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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Moist von Lipwig posted:

Was the May 12th show the time Theresa almost cried because of DAG?

Yeah. I think the same thing happened the time before that, too.

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Absolut Mike
Oct 22, 2004

Primae noctis menage a trois.

RitualConfuser posted:

I'm listening the 2001-04-08 show right now that is all about the morning after pill. Jenny from Right to Life is seriously annoying. She is talking about how evil the morning pill is and all birth control pills for that matter. She keeps pulling out "medical facts" which Drew keeps swatting down with actual medical facts and logic. She tried to claim that Japan (?) has a much lower rate of breast cancer than the US because they outlawed birth control. :psyduck:

Edit: the source of the "no not alright" drop is about 64 minutes in at the end of a conversation with a Columbian white supremest caller. He is talking about about how white people should be discouraged from having abortions and non-whites should be should be encouraged to have abortions.

I don't have a "top ten" list or anything, but this is really one of the best episodes of Loveline I can think of.

Ultimos
May 20, 2005

Desert Dwelling Scumbag

Absolut Mike posted:

I don't have a "top ten" list or anything, but this is really one of the best episodes of Loveline I can think of.

It really is. The ironic part is that Drew and Adam rarely suggest abortion, but she looked like a moron thanks to her extreme abstinence and anti-birth control stance.

Best part is when she says she's a virgin.

Absolut Mike
Oct 22, 2004

Primae noctis menage a trois.

Ultimos posted:

It really is. The ironic part is that Drew and Adam rarely suggest abortion, but she looked like a moron thanks to her extreme abstinence and anti-birth control stance.

Best part is when she says she's a virgin.

Dr. Drew rarely gets that "gritting your teeth with anger" voice that Adam does, but when he does do it, it's usually about the fact that these anti-abortion people should be thrilled that the morning after pill could possibly curb abortions in the US by a significant amount if educated and distributed correctly.

I know Adam says it often, but he is right: The anti-abortion/birth control people aren't ant-abortion/birth control, they are pro-telling people what to do. He compares it to the NRA; they aren't pro-civil liberties as he says they claim, they, they are pro-guns.

For a great show, check out the 8/15/02 show. It might be the best rant episodes I've heard, as it contains rants about the above, plus a fantastic diatribe on the city of Burbank

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

Ultimos posted:

It really is. The ironic part is that Drew and Adam rarely suggest abortion, but she looked like a moron thanks to her extreme abstinence and anti-birth control stance.

Best part is when she says she's a virgin.

I thought she said that she wasn't a virgin, but she was encouraging others to be?

Dubious Merit
Apr 25, 2007

Adam's on right now, but it sounds like he's not staying the whole show.

^burtle
Jul 17, 2001

God of Boomin'



Dubious Merit posted:

Adam's on right now, but it sounds like he's not staying the whole show.

I caught some on the way over and it was hilarious listening to Drew trying to be the official host while Adam is just chilling being the guest.

Sir Liquid Jerk
Aug 10, 2002
I have Ham Armor +5!
I don't follow loveline now, was Stryker scheduled to be off?

Edit: listening to a copy, I guess Stryker was scheduled on vacation and Producer Anne was out and Adam just announced he was going to be on and showed up regardless of the fact they have 2 other guests on already.

Sir Liquid Jerk fucked around with this message at 09:34 on Jun 23, 2008

herf
Mar 28, 2008

He has it all, yes he does. He knows how to please in every detail. He can do more than you'd ever imagine, and do it with style. He does it with me. Oh yes he does.
http://www.4shared.com/file/52396180/e9713204/Loveline080622Sun-AdamCarolla.html

There's a copy of the show from Saturday(?) night.

The Pantheon
Apr 25, 2008

Mmm.

herf posted:

http://www.4shared.com/file/52396180/e9713204/Loveline080622Sun-AdamCarolla.html

There's a copy of the show from Saturday(?) night.
Yarrrgh thank you!

Edit: Any higher quality versions available?

Edit 2: Wow. 30 minutes in and each call that has been taken is absolutely retarded.

They can't get out one single question, there are terrible silences in the midst of their sentences oh and thanks for the awful stand-up routine Generic Female Guest #303. Wish it was just Adam + Drew :(

The Pantheon fucked around with this message at 11:19 on Jun 23, 2008

Saerdna
Aug 8, 2004
Are there any signs that Adam might be interested in coming back to Loveline, on a regular or irregular basis?

Sir Liquid Jerk
Aug 10, 2002
I have Ham Armor +5!

