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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
I'm going to throw in a little Animal Planet action here.

I'm watching the new season of Meerkat Manor (subtitled "The Next Generation") and I really don't like Stockard Channing as the narrator. She's reading the script with all the emotion of someone reciting a telephone book.

Bring back Sean Astin, drat you! :argh:

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the-jam
May 20, 2003

Kick Out the MC5
Anyone looking for some great HD content should check out episode 4 of When We Left Earth, "The Explorers". There's some really high quality footage from the latter lunar missions and Skylab. It's really impressive and awe inspiring. The Apollo 16 stuff with the lunar rover was especially cool.

J33uk
Oct 24, 2005
The Lunar rover looked really really fun and man I wish I could use one of those some day

Conduit for Sale!
Apr 17, 2007

I swear the Science Channel said they weren't going to air Cosmos anymore after the marathon last Sunday, but it's on again today. Did they decide to keep airing it, or did I just hear wrong? I really hope they do keep airing it, my life just isn't the same without the dulcet tones of Carl Sagan's voice to soothe me.

LordOfThePants
Sep 25, 2002

FYI - Shark Week starts this Sunday at 9pm. The Mythbusters are doing another shark show, and it looks like Les Stroud is doing a show called "Surviving Sharks". There's a Shark Week themed Dirty Jobs, and a show called "How not to be shark bait" that will be hosted by Yul from Survivor. The episode guide is here:

http://dsc.discovery.com/convergence/sharkweek/episode-guide/episode-guide.html

And remember kids, live every week like it's Shark Week

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

LordOfThePants posted:

and a show called "How not to be shark bait" that will be hosted by Yul from Survivor.

They should have gotten Tom. Anyone who knows why that is also watches too much dumb reality tv.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Am I the only person alive who has absolutely zero interest in sharks? :(

Edit: Or crab fishing, apparently. I'm very antisocial or something :haw:

Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys
College Slice

Martytoof posted:

Am I the only person alive who has absolutely zero interest in sharks? :(

Edit: Or crab fishing, apparently. I'm very antisocial or something :haw:

You also hate christmas and kittens too, right?

It was entertaining to see a TDK audience cheer when the shark week promo came on in the theater.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Ape Agitator posted:

You also hate christmas and kittens too, right?

I'm a dog person :colbert:

But Christmas :rock: gently caress yeah

Aero737
Apr 30, 2006
Ugh, how did Smash Lab get renewed for another season.

ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC

Aero737 posted:

Ugh, how did Smash Lab get renewed for another season.

People watch dumb poo poo. :smith:

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

LordOfThePants posted:

FYI - Shark Week starts this Sunday at 9pm. The Mythbusters are doing another shark show, and it looks like Les Stroud is doing a show called "Surviving Sharks".

From the Tuned In blog at CNN:

quote:

MythBusters: Shark Special and Surviving Sharks Discovery, 9 p.m. E.T., July 27 & 28

MythBusters uses its second Shark Week special to test tips on how to survive a sea-critter attack. Then Survivorman's Les Stroud makes himself into human chum to explore ... exactly the same thing! Edge to MythBusters, which builds a cool mechanical great white. MythBusters: B- Surviving: C

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

Is anyone else a bit sick of shark week at this point?

It may have something to do with not being 14 anymore, but it just doesn't have the same entertainment value these days.

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Aero737 posted:

Ugh, how did Smash Lab get renewed for another season.

Because they haven't saved the world yet.

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

IRQ posted:

Is anyone else a bit sick of shark week at this point?

It may have something to do with not being 14 anymore, but it just doesn't have the same entertainment value these days.

I just miss the old shark week shows from like the first shark weeks. I still have all the new shows set to record though.

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

DurosKlav posted:

I just miss the old shark week shows from like the first shark weeks. I still have all the new shows set to record though.

Yeah, I'm going to watch it all too, but It was better when it was just sharks wrecking other animals' day. Maybe they should spice it up and do Big rear end Apex Predator Week so we can see bears and big cats mauling stuff too.

ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC

The Human Crouton posted:

Because they haven't saved the world yet.

The latest commercial I saw seemed to suggest that they've dropped this stupid idea, and instead are going with some kind of fake rivalry between cast members to come up with better ideas for making a car survive a fall off of a cliff, etc.

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo

IRQ posted:

Is anyone else a bit sick of shark week at this point?

