2008 16:46

The Pantheon: Apr 25, 2008; Mmm.

Yeah I thought I wouldn't warm to TACS because well, it wasn't LoveLine but that was superb. Probably because it had 2/3rds of what made an awesome LoveLine, Adam + DAG. When Theresa got pissed off time and time again it his snoring even funnier. Is there like.. a TACS archive?

# ? Jun 1, 2008 18:45

Malachi Constant: Feb 2, 2006; I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all

The Pantheon posted:

Yeah I thought I wouldn't warm to TACS because well, it wasn't LoveLine but that was superb. Probably because it had 2/3rds of what made an awesome LoveLine, Adam + DAG. When Theresa got pissed off time and time again it his snoring even funnier. Is there like.. a TACS archive?

Not all episodes, but it's a start:
http://www.971freefm.com/pages/1247.php

Also, I heard Adam mention this once or twice, but I just started listening to Behind The Unibrow, which is a behind-the-scenes podcast:

http://www.971freefm.com/Adam-Carolla---Behind-The-Unibrow/2275864

# ? Jun 1, 2008 18:55

ATLbeer: Sep 26, 2004; Über nerd

RitualConfuser posted:

My favorite loveline moment was when Adam was singing the NO CANNOT HAVE song over the System of a Down song. I was literally in tears after hearing it. The story/rant about the Lebanese (?) restaurant was hilarious by itself but the song put it over the top. Does anyone know exactly which show this was from?

I was on a transatlantic flight at probably 3a from take-off time zone so everyone was asleep when Adam started the song about not being served at the Armenian (or just generic Middle Eastern) restaurant. I started laughing so loudly I woke up a couple of people near me and eventually had to pull my earbuds out and just curl up for a minute trying to stop laughing. As soon as I turned it back on he was still singing and just started laughing again. It is one of my favorite Adam moments every

NO NO CANNOT HAVE. NO CANNOT HAVE. NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CANNOT HAVE

The argument he was describing leading up the NO CANNOT HAVE song is almost as good as the song. All he wanted was a shawarma to go from a restaurant for lunch but, it only costed $7 and there was a minimum $10 order. He told the guy, just charge me $10 for the shawarma, it's fine. The guy says tells him no which completely boggles Adam why he won't take $10 for a $7 shawarma and started demanding he just take the $10 for free which doesn't go very well either.

Adam and Larry David need to team up and write a TV show

# ? Jun 1, 2008 19:10

Mq: Jul 7, 2005; Lazy fat bastard

The other story that sticks out in my mind was when Adam called Bob Saget (I think) to ask if he wants to do a project with him. When Saget gets defensive and asks how Adam got his number, he responds with something like "I think at this point in your career you shouldn't really be worried about who gave me your number".

"The rest of the conversation was pretty awkward. Yeah."

# ? Jun 1, 2008 19:48

ANGRY VIRGIN GAMER: Jul 5, 2007; by The Finn

For the record, I thought DAG was acting the first show I heard with him. It wasn't until the second time that I realized he really is just that crazy.

# ? Jun 1, 2008 20:31

Rushmore: Jun 3, 2005; My name's Rushmore, and I'm the Biggest Idiot Ever!

WDIIA posted:

One show I want to find, I'm pretty sure from late 01/early 02, had a call from this woman (policewoman maybe?) who was paranoid about AIDS. She was forcing every man she would date to get an AIDS test, and would force them to show her the paperwork. Then some other people called up parroting AIDS statistics even as Adam and Dr. Drew tried to argue what those statistics meant..

that was AMAZING. i remember that one too. Then the rant about how if its two 15 year old virgins having sex, they're just as likely to get aids as people in africa etc.

# ? Jun 1, 2008 20:43

RitualConfuser: Apr 22, 2008

WDIIA posted:

I managed to remember that this was a No Guest (Bumpon10s of course with the assist), and I found it for you! 3-25-02. He starts ranting at 23:50 (I actually remembered the call that leads up to this), they leave it for a while, and they start the rocking segment around 47:40. Fantastic rant. E: My favorite part has to be "IT'S GOAT BASED." Cracks me up every time.

Awesome! Unfortunately, the version on lovelinecentral.com is incomplete; it cuts off before the singing starts and it's missing the best part of the rant (GOAT BASED!). The loveline archive doesn't have anything from Jan - Mar of 02. Do you recall where you got that show from?

ATLbeer posted:

I was on a transatlantic flight at probably 3a from take-off time zone so everyone was asleep when Adam started the song about not being served at the Armenian (or just generic Middle Eastern) restaurant. I started laughing so loudly I woke up a couple of people near me and eventually had to pull my earbuds out and just curl up for a minute trying to stop laughing. As soon as I turned it back on he was still singing and just started laughing again. It is one of my favorite Adam moments every

NO NO CANNOT HAVE. NO CANNOT HAVE. NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CANNOT HAVE

The argument he was describing leading up the NO CANNOT HAVE song is almost as good as the song. All he wanted was a shawarma to go from a restaurant for lunch but, it only costed $7 and there was a minimum $10 order. He told the guy, just charge me $10 for the shawarma, it's fine. The guy says tells him no which completely boggles Adam why he won't take $10 for a $7 shawarma and started demanding he just take the $10 for free which doesn't go very well either.

