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Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

blambert posted:

Dougie Lampkin rides his trails bike around a stately home, pretty impressive.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1iBSwdSf-yc

mind = blown

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Schuepbach
Feb 12, 2004

Video of me doing a lap around the nurburgring. Sorry about the beginning, but a marshall had passed us, and about the shakey video, the passenger had nothing to rest it on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKScKjrznDM

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocQ_R5MO7Vc

HAY GUISE CHECK OUT MY AUTOCROSS MIATA ITS A V6 THATS TOTALLY TURBOCHARGED WITH ITBS AND MAKES WAY MORE POWER THAN A SIMPLE BOLT ON TURBO :v:

AnomalousBoners
Dec 22, 2007

by Ozma

deviant. posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocQ_R5MO7Vc

HAY GUISE CHECK OUT MY AUTOCROSS MIATA ITS A V6 THATS TOTALLY TURBOCHARGED WITH ITBS AND MAKES WAY MORE POWER THAN A SIMPLE BOLT ON TURBO :v:

I saw this a while ago and couldn't finished this then either. His voice and smug sense of self satisfaction is just too much. I didn't hear him say it was turbo though. Obviously with LTHs and open ITBs it couldn't be.

Meathole
Jul 25, 2007
Boy's have penises and girls have vaginas

deviant. posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocQ_R5MO7Vc

HAY GUISE CHECK OUT MY AUTOCROSS MIATA ITS A V6 THATS TOTALLY TURBOCHARGED WITH ITBS AND MAKES WAY MORE POWER THAN A SIMPLE BOLT ON TURBO :v:

This guy just has that autocrosser LOOK to him. I've been to a few autocrosses just for fun(think backwoods just for fun type of thing), and all of the "serious" guys come across just like this guy. They all think their loving Neon or old decrepit TVR or rusty Celica is the BEST drat CAR IN THE WORLD. They can't even enjoy the sport because they spend so much time bullshitting about how they missed that apex and how an extra 2 horsepower would give them the win. If you ever want to really piss this type off, just go to an autocross and slide your car around a bit in the turns. Tire smoke will make them plot to murder you because IT'S NOT THE FASTEST WAY AROUND THE TRACK, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE IN MY MG! HOLD ON, I HAVE TO ADD OIL TO IT AND PUSH START IT!

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
My bad, it was turbocharged...but then he swapped in a V6 for no discernible gain in power. :psypop:

D C
Jun 20, 2004

1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING
1-800-HOTLINEBLING

deviant. posted:

My bad, it was turbocharged...but then he swapped in a V6 for no discernible gain in power. :psypop:

Yeah when he said "180hp to the ground", I got confused, then realized I was wasting my time watching it.

The gauges dont even work.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

deviant. posted:

My bad, it was turbocharged...but then he swapped in a V6 for no discernible gain in power. :psypop:
maybe the turbo setup kept breaking.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

kimbo305 posted:

maybe the turbo setup kept breaking.

Going by his apparent mechanical (and driving) skill, I wouldn't be surprised.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Nah, I cant be mean :(

shy boy from chess club fucked around with this message at 08:19 on Jul 14, 2008

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Pipkin posted:

Nah, I cant be mean :(

Why not? None of the rest of us seem to have a problem with it :v:

Muffinpox
Sep 7, 2004

deviant. posted:

Why not? None of the rest of us seem to have a problem with it :v:

Give him some time, he's only been registered 3 days. He still feels compassion.

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Muffinpox posted:

Give him some time, he's only been registered 3 days. He still feels compassion.

