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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Creative Convention > The Three Word Story - a collaborative effort at writing.
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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
. He saw the

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Mewtwentyseven
Jul 17, 2008
 Ice Cube maker

"The common mistake people make when trying to dsign something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams

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TinuvielDancing
Jun 19, 2008
 break into dance

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Mewtwentyseven
Jul 17, 2008
 of The Macarena.

"The common mistake people make when trying to dsign something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Douglas Adams

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Wizard of Wang
Aug 8, 2004
 He unzipped his

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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
highschool pencil case,

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Vegetable Man
Nov 28, 2003

WHEREVER PARTICULAR PEOPLE CONGREGATE
and wore it

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eeboweebo
Nov 17, 2005

Behold Duke Nukem
And die a painful death
Hail to the King, baby.
like a sombrero

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Vegetable Man
Nov 28, 2003

WHEREVER PARTICULAR PEOPLE CONGREGATE
atop his anus

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Ham Pants
Apr 22, 2008

"HEADS! I eat a big ham sandwiche! TAILS! I work out!"
HamPants, HamPants the movie, 2009
swollen with ticks.

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Fuzz Boxer
Apr 28, 2007

sticking with whatever fails
"Time to go

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crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

I

AM

MAGNIFICENT





 eat that baby,

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Wizard of Wang
Aug 8, 2004
 bring the sauce

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Fuzz Boxer
Apr 28, 2007

sticking with whatever fails
you made from

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eeboweebo
Nov 17, 2005

Behold Duke Nukem
And die a painful death
Hail to the King, baby.
the sacrificial virgins

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Wizard of Wang
Aug 8, 2004
 last evening in

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Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
line for Batman.

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eeboweebo
Nov 17, 2005

Behold Duke Nukem
And die a painful death
Hail to the King, baby.
Meanwhile, in the

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Clarence Darrow
Dec 29, 2006

The Fate of Western Civilization depends on the Republic of Alaska asserting it's territorial rights.
Dark Bat Cave

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Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
ACLU attorneys were

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minkis!
Mar 19, 2004

Imagine, if you will, VADER HALEN!
plotting the annual

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eeboweebo
Nov 17, 2005

Behold Duke Nukem
And die a painful death
Hail to the King, baby.
million man lawsuit

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Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
vs. Light Bat

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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
, which they always

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Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
did. This annoyed

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Heisanevilgenius
Sep 2, 2007
 Percival, whose spleen

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minute
Jul 31, 2003

 had no lawyer

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erik the davis
Oct 30, 2003

George Bush is a gangsta, JF Kerry is a wanksta.
, slowly unbuttoned his

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Pastor Travis
Jun 5, 2008
 shirt to let

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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
his chest hair

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JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
flutter freely in

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eeboweebo
Nov 17, 2005

Behold Duke Nukem
And die a painful death
Hail to the King, baby.
the afternoon breeze.

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Heisanevilgenius
Sep 2, 2007
 Because of toasters,

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Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
his chastity device

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Heisanevilgenius
Sep 2, 2007
 imploded, sending countless

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centax
Sep 18, 2007

Sausages
stinging barbs ripping

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Heisanevilgenius
Sep 2, 2007
 through Duke Nukem's

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Wizard of Wang
Aug 8, 2004
 finely tuned genitals.

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bipolarbear
Jun 15, 2005

Droppin the Funk Bomb!
Overcome with Weltschmerz

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Velociraper
Apr 6, 2008

by hoodrow trillson
everyone ejaculated uncontrollably.

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