Adam and Larry David need to team up and write a TV show

I remember trying to explain the story to my friends the next day but every time I started to tell it I would just start cracking up.

# ? Jun 1, 2008 20:47

Rushmore: Jun 3, 2005; My name's Rushmore, and I'm the Biggest Idiot Ever!

The Pantheon posted:

Yeah I thought I wouldn't warm to TACS because well, it wasn't LoveLine but that was superb. Probably because it had 2/3rds of what made an awesome LoveLine, Adam + DAG. When Theresa got pissed off time and time again it his snoring even funnier. Is there like.. a TACS archive?

Now that my exams are finished (yay) I'm going to call up the show some time and ask for permission to host the 2006 and 2007 episodes of TACS alongside loveline on lovelinecentral.com

TACS with dave damashek, from when school started in like september 2006 until the end of the year was pure gold. The first day back involves a load of school stories, including some from his buddy Ray (hilarious guest) then it kept going strong, to giving their webmaster a lie detector test on air to find out if he is a virgin, to Jimmy Kimmel directing the same webmasters mom over the phone to try to find his porn stash. Great radio.

# ? Jun 1, 2008 20:50

Rushmore: Jun 3, 2005; My name's Rushmore, and I'm the Biggest Idiot Ever!

RitualConfuser posted:

Awesome! Unfortunately, the version on lovelinecentral.com is incomplete; it cuts off before the singing starts and it's missing the best part of the rant (GOAT BASED!). The loveline archive doesn't have anything from Jan - Mar of 02. Do you recall where you got that show from?

I remember trying to explain the story to my friends the next day but every time I started to tell it I would just start cracking up.

I'll reupload the file. I have the full one

# ? Jun 1, 2008 20:53

RitualConfuser: Apr 22, 2008

Rushmore posted:

I'll reupload the file. I have the full one

Excellent, thank you! These archives are amazing. Thanks for hosting.

# ? Jun 1, 2008 20:58

mfaley: Jul 30, 2005; Most rape is bad

I really, really liked the Adam Corolla Project. Can I view those online anywhere, or buy DVDs?

# ? Jun 1, 2008 21:08

ANGRY VIRGIN GAMER: Jul 5, 2007; by The Finn

Are there any episodes with Gary Busey in them other than 2003-07-07 and 2005-07-24?

The dude's just fascinating to listen to, and they're a couple of my favorite episodes.

# ? Jun 1, 2008 21:14

Malachi Constant: Feb 2, 2006; I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all

mfaley posted:

I really, really liked the Adam Corolla Project. Can I view those online anywhere, or buy DVDs?

There is no legal way to watch that show, they've never released it on DVD.

ANGRY VIRGIN GAMER posted:

Are there any episodes with Gary Busey in them other than 2003-07-07 and 2005-07-24?

The dude's just fascinating to listen to, and they're a couple of my favorite episodes.

1998-07-30 has him, and 2003-04-24 has Jake Busey.

# ? Jun 1, 2008 21:31

Rushmore: Jun 3, 2005; My name's Rushmore, and I'm the Biggest Idiot Ever!

ANGRY VIRGIN GAMER posted:

Are there any episodes with Gary Busey in them other than 2003-07-07 and 2005-07-24?

The dude's just fascinating to listen to, and they're a couple of my favorite episodes.

there is one in the late 90s i believe

e:

http://lovelinecentral.com/mp3/1990s/1998/07-30-98%20--%20Gary%20Busey.mp3

Rushmore fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Jun 2, 2008

# ? Jun 1, 2008 21:33

ANGRY VIRGIN GAMER: Jul 5, 2007; by The Finn

Malachi Constant posted:

1998-07-30 has him, and 2003-04-24 has Jake Busey.

Is he as loving nuts as his dad?

edit: that linky no worky, Rushmore.

# ? Jun 1, 2008 22:01

Malachi Constant: Feb 2, 2006; I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all

ANGRY VIRGIN GAMER posted:

Is he as loving nuts as his dad?

Listening to it now, he sounds very down to earth, but he comments on his how crazy his dad is.

# ? Jun 1, 2008 22:36

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

pilot posted:

Holy poo poo. This stuff really comes back to haunt you.

So did you listen to the advice that Adam and Drew gave you?

# ? Jun 2, 2008 02:09

Jagfire: Aug 16, 2003; Boing!

pilot posted:

Holy poo poo. This stuff really comes back to haunt you.

Loveline caller is a goon :siren:

# ? Jun 2, 2008 02:45

Tofu Injection: Feb 10, 2006; No need to panic.

anyone got a link to Adam's list of things to do before he dies? I saw it in the last thread but can't seem to find it now.