The Pantheon posted:


They can't get out one single question, there are terrible silences in the midst of their sentences oh and thanks for the awful stand-up routine Generic Female Guest #303. Wish it was just Adam + Drew :(

The quality parts are Adam completely slamming the girls comedic skill.

Bender
May 12, 2001

Fun Shoe
It was incredibly uncomfortable listening to that episode. It REALLY needs to be just Adam and Drew.

EnsGDT
Nov 9, 2004

~boop boop beep motherfucker~
My copy of The Hammer shipped from amazon yesterday. I can't wait.

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

UltraRed posted:

I thought she said that she wasn't a virgin, but she was encouraging others to be?

No, I believe she said she was and claimed she was looking for the right person. The whole thing came off as really creepy and sad.

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herf
Mar 28, 2008

He has it all, yes he does. He knows how to please in every detail. He can do more than you'd ever imagine, and do it with style. He does it with me. Oh yes he does.

EnsGDT posted:

My copy of The Hammer shipped from amazon yesterday. I can't wait.

Mine shipped on Friday. I've avoided :filez: so I better be rewarded for my altruism, drat it.

confused
Oct 3, 2003

It's just business.
I tried to stick with Loveline after Adam left, but every time I listened to it I ended up turning it off after 1/2 hour or so. I was a devoted Loveline listener for about 9 years, but it just wasn't the same without the Adam / Drew dynamic.

I just happened to be in the car at 10pm last night and so tuned in for the first time in probably 2 years. Talk about a rare treat. It was great to hear them back together again.

Come back, Adam! :-(

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
I'd love to see some statistic for number of listeners when Adam left loveline. I've tried finding some of this stuff to no avail.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Moist von Lipwig posted:

I'd love to see some statistic for number of listeners when Adam left loveline. I've tried finding some of this stuff to no avail.

I don't know any statistics, but my local station that played Loveline dropped it within about six months of Adam leaving.

1000 umbrellas
Aug 25, 2005

We thought we'd base our civilization upon yours, 'cause you're the smartest animals on earth, now ain't you?
Listening to Adam's return right now, and it's striking me as so weird how there's just a completely new generation of Loveline listeners. Nobody who called in recognized his kingly presence, and I just found myself thinking "my God, how can they listen to this show without knowing what it used to be and what this man did for it??"

It's like if you had a kid and you walked in him listening to your old records that he found up in the attic. Very briefly you'd feel such joy and nostalgia, and then he'd say "what is all this old crap?"

DrBagpipes
Nov 21, 2003
I AM A STUPID SHITHEEL

Saerdna posted:

Are there any signs that Adam might be interested in coming back to Loveline, on a regular or irregular basis?

I wouldn't think so. Adam basically took over for Howard Stern on the West Coast. In fact, on the episode where Adam is the guest with Stryker, he and Stryker mention how it's hard to fill someone else's shoes on the level of Adam or Howard and how for the first year or two, you're still trying to get the hang of the show.

Adam's morning show has apparently gotten worlds better and I have faith that Stryker can be a servicable caretaker co-host until they can find someone able to have that same Adam-Drew dynamic.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Adam's not going back. TACS is basically CBS Radio's flagship show now, and the ratings keep climbing.

Saerdna
Aug 8, 2004

DrBagpipes posted:

I wouldn't think so. Adam basically took over for Howard Stern on the West Coast. In fact, on the episode where Adam is the guest with Stryker, he and Stryker mention how it's hard to fill someone else's shoes on the level of Adam or Howard and how for the first year or two, you're still trying to get the hang of the show.

Adam's morning show has apparently gotten worlds better and I have faith that Stryker can be a servicable caretaker co-host until they can find someone able to have that same Adam-Drew dynamic.

It would be great if they got someone with an actual personality who could be funny. I dont hate Stryker, he's just so bland. Didn't they have a whole list of possible great candidates that they ended up throwing away? They need to get back to that list.

Grifter
Jul 24, 2003

I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

Saerdna posted:

It would be great if they got someone with an actual personality who could be funny. I dont hate Stryker, he's just so bland. Didn't they have a whole list of possible great candidates that they ended up throwing away? They need to get back to that list.
What's Christopher Titus up to? I bet he's pretty cheap right now.

Sir Liquid Jerk
Aug 10, 2002
I have Ham Armor +5!
Stryker is a good DJ if you need someone just to throw to songs but he isn't suited for talk. He does strike me as very insecure of his position but I don't have the raw hatred it seems like alot of you have for him.

The Pantheon
Apr 25, 2008

Mmm.
It's not hate, he just reeks of desperation.