It may have something to do with not being 14 anymore, but it just doesn't have the same entertainment value these days.

My wife goes nuts for Shark Week, but she's a marine biologist, so there you have it, I guess v:shobon:v

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

ToastyPotato posted:

The latest commercial I saw seemed to suggest that they've dropped this stupid idea, and instead are going with some kind of fake rivalry between cast members to come up with better ideas for making a car survive a fall off of a cliff, etc.

If the cast wasn't so unlikeable, this would be a pretty fun premise for a show.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Does anybody really give a drat about the Tory/Grant/Kari portions of the show? Granted, Kari is nice to look at for the most part, but my friends and I just aren't as interested as we are with Adam and Jamie by a long shot..

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
It all depends on the experiment. There are shows where the build team portions are much more entertaining than Adamn and Jamie's and vice versa. For the most part they're OK :)

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

-Atom- posted:

Does anybody really give a drat about the Tory/Grant/Kari portions of the show? Granted, Kari is nice to look at for the most part, but my friends and I just aren't as interested as we are with Adam and Jamie by a long shot..

They are why Tivo exists.

Especially when we're talking about 2 hour specials.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

IRQ posted:

They are why Tivo exists.

Especially when we're talking about 2 hour specials.

Yeah that's all well and good if you miss the the airing but if you are watching a new episode from the start it then becomes borefest 2008.

LordOfThePants
Sep 25, 2002

DurosKlav posted:

I just miss the old shark week shows from like the first shark weeks. I still have all the new shows set to record though.

I don't know about the rest of this week, but yesterday they were showing old shows from Shark Week all day. There was one show where a guy was trying to hypnotize a great white shark in open water, which I only caught about two minutes of. The rest of the schedule was stuff from years past.

Free Market Gravy
Sep 17, 2005

LordOfThePants posted:

I don't know about the rest of this week, but yesterday they were showing old shows from Shark Week all day. There was one show where a guy was trying to hypnotize a great white shark in open water, which I only caught about two minutes of. The rest of the schedule was stuff from years past.

This is why Shark Week kind of sucks now. They just air one or two new shows mixed in with tons of over-replayed reruns. It also doesn't help that they're trying to pass off old shows as new just because they're in HD now.

Noghri_ViR
Oct 19, 2001

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-Atom- posted:

Does anybody really give a drat about the Tory/Grant/Kari portions of the show? Granted, Kari is nice to look at for the most part, but my friends and I just aren't as interested as we are with Adam and Jamie by a long shot..

Oh I liked them on last nights show. I was hoping that one of them would at least get bit

LordOfThePants
Sep 25, 2002

Just finished watching the Mythbuster's Shark Week special and it was pretty good. They fit a bunch of myths into one episode and it didn't seem like they were dragging any of them out.

There's definitely a recurring theme with the insurance people for the show. Tory, is apparently completely expendable and in any dangerous situation they're totally cool with him testing it out. The insurance people said that Adam could only get "attacked" by the RoboShark if Tory tested it out first and was unharmed. The RoboShark actually ended up being pretty impressive and it looked like a ton of work.

In other Discovery Channel news, it looks like new episodes of Mythbusters, Smash Lab, and Man vs. Wild* will start next week. Mythbusters is doing a myth about tenderizing meat with explosives, so be sure to turn the "science" part of your brain off and divert power to the "explosives" side. There's also a couple new shows, one called "Next World" and "Some Assembly Required" (actually, that last one may not be a new show).

*Wild may include untamed hotel rooms and savage bellhops

ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC

LordOfThePants posted:

Just finished watching the Mythbuster's Shark Week special and it was pretty good. They fit a bunch of myths into one episode and it didn't seem like they were dragging any of them out.

There's definitely a recurring theme with the insurance people for the show. Tory, is apparently completely expendable and in any dangerous situation they're totally cool with him testing it out. The insurance people said that Adam could only get "attacked" by the RoboShark if Tory tested it out first and was unharmed. The RoboShark actually ended up being pretty impressive and it looked like a ton of work.


When the hell did they give that? I thought it was scheduled for Wednesday? Are you talking about the Jaws Special from last year? Because I don't remember much about it to know if you are describing it or not.

the-jam
May 20, 2003

Kick Out the MC5

ToastyPotato posted:

When the hell did they give that? I thought it was scheduled for Wednesday? Are you talking about the Jaws Special from last year? Because I don't remember much about it to know if you are describing it or not.
The new Mythbusters Shark Week special aired last night and new regular episodes start on the 6th (next Wednesday) followed by new episodes of Man vs. Wild at 10PM. Smash Lab starts on the 5th and Some Assembly Required starts on the 7th.

