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FronzelNeekburm posted:This one had me laughing the entire time. What causes stomachaches? Obviously not skipping lunch and buying soda and cookies and candy, but eating too quickly! What the hell was up with his breakfast anyway? Some kind of cereal, eggs, bacon, toast, orange juice and milk. And they expect the kid to eat ALL of it?
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muscles like this? posted:What the hell was up with his breakfast anyway? Some kind of cereal, eggs, bacon, toast, orange juice and milk. And they expect the kid to eat ALL of it? It's all a part of a well-balanced breakfast! When I was a kid, breakfast was either: 1. bowl of cold cereal, 2. 2 scrambled eggs w/toast & milk, or 3. pancakes w/syrup & OJ
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# ? Nov 2, 2008 17:47 |
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I went to Cinematic Titanic last night with a few friends and we absolutely loved it. They re-riffed Santa Clause Conquers the Martians and it was absolutely hilarious. Completely new riffs. It was worth the $30 bucks. I was going to stay around and talk to the cast but it looked like a lot of people were going to be in line for purchasing memorabilia and getting it signed. It was a good night all around though. I think it might have even surpassed the original.
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# ? Nov 2, 2008 18:07 |
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Pemmican posted:They got away with a few "shits" during MST3K: The Movie. Definitely though, they try to keep their material at about PG-13, around the range of a TV-broadcast of an R rated film. This is one of the things I love about them from a craft standpoint - throwing in "gently caress" is just about the cheapest possible way of getting a laugh, it requires almost no thought or talent at all. Of course it's possible to use swearing cleverly, but that's a rare and special thing.
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Bert Fegg posted:This is one of the things I love about them from a craft standpoint - throwing in "gently caress" is just about the cheapest possible way of getting a laugh, it requires almost no thought or talent at all. Of course it's possible to use swearing cleverly, but that's a rare and special thing. Totally agree. In the very last MST3K episode (Diabolik) the main bad guy is in a yacht and sees a power boat heading towards the yacht. Casually he says, "Is that Stud...coming?" referring to one of his henchmen, Stud. Of course you could make an over the top joke about cum and all that, but Crow merely shakes his head in shock and says "Excuse me?!?!" It's really all that's needed and it represents the high road in humor.
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# ? Nov 2, 2008 18:46 |
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Bert Fegg posted:This is one of the things I love about them from a craft standpoint - throwing in "gently caress" is just about the cheapest possible way of getting a laugh, it requires almost no thought or talent at all. Of course it's possible to use swearing cleverly, but that's a rare and special thing. Aye; they'd probably only use the ol' F-bomb only if they were quoting a source, like a line from another movie. It'd be great if both riffing franchises did a "Late Nite" series of material where they could swear (but with class) and throw in more sexual humor, or other things they couldn't have done on Comedy Central or Sci-Fi. "Adults only," but poo poo, kids know dem words anyway.
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# ? Nov 4, 2008 09:28 |
Rifftrax.com has been redesigned, the Rifftrax DIY has come back, and the iRiff system is underway. The following titles are available for the initial launch: Speed Tron The Core Gamera: Guardian of the Universe Stargate Atlantis- Rising Star Trek Voyager: Caretaker Star Trek: The Motion Picture Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan Impostor Anaconda Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet Dune Star Wars: A New Hope Destroy All Planets Bloody Pit of Horror Boys Beware Friday The 13th The Relaxed Wife Super Mario Bros. Street Fighter: The Movie Mazes and Monsters
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I'm digging the new look.
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# ? Nov 11, 2008 00:39 |
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Behonkiss posted:Rifftrax.com has been redesigned, the Rifftrax DIY has come back, and the iRiff system is underway. The following titles are available for the initial launch: The redesign is fairly hideous. I hate rollover text on sites.
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# ? Nov 11, 2008 00:41 |
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Oh yeah, new rifftrax coming up. This Wednesday I'm skipping this. I'm tired of comic book movie riffs.