You can hear it in the way he speaks, the way he squeezes out jokes that kind of end in a question as if they weren't strong enough to be confidently delivered, and the way he talks exponentially faster than anyone else on the show like.. like if he leaves space callers will break through the phone lines and start to abuse his rear end.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
I have skipped over episodes of Loveline while listening to them at work because Stryker was subbing in for Adam. I can take about 10-15 minutes of him before I just go insane because he's obnoxious. Adam is obnoxious, but he's also clever and funny.

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
Caller: "What are the chances of passing on herpes to my kid?"

Adam: "I dunno, how much sex are you gonna have with him?"

Dude is QUICK. I haven't laughed that hard in a long, long time.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
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sexuality: straight, bi-curious
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Nap Ghost
I just listened to 2003-11-19 with Pink, where Adam has car trouble and so Drew somehow brings in Stryker for the first few minutes of the show. "Desperation" is a good description. Also, it was surprising how flustered Drew seemed by Pink; Drew loves bad radio, but he's not that bad an interviewer, and he seemed genuinely frightened of having to talk to her on his own.

Even so, I enjoyed Stryker's comically abrupt departure when Adam showed up. He basically said, "Heyyyy, here's Adam! Okay bye!" *door slam*

Graham Wellington
May 8, 2008

by Fragmaster
Someone mentioned "top 10" so I'm going to list the best Loveline episodes I've heard, off the top of my head:

- Will Sasso, 2005. Awesome show all around, love Sasso's laugh for some reason. The gay morning zoo bit is hysterical.
- Jay Mohr, 2001. Both Mohr and Carolla are at the top of their game here. Mohr laments the fact that Drew and Adam don't laugh at his jokes, which just sets up more comedy and the rest of the show has a lot of good callbacks.
- Violent J, 2000, I think. A classic show where Violent J makes fun of a rape survivor and where most of his drops originated.
- All DAG shows. None of them are bad, most of them are worth multiple listens.
- All Patton Oswalt & Brian Posehn shows. I think there were 2 or 3 of these shows, and they're all brilliant. Oswalt is a great comedian and very quick on his feet and works great with Carolla.
- All Queens of the Stone Age shows. What's the lead singer's name? Yeah that guy, he's awesome. Hysterical guy.
- All Dicky Barrett/MMB shows. The chemistry between Dicky Barrett and Carolla is classic. And Dicky is sharp, always on his toes with whatever joke Carolla is on about, which is the mark of a good, clever guest. Too many guests will have no clue where Carolla is going, and either make some awful embarrassing joke or just sits back and shuts up.
- The Vandals, 2003. Definitely check out any show with The Vandals, they're great guys. The '03 show was especially memorable.
- Bill Nye, 2003. Bill Nye the Science Guy fits in perfectly with the Loveline theme somehow. It's great to hear Bill squirm during a few anal sex calls. Lots of talk about space exploration and airplanes and whatnot, whole segments with no calls.
- Ron Perlman, 2004. Despite some uncomfortable moments with Carolla rants against religion, it's a pretty drat good show.

Shiggen
Apr 8, 2007

jvsclapius posted:

I just listened to 2003-11-19 with Pink, where Adam has car trouble and so Drew somehow brings in Stryker for the first few minutes of the show. "Desperation" is a good description. Also, it was surprising how flustered Drew seemed by Pink; Drew loves bad radio, but he's not that bad an interviewer, and he seemed genuinely frightened of having to talk to her on his own.

Even so, I enjoyed Stryker's comically abrupt departure when Adam showed up. He basically said, "Heyyyy, here's Adam! Okay bye!" *door slam*

You forgot about how hilarious the part is when Adam plays a Vietnam vet selling insurance. GOLDEN. 53:00

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The Extrapolator
Dec 14, 2006

Now what the fuck are some of these god damn questions?
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Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
The System of a Down shows are awesome.

WDIIA
Jan 14, 2006

K-I-N-G, The AU City Don
I know you heard about me
And this mission I'm on
But not a R-A-T,
I'm just tryin to live on
Not in a penitentiary
I'd rather be rollin chrome

Graham Wellington posted:

- Jay Mohr, 2001. Both Mohr and Carolla are at the top of their game here. Mohr laments the fact that Drew and Adam don't laugh at his jokes, which just sets up more comedy and the rest of the show has a lot of good callbacks.