My post sounded like something from the Vortex, I didnt want to be that guy.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Pipkin posted:

My post sounded like something from the Vortex, I didnt want to be that guy.

as long as you're parodying it, I have no problem. Allow me to whore my own autocross video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjnR1AkX9uU

Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.
Remember the thread about that 57 Plymouth time capsule gone wrong? I found an update on the preservation effort -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNPx8jKX1fA

Looks surprisingly good, but check out how weak the trunk lid looks when he lifts it.

oxbrain
Aug 18, 2005

Put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip and come on up to the mothership.
Velomobile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5vMSAR_OHM
:siren: WARNING, LISTENING TO THIS SONG MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR MENTAL HEALTH!! :siren:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOz2tKPUf_0

oxbrain fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Jul 15, 2008

XCPuff
Nov 26, 2005

FEAR THIS MAN

Oh man, its stuck in my head now. Thanks a lot.


:(

EL Bombastico
Oct 13, 2004

* power up
old school Best Motoring Sports Wagon race! (includes Volvos)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD1fGKIScnw

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl

EL Bombastico posted:

old school Best Motoring Sports Wagon race! (includes Volvos)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD1fGKIScnw

An RS6 vs. a V70 T5? You've got to be joking. I drive a C70 that has the same T5 engine, and it's not exactly "sporty". It's nice (though not exactly my cup of tea), but you're not going to win any races with that.

bung
Dec 14, 2004

Kinetic sculpture at the BMW Museum

TheGoatTrick
Aug 1, 2002

Semi-aquatic personification of unstoppable douchery

deviant. posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocQ_R5MO7Vc

HAY GUISE CHECK OUT MY AUTOCROSS MIATA ITS A V6 THATS TOTALLY TURBOCHARGED WITH ITBS AND MAKES WAY MORE POWER THAN A SIMPLE BOLT ON TURBO :v:
At least it sounds amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toughTZ9PIw

Poing
Jul 25, 2001

Gaze into my eyes...

blambert posted:

Dougie Lampkin rides his trials bike around a stately home, pretty impressive.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1iBSwdSf-yc
I can do 98% of that on my XC mountain bike and I'm mediocre at trials. That's just a weak stunt with no content.

Here's an equally mediocre vid of trials: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPNQAZMVOA

fishmech_1.1_RC
Jul 22, 2003

Where's the part where they ride up the spiral staircase?

I wish there was an automotive version of :goonsay:

thealphabetsez
Jun 1, 2004

el topo posted:

An RS6 vs. a V70 T5? You've got to be joking. I drive a C70 that has the same T5 engine, and it's not exactly "sporty". It's nice (though not exactly my cup of tea), but you're not going to win any races with that.

LOL, I thought that to myself. I then remembered we are talking about the Japanese equivalent of Car & Driver in terms of bias.

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
Remember kids, always use the right tool for the job.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ_bp2Q0xTw&feature=related
:v:

Dat Kush
Aug 21, 2007

presidential shit

Simkin posted:

Remember kids, always use the right tool for the job.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ_bp2Q0xTw&feature=related
:v:

Holy poo poo....That last jump was killer. Im surprised hes alive after that.

Daddy Fantastic
Jun 22, 2002

For the glory of FYAD
strong winds:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x12YNhqNHg8&feature=related

Muffinpox
Sep 7, 2004

Simkin posted:

Remember kids, always use the right tool for the job.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ_bp2Q0xTw&feature=related
:v:

Hah, I was watching that and thought that a bike landing on you in a foam pit must be really painful but thats even better.

hippynerd
Nov 5, 2004

by Ozma
I spin mah tire (and the drat camera!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOYTyI-VM34

The tire spin is pretty standard, The more interesting part is that Im rolling up a fairly steep incline in second gear idling, I never touched the gas pedal until the tires hit pavement.

AnomalousBoners
Dec 22, 2007

by Ozma

hippynerd posted:

I spin mah tire (and the drat camera!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOYTyI-VM34

The tire spin is pretty standard, The more interesting part is that Im rolling up a fairly steep incline in second gear idling, I never touched the gas pedal until the tires hit pavement.