LordOfThePants posted:

There's definitely a recurring theme with the insurance people for the show. Tory, is apparently completely expendable and in any dangerous situation they're totally cool with him testing it out. The insurance people said that Adam could only get "attacked" by the RoboShark if Tory tested it out first and was unharmed. The RoboShark actually ended up being pretty impressive and it looked like a ton of work.
I think that has more to do with Tory's experience as a stunt man. They hired him specifically because he had a lot of experience performing stunts whereas the rest of the crew's experience is more towards making the stunt rigs. Tory's a trained professional Adam is not.

the-jam fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Jul 29, 2008

LordOfThePants
Sep 25, 2002

ToastyPotato posted:

When the hell did they give that? I thought it was scheduled for Wednesday? Are you talking about the Jaws Special from last year? Because I don't remember much about it to know if you are describing it or not.
If you missed the new Mythbuster's shark special last night, I think they're showing it again Wednesday night. It's a two hour episode.

IfYouSeeKay
Jul 21, 2003

I want to feel you from the inside
I saw a preview for the new Smash Lab and it isn't getting any better. In an attempt to "save" a car that is falling off a cliff, they have attached very large air bladders to the outside of the car with steel reinforcing rods that will break off and kill the occupants more quickly. It appears the show is still pretentious and trying to take itself seriously.

I looked at the Discovery web site and it looks like they replaced a couple of the actors with new guys, but they kept Dumb Girl and Dipshit With The Hair. We now have The Reverend and The Artisan instead of the preferable The Roadrunner and The Coyote.

There's a lot of bad shows, but this one actively makes me despise it.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

IfYouSeeKay posted:

In an attempt to "save" a car that is falling off a cliff, they have attached very large air bladders to the outside of the car with steel reinforcing rods that will break off and kill the occupants more quickly.

Who cares about the occupants, WILL THE CAR SURVIVE? :monocle:

Free Market Gravy
Sep 17, 2005

the-jam posted:

I think that has more to do with Tory's experience as a stunt man. They hired him specifically because he had a lot of experience performing stunts whereas the rest of the crew's experience is more towards making the stunt rigs. Tory's a trained professional Adam is not.

Yep. In a movie special, Adam was going to do the "jumping through window awnings" stunt and the insurance people said Tory had to do it instead.

Mrens
Feb 21, 2004

I really liked the shark week Dirty Jobs, the misery of Mike Rowe directly relates to how good a show it is.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
My dislike of Shark Week is far far far outweighed by my mancrush on Mike Rowe and that WAS an amazing episode.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Does anybody know how long Mike Rowe is contracted for with Discovery?

As much as I love him and Dirty Jobs, it just seems like his potential isn't being utilized to it's fullest.

ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC

-Atom- posted:

Does anybody know how long Mike Rowe is contracted for with Discovery?

As much as I love him and Dirty Jobs, it just seems like his potential isn't being utilized to it's fullest.

What else is there for him, really? The show is kinda of perfect for his humor, though he is running out of things to do. He already does a ton of voice over work. I think a talk show would largely be a waste of his talent. Perhaps some kind of travel show?

17thEngineer
Jun 14, 2007

"Deceive to defeat!"
The dirty jobs episode was amazing, I did however get the feeling that this was the one time that he was actually genuinely uncomfortable with the job and the work conditions. Guess he just really doesn't like being cold.

The timing of that crew member falling through the ice also simply could not have been any better.

Niklas Kronwall
Sep 23, 2005

by angerbotSD

ToastyPotato posted:

What else is there for him, really? The show is kinda of perfect for his humor, though he is running out of things to do. He already does a ton of voice over work. I think a talk show would largely be a waste of his talent. Perhaps some kind of travel show?

Mike Rowe is probably one of the most versatile entertainers on the planet, he could probably do any entertainment format and succeed.

Guy went from being on QVC, to being an opera singer, to a voice over specialist, to the hose of a show where he shovels poo poo and hurts himself all day.

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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
Yeah, I don't necessarily want to see him anchoring on CNN or anything, although I'm sure he'd do a loving fantastic job.

Keep sending in those Dirty Jobs, America, and this won't have to be a problem :haw:

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