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# ? Nov 11, 2008 06:48 |
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But.. but... Magneto! Cerebro!
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# ? Nov 11, 2008 08:57 |
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Kenderama posted:But.. but... That wore out its welcome after the first hundred times they said it.
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# ? Nov 11, 2008 09:07 |
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Gaseous Snake posted:That wore out its welcome after the first hundred times they said it. I dunno. I still laugh - however I do remember it getting old during viewing. So with distance it retains humor to me.
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# ? Nov 11, 2008 09:14 |
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Behonkiss posted:Rifftrax.com has been redesigned, the Rifftrax DIY has come back, and the iRiff system is underway. Unfortunately it's taking them for-loving-ever to approve my iRiff video
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# ? Nov 11, 2008 10:53 |
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Gaseous Snake posted:That wore out its welcome after the first hundred times they said it. I loved it when they brought it back in Harry Potter and Mike and Bill got mad at Kevin for trying to horn in on THEIR joke.
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# ? Nov 11, 2008 14:37 |
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Oh god Netflix FINALLY sent me The Happening and oh my God it was one of their best. Also, how could anyone watch that piece of poo poo without Rifftrax??
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# ? Nov 11, 2008 15:42 |
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The best X-men joke was "Up up and agay!"
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# ? Nov 11, 2008 19:30 |
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Candy Dawn posted:Oh god Netflix FINALLY sent me The Happening and oh my God it was one of their best. Also, how could anyone watch that piece of poo poo without Rifftrax?? By eating lots and lots of hot dogs Anyway, I thought Indy IV was a terrible waste of time and possibly the dumbest movie of 2008, but then I watched the Happening and, welp. What I'm astonished did not get a comment was the total lack of reaction by the bystanders. "Huh. Yep, you just plunged a hairpin in your throat. You know, chili would be great for dinner tonight."
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# ? Nov 12, 2008 00:33 |
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My iRiffs Superman in Japoteurs is finally up. C'mon! It's only a buck! Give it a shot!
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# ? Nov 12, 2008 07:34 |
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Gavok posted:My iRiffs Superman in Japoteurs is finally up. I don't think there is a funnier two-word phrase in the English language than "bunt cake"
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# ? Nov 12, 2008 08:11 |
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Candy Dawn posted:Oh god Netflix FINALLY sent me The Happening and oh my God it was one of their best. Also, how could anyone watch that piece of poo poo without Rifftrax?? Goons will watch anything after a night of drinking we sobered up pretty fast
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# ? Nov 12, 2008 12:41 |
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X-Men 2 rifftrax is out! I know what I'm doing with the rest of my night.
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# ? Nov 13, 2008 01:45 |
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Alan Smithee posted:Goons will watch anything after a night of drinking I've never heard a room go from drunken laughter to deathly silence so fast.
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# ? Nov 13, 2008 02:01 |
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Just watched Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer for the first time. Wow what a cliche clunker but a very good edition of Rifftrax. Classic MST3K crew and some top notch lines. "I excrete Clearasil"
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# ? Nov 14, 2008 03:15 |
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Seems they're selling the shorts as a DVD collection now. There's even a new short on it which is annoying because I've already bought all of the available shorts as they came out and don't want/need a DVD version of them.
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# ? Nov 18, 2008 00:17 |
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muscles like this? posted:Seems they're selling the shorts as a DVD collection now. There's even a new short on it which is annoying because I've already bought all of the available shorts as they came out and don't want/need a DVD version of them. I read that they were "thinking about it" once on their forums so I stopped buying the shorts all together. Now I can have them all at once! Bahahahaha!
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# ? Nov 18, 2008 00:23 |
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Actually reading some more its not all of the shorts, just the "Best" although they say Vol 1 so they'll probably release the rest on DVD. Here's the list of what's going to be coming out though: Down and Out Patriotism Buying Food Right or Wrong Drugs are Like That Skipper Learns a Lesson The Trouble With Women It Must be the Neighbors with the extra short Shake Hands with Danger. Also there's some weird 3-D animated avatars for Mike, Kevin and Bill.