Sorry man but that was terrible.
-Bad music
-Wreckless driving on public roads
-Way to long for 5 seconds of action
-Thats not interesting

eggyolk
Nov 8, 2007



If theres one thing I absolutely cannot stand in videos its that dull thwacking sound of camera plastic and straps rattling around. Jesus christ.

thealphabetsez
Jun 1, 2004

hippynerd posted:

I spin mah tire (and the drat camera!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOYTyI-VM34

The tire spin is pretty standard, The more interesting part is that Im rolling up a fairly steep incline in second gear idling, I never touched the gas pedal until the tires hit pavement.

There is nothing LOL about that poo poo. 1:30 of utter nonsense with odd music.

pacheco
May 2, 2005

Always bet on Duke.

hippynerd posted:

I spin mah tire (and the drat camera!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOYTyI-VM34

The tire spin is pretty standard, The more interesting part is that Im rolling up a fairly steep incline in second gear idling, I never touched the gas pedal until the tires hit pavement.

that video blew, what the gently caress were you thinking? it was like a minute of you driving a lovely car with the camera rattling around then all you do is a 360...

TAG BODY SPRAY
Jan 25, 2006

hippynerd posted:

I spin mah tire (and the drat camera!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOYTyI-VM34

The tire spin is pretty standard, The more interesting part is that Im rolling up a fairly steep incline in second gear idling, I never touched the gas pedal until the tires hit pavement.

Wow, this video was as entertaining as watching Nascar.

lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

Schuepbach posted:

Video of me doing a lap around the nurburgring. Sorry about the beginning, but a marshall had passed us, and about the shakey video, the passenger had nothing to rest it on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKScKjrznDM

Are you not allowed to video the ring or something?

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Lilbeefer posted:

Are you not allowed to video the ring or something?

From what I hear, no. Same with clear cases of using stopwatches, dashboard counter clocks, etc.

....Because it might make you try to drive fast. On the Nurburgring. Heavens forbid! :v:

baby_starfish
Dec 21, 2006
boys are stupid, throw rocks at them

Ak Gara posted:

From what I hear, no. Same with clear cases of using stopwatches, dashboard counter clocks, etc.

....Because it might make you try to drive fast. On the Nurburgring. Heavens forbid! :v:

Actually they never gave an official reason for the ban on video. Lap timing isn't banned, but it is frowned upon.

lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

It is a bit strange if there isn't a ban on videotaping when you are driving on a normal road. I was under the impression that the 'ring was classed as a standard road in Germany had the same rules.

So what job do the marshalls have? Just checking out people aren't speeding and aren't videotaping?

Interesting.

edit: I just found out why stopwatches and timing are looked down upon (if it wasn't obvious enough) at the 'ring

WIKIPEDIA posted:

Drivers interested in lap times (a dangerous thing to worry about, as running stop watches are frequently found in crashed vehicles) often time themselves from the first bridge after the barriers to the last gantry before the exit. In the event of an accident, the local police are known to make note of any timing devices present (stopwatches, etc.) in the police report. Consequently, the driver's insurance coverage may be voided leaving the driver fully liable for any and all damage. Normal, non-racing, non-timed driving accidents should be covered by driver's insurance, but it is increasingly common for UK insurers especially to put in exclusion clauses that mean drivers and riders have third-party cover only. Accidents are common, though, and those considering driving around the Nordschleife should read the rules that apply, as well as the "do's" and "don'ts". The 'ring has caught many people out. There is very little run-off and the armco barrier will be hit at almost any speed, should a vehicle leave the tarmac.

Sorry for the off topic, but this page has piqued my interest.

lilbeefer fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Jul 20, 2008

weirdly chilly pussy
Oct 6, 2007

Not a youtube, but this is one badass hood ornament right here:

http://www.iltalehti.fi/nettitv/?27999037
(Finnish news site)

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DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003

Armco posted:

Not a youtube, but this is one badass hood ornament right here:

http://www.iltalehti.fi/nettitv/?27999037
(Finnish news site)

Belongs on a Cobra :haw:

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