I'm really going to have to disagree with this. Mohr was bombing so hard that this has to be my most painful Loveline experience. I remember Adam accusing Jay of doing "bits" instead of actually listening to the calls or coming up with anything fresh, and I really agree with that. Of course Adam does this with his usual humor, but I really sensed some anger over using the show to practice his stand-up routine. You're right, the show does pick up: when Drew, Adam, and Anderson start mocking how terrible a guest Mohr has been.

So while it had its moments, I certainly wouldn't call Mohr "being at the top of his game," and I can't say I really enjoyed listening to it. I think there's a lot more genuine hostility there than you picked up on.

Graham Wellington
May 8, 2008

by Fragmaster

WDIIA posted:

I'm really going to have to disagree with this. Mohr was bombing so hard that this has to be my most painful Loveline experience. I remember Adam accusing Jay of doing "bits" instead of actually listening to the calls or coming up with anything fresh, and I really agree with that. Of course Adam does this with his usual humor, but I really sensed some anger over using the show to practice his stand-up routine. You're right, the show does pick up: when Drew, Adam, and Anderson start mocking how terrible a guest Mohr has been.

So while it had its moments, I certainly wouldn't call Mohr "being at the top of his game," and I can't say I really enjoyed listening to it. I think there's a lot more genuine hostility there than you picked up on.
I've listened to that show a hundred times, never once picked up on any of that. And Adam talking about the "bits" was just going along with Mohr's joking about the supposed bits he was doing, which obviously weren't bits. He seriously didn't do ANY bits at all, all of his jokes were just fairly hacky, but Drew and Carolla appreciated it, they just never laugh at any guest because they're not some lovely morning zoo guffawing at everything. Jay even stays around for a while after he's supposed to leave chatting with the guys.

Also didn't hear any joking about Mohr after he left with Anderson.

Graham Wellington fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Jun 26, 2008

DrBagpipes
Nov 21, 2003
I AM A STUPID SHITHEEL

Saerdna posted:

It would be great if they got someone with an actual personality who could be funny. I dont hate Stryker, he's just so bland. Didn't they have a whole list of possible great candidates that they ended up throwing away? They need to get back to that list.

The problem with that list is the suits at CBS. Yeah Stryker is bland, but he's young and edgy and hip and the kids can relate to him. At least, that's how some marketing director saw it.

To me, Stryker has always come across as a little kid going to work with Daddy. He's over-eager, excitable, and has never sounded mature. Drew is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Stryker is... a DJ. Adam had lived a varied enough life to be interesting. Stryker's life seems sterile.

The problem with trying to connect with the Loveline demographic is that anybody who the audience can truly relate to would be a bisexual rape victim addicted to amphetamines. CBS/Westwood One needs to find somebody who's witty and engaging with a little bit of common sense and maybe, just maybe, they'll recapture the magic of the show's peak.

Also, maybe they'll get it back on the air in Orlando.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?
I listen to old Loveline episodes when I drive to work (one episode lasts me about two days, which I've figured out is the perfect listening rate so it never gets stale) and 2004-08-09 (no guest) came up today. The caller at the end (about 10-20 minutes left at the end) is the genuinely craziest guy I've ever heard call in. At first I thought he was just joking or something but they keep him on the line and it becomes obvious he's seriously mentally ill. They said bipolar combined with speed, which sounds about right. At first you can't understand a word he's saying but he eventually slows down to almost human speed... the episode is pretty good in general but that call just put it over the top for me.

Graham Wellington
May 8, 2008

by Fragmaster
Yesterday I listened to an episode where Carolla goes in-depth on his days of teaching traffic school at the "Lettuce Amuse You" comedy traffic school. You can hear his teeth grit the entire time, epic rant.

Bender
May 12, 2001

Fun Shoe
I got a chance to see The Hammer. Nothing great, but still decently funny. Definitely the best non-radio media Carolla's been involved with.

And to weight in on Stryker. Remember Adam reiterating the fact that the executives always wanted him to take "more calls?" It's obviously they had a direction in mind for the show, which meant more Dr. Drew advice, and less entertainment. Why hire someone who has the potential to be interesting and funny, when all you need is a trained monkey who can interview lovely bands and throw it to commercial break?

I think Stryker is the perfect person for what they wanted that show to turn into. It's sad for people who aren't 14 year old, sexually abused crack addicts, though.

Bender fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Jun 27, 2008

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Graham Wellington
May 8, 2008

by Fragmaster
I don't think I ever listened to a Stryker show for more than 10 minutes. But that's probably all you need to grasp his role.

I hope he's at least hosting the show though, because Drew is the absolute worse when in the pilot seat and trying to interview someone. Good lord does he suck at that.

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