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# ? Nov 18, 2008 00:31 |
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muscles like this? posted:Actually reading some more its not all of the shorts, just the "Best" although they say Vol 1 so they'll probably release the rest on DVD. Here's the list of what's going to be coming out though: Bahahaha...ha...ha... Aw crap.
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# ? Nov 18, 2008 00:40 |
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Its also definitely cheaper to buy them on their own than the DVD which is just 9 shorts for $14.95. While each short is just $.99 each.
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# ? Nov 18, 2008 01:43 |
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bonestructure posted:X-Men 2 rifftrax is out! I know what I'm doing with the rest of my night. The first X-men movie rifftrax was hilarious. This one wasn't nearly as funny. I found myself concentrating more on the movie dialogue at a certain point.
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# ? Nov 18, 2008 02:00 |
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muscles like this? posted:Its also definitely cheaper to buy them on their own than the DVD which is just 9 shorts for $14.95. While each short is just $.99 each. I wonder if they'll offer the bonus short on its own? It would suck otherwise.
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# ? Nov 18, 2008 02:01 |
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I have a feeling they'll EVENTUALLY put out the new short on its own because that's bullshit for people who have been supporting them all this time. Maybe they could do some thing where if you've already bought the rest of the shorts they'll let you purchase the new one. Their system keeps track of what you've bought so it shouldn't be that hard to do.
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muscles like this? posted:I have a feeling they'll EVENTUALLY put out the new short on its own because that's bullshit for people who have been supporting them all this time. Maybe, as a twisted joke, when they release the short on its own it'll cost the price of the DVD minus the price of the other individual shorts. Maybe a dollar less as a Super-Fun-Ultra-Wacky Discount(TM). If it were up to me, I'd consider doing something like that, but I'm an rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Nov 18, 2008 05:08 |
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Actually I just ordered the shorts DVD. Sure it's more expensive than buying them alone (and the new CGI overlay looks kind of lame on the new one), but this is a really good gift. My dad used to love MST3K when it was on TV and these shorts are from his era, the kind of things he had to watch growing up, so getting a bunch in DVD form so he can watch it easily on his TV is right up his alley. It definitely isn't aimed at those of us who use a PC as our media center or roll our own audio tracks.
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# ? Nov 19, 2008 23:15 |
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Gaseous Snake posted:I read that they were "thinking about it" once on their forums so I stopped buying the shorts all together. Now I can have them all at once! Bahahahaha! I was surprised to find that their forums have 8000+ registered members.
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# ? Nov 19, 2008 23:38 |
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Mein Eyes! posted:I was surprised to find that their forums have 8000+ registered members. The info club had over 100,000 members at one point, so I'm surprised the number is this low considering how many computer geeks were/are fans.
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# ? Nov 20, 2008 02:16 |
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Fan forums are hard to have a decent discussion since they mostly just circle jerk over the product.
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# ? Nov 20, 2008 03:24 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:The info club had over 100,000 members at one point, so I'm surprised the number is this low considering how many computer geeks were/are fans. You'd be surprised how many MST3K fans don't know about rifftrax. I walked into a comic book store last year and overheard the employees talking about MST3K. As I was paying for my books I told them about rifftrax and they had no idea the guys behind MST3K were doing anything these days.
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# ? Nov 20, 2008 09:05 |
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Sadly that X-Men 2 riff was pretty weak as was the Indiana Jones one in my opinion. They can coast along on the good-will from The Happening for all eternity though, so I'm not worried they are slipping or anything.
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# ? Nov 20, 2008 09:25 |
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Risky posted:You'd be surprised how many MST3K fans don't know about rifftrax. I walked into a comic book store last year and overheard the employees talking about MST3K. As I was paying for my books I told them about rifftrax and they had no idea the guys behind MST3K were doing anything these days. Do you think they still have access to the info club?
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