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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Creative Convention > The Three Word Story - a collaborative effort at writing.
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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
wedged like thongs

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Portable Staplefrog
May 21, 2007

 unless they must.

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TinuvielDancing
Jun 19, 2008
 Of course thongs

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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
barely conceal undulating

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TinuvielDancing
Jun 19, 2008
 neon electric eels

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Very Strange Things
May 21, 2008
 -at least not

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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
without robot-sandwhiches.

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Fuzz Boxer
Apr 28, 2007

sticking with whatever fails
"Hey, where's the

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SeriousSirrus
Apr 29, 2008

Riven crabs are the best crabs!
ketchup and mustard?"

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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
Waldo shouted between

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Portable Staplefrog
May 21, 2007

 slow, robotic bites

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Sir Braden
Oct 16, 2003

The unicorns rule the kingdom of Myheartlandia.
"This tastes like

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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
that time my

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crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

I

AM

MAGNIFICENT





 sister baked vomit

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TinuvielDancing
Jun 19, 2008
 coated in almonds

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Sir Braden
Oct 16, 2003

The unicorns rule the kingdom of Myheartlandia.
and time flakes.

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Fuzz Boxer
Apr 28, 2007

sticking with whatever fails
Ahhh the memories."

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Heisanevilgenius
Sep 2, 2007
 But enough about

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TinuvielDancing
Jun 19, 2008
 that. Remember Steve?

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Very Strange Things
May 21, 2008
 By now, Steve's

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Portable Staplefrog
May 21, 2007

 in Minnesota with

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TinuvielDancing
Jun 19, 2008
 his ex-girlfriend's dog

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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
who is actually

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Fuzz Boxer
Apr 28, 2007

sticking with whatever fails
about ready to

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Pastor Travis
Jun 5, 2008
 get neutered, because

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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
he won't stop

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korou
Jul 22, 2008
 falling asleep. Steve

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Zank Frappa
Oct 16, 2006
Freak me out Frank.

 felt his haemorrhoids

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Fuzz Boxer
Apr 28, 2007

sticking with whatever fails
expand and contract

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Portable Staplefrog
May 21, 2007

 with the tides

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crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

I

AM

MAGNIFICENT





 from his scrotum.

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eeboweebo
Nov 17, 2005

Behold Duke Nukem
And die a painful death
Hail to the King, baby.
What could be

* # ? Jul 26, 2008 03:43
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Sir Braden
Oct 16, 2003

The unicorns rule the kingdom of Myheartlandia.
more magically erotic.

* # ? Jul 26, 2008 06:01
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Fuzz Boxer
Apr 28, 2007

sticking with whatever fails
Steve thought about

* # ? Jul 26, 2008 06:07
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TinuvielDancing
Jun 19, 2008
 subterranean dumpster slugs

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Sir Braden
Oct 16, 2003

The unicorns rule the kingdom of Myheartlandia.
dipped in chocolate

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Portable Staplefrog
May 21, 2007

 and died peacefully.

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Pastor Travis
Jun 5, 2008
 You might not

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Fuzz Boxer
Apr 28, 2007

sticking with whatever fails
believe he died

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Blackjack Davey
Jul 12, 2008

Twenty miles out of town
in cold irons bound
in a tuxedo

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