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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Creative Convention > The Three Word Story - a collaborative effort at writing.
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Fuzz Boxer
Apr 28, 2007

sticking with whatever fails
once owned by

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Little Egypt
Jun 26, 2007
 actor, Jackie Chan

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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
when he starred

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Fuzz Boxer
Apr 28, 2007

sticking with whatever fails
in commercials for

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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
repeated stabbing victims'

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Sir Braden
Oct 16, 2003

The unicorns rule the kingdom of Myheartlandia.
battling juvenile diabetes.

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Toastmaker
Jul 12, 2004

crazy as a fish with titties
"Why haven't you

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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
finished lightbulbing that

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Heisanevilgenius
Sep 2, 2007
 meerkat, you piece

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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
of sweet, sweet

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Positive Housemouse
Jun 5, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Ham Pants posted:

of sweet, sweet

Fortune cookie rear end

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Sir Braden
Oct 16, 2003

The unicorns rule the kingdom of Myheartlandia.
Meanwhile, in the

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Fuzz Boxer
Apr 28, 2007

sticking with whatever fails
hearts of children

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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
, bastards were within

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eeboweebo
Nov 17, 2005

Behold Duke Nukem
And die a painful death
Hail to the King, baby.
just waiting to

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dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
unionize. They had

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Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?
a pocket full

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TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

 of dreams, and

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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
a colon full

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Lord Nibbler
Feb 13, 2008

by angerbotSD
of rusty nickels.

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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
Needless to say

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TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

 they had contracted

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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
jungle fever, and

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eeboweebo
Nov 17, 2005

Behold Duke Nukem
And die a painful death
Hail to the King, baby.
went hog wild

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Pastor Travis
Jun 5, 2008
 I grabbed the

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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
handle, pustulent and

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Sir Braden
Oct 16, 2003

The unicorns rule the kingdom of Myheartlandia.
famine and death.

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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
Strange friendships, I

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Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh
 mused aloud, while

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TinuvielDancing
Jun 19, 2008
 looking for teeth

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dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
of the correct

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Sir Braden
Oct 16, 2003

The unicorns rule the kingdom of Myheartlandia.
flavour and texture.

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Portable Staplefrog
May 21, 2007

 I asked Tedford

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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
"Which spoon must

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Positive Housemouse
Jun 5, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
we sacrifice tonight?"

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TinuvielDancing
Jun 19, 2008
 Gesticulating wildly, Tedford

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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
spilled his bowels

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Portable Staplefrog
May 21, 2007

 in the bowl.

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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
"I understand, Tedford."

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Wizard of Wang
Aug 8, 2004
 Slowly he turned

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