# ? Jun 2, 2008 08:26

Mr Chaos: Dec 27, 2006; I left it in my other pants...shoes...I never had it.

Does anyone have that list of things that happen to a guy with multiple orgams.

I remember that at number 4 or something a ghost of you comes out, one of them was dust, and the last one was the person's skeleton.

# ? Jun 2, 2008 08:30

gimpfarfar: Jan 25, 2006; It's time to play Spot the Looney!

The Pantheon posted:

Rabbi Schmuley was a riot. He has this gentle sensibility and took Aceman's jokes and ran with them completely.

Anyway check this, didn't see it in this thread (?) so I thought I'd let it out:

How to be a Genius Without Even Trying: A Conversation with Adam Carolla

LA Times columnist Meghan Daum deconstructed Adam's sense of humour in a (positive! :-O) article, now he's agreed to come and speak with her at some cultural center.

Everything from "life hammer" rants to junior colleges. 59 minutes :-D

Holy poo poo, she is annoying. Is she supposed to be a journalist? She sounds like just a regular, messed up Loveline caller. Gladly, Adam talks a lot - thanks for this!

# ? Jun 2, 2008 08:33

pilot: Jan 28, 2005; Garbage day is a very dangerous day.

Jubs posted:

So did you listen to the advice that Adam and Drew gave you?

Actually, no. That was my first of many older men and as soon as I turned 17 I started dating a 43 year old. I'm 19 now, and I'm with a 38 year old.

Turns out these guys actually act younger than I do.

# ? Jun 2, 2008 09:56

elwood: Mar 28, 2001; by Smythe

Uhhm, where's Daddy?

# ? Jun 2, 2008 09:57

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

pilot posted:

Actually, no. That was my first of many older men and as soon as I turned 17 I started dating a 43 year old. I'm 19 now, and I'm with a 38 year old.

Turns out these guys actually act younger than I do.

Have you not learned anything?

# ? Jun 2, 2008 12:18

ChubbyEmoBabe: Sep 6, 2003; -=|NMN|=-

Jagfire posted:

Loveline caller is a goon

There have been a few, jokingly or not.

Pilot, guys who date teenagers 1/2 their age are probably not the models of maturity.

# ? Jun 2, 2008 15:08

c0ldfuse: Jun 18, 2004; The pursuit of excellence.

ChubbyEmoBabe posted:

There have been a few, jokingly or not.

Pilot, guys who date teenagers 1/2 their age are probably not the models of maturity.

Do you all think that she is going to actually take your advice anyway? Just another slow trainwreck. Next caller.

# ? Jun 2, 2008 15:21

The Pantheon: Apr 25, 2008; Mmm.

Let's.. heal.. some BABIES.

# ? Jun 2, 2008 16:16

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Tofu Injection posted:

anyone got a link to Adam's list of things to do before he dies? I saw it in the last thread but can't seem to find it now.

Here's a partial list I found:

quote:

*Have to reach up and put my hand over my girlfriend's/wife's mouth from screaming when an enemy is nearby and then put up a 'Shhh' finger to her mouth to quiet her
*Get thrown airborne out of a bar or some sort of establishment
*Dive into a body of water with a knife clenched in my teeth
*Have a skateboard move named after me
*To walk on stage and have someone remove a cape from me
*Have my hands registered as a weapon in a state
*Have some part of my body insured
*Be kicked out of a casino for winning too much
*Receive a large cardboard check
*Save someone from quicksand
*Do the 'fist-stop-hold-up' move, then do the two-fingers-in-the-eye move for 'watch!' then do the 'move out' hand signal, all silently
*Travel in a building's air vents.
*Shoot someone in order to save their life.
*Receive a novelty size 'key to the city'
*Have a girl threaten to kill herself after I break up with her
*Point to a watch underwater
*Have someone successfully start a slow clap for me
*Thwart an ex's wedding
*Stop a crime by throwing something at the criminal, thus knocking him/her out as they attempt to flee
*Closeline a person on a motorcycle, watch the bike careen out of control, then take the bike and peel out
* Make the proclamation, "Release the hounds!"
* Have a wealthy father try to persuade me not ever see his daughter again by offering me a large sum of money

# ? Jun 2, 2008 19:09

ANGRY VIRGIN GAMER: Jul 5, 2007; by The Finn

The Pantheon posted:

Let's.. heal.. some BABIES.

Seriously, Pilot, what the gently caress. I'm gonna go with the abuse prediction.

# ? Jun 2, 2008 19:13

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# ? May 20, 2024 02:42

Grand Fromage: Jan 30, 2006; L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

ANGRY VIRGIN GAMER posted:

Seriously, Pilot, what the gently caress. I'm gonna go with the abuse prediction.

Pilot's almost boring--I want to know what's up with the 43 year old who thinks dating a 17 year old is a good idea. Though I guess the "banging a 17 year old" part probably covers it.

# ? Jun 2, 2008 19:16

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