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ExtremeODD
Jul 16, 2005
Well this originally was with cars and this 2nd vid is half messing with cars heh

Invisible rope part 2

Watch out, NWS ad/ads

http://poststuff4.entensity.net/010509/flash.php?media=rope.flv

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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Z3n posted:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=149591547420663477&hl=en

Oh god, it's so bad.

Bonus for the comments saying (HOST). It's like every guido/musclehead/low self esteem stereotype come to life.

While I don't dispute the fact that car's definitely a chick car (does that mean it'll help you get chicks?) and I strangely really like the outside, everything else in that clip induced a nice laugh from me.

frozenphil
Mar 13, 2003

YOU CANNOT MAKE A MISTAKE SO BIG THAT 80 GRIT CAN'T FIX IT!
:smug:

destructo posted:

STREET RACER TRAILER!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkSpowTU3YU

I'm watching the full movie right now, it's absolutely awful. It takes a lot to get 3/10 on IMDB, but oh did they earn it.

Where do Hollywood assholes and TV news reporters get the idea that street racing involves actually racing through the city in America? Maybe some other countries do it like that, but over here I've never seen any type of race on the street other than a drag race. If your area has a dedicated scene then the spots they race at (industrial parks mostly) are as safe for the public at large as it can get. The only people in danger at most street races are the people racing and the morons who put themselves in danger by standing alongside the "track".

Ninja Dan
Jun 28, 2005

Barn door's open!
mini van monster truck?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7db1rmfEhlg&NR=1

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

frozenphil posted:

Where do Hollywood assholes and TV news reporters get the idea that street racing involves actually racing through the city in America?

I'm not sure a street drag race movie would be as exciting.

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

Z3n posted:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=149591547420663477&hl=en

Oh god, it's so bad.

Bonus for the comments saying (HOST). It's like every guido/musclehead/low self esteem stereotype come to life.

why the gently caress do american car shows just repeat statistics like it's a marketing brochure, i loving hate it

AnomalousBoners
Dec 22, 2007

by Ozma

kimbo305 posted:

I'm not sure a street drag race movie would be as exciting.

IIRC 1320Video released some fairly popular street racing DVDs.

http://www.youtube.com/user/1320video?ob=1

AnomalousBoners
Dec 22, 2007

by Ozma

Crustashio posted:

why the gently caress do american car shows just repeat statistics like it's a marketing brochure, i loving hate it

That is not an American car show. I have never seen it before and it is god awful. That's not to say there's anything that compares to top gear here or anything like that just saying that's substandard even for America.

EDIT
Sorry, double post

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

RealKyleH posted:

That is not an American car show. I have never seen it before and it is god awful. That's not to say there's anything that compares to top gear here or anything like that just saying that's substandard even for America.

EDIT
Sorry, double post

This is where i'd link that awful lexus IS-F review which is on the same lovely level (if I could find it). They're all undeniably bad, and the ones here in canada are probably even worse. I'm just curious why 95% of NA review shows are "spec sheet + shots of it driving slowly down a country lane". Doesn't have to be top gear entertaining, but for gently caress's sake have some balls and tell people what you actually think.

AnomalousBoners
Dec 22, 2007

by Ozma
They aren't interested in being entertaining, they are interested in retaining Mitsubishi sponsorship. Top Gear doesn't have that problem and it's the same reason why Top Gear US wouldn't work even if they got a crew that was both knowledgable and seemed like friends.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

RealKyleH posted:

IIRC 1320Video released some fairly popular street racing DVDs.

http://www.youtube.com/user/1320video?ob=1

I don't have a problem with hardcore drag race footage. But I'm not sure you could wrap a layer of plot around that and get even the same audience.

autofella
Jun 3, 2008

Hypnolobster posted:

I am so disappointed with that loving video and it's lovely music :argh:
Who thought that was a good idea? Does anyone really prefer a tired rock solo over the engine noise of a Mustang that can reach 252 mph? Seriously?

I think the major carmakers think lovely hair metal listeners from Michigan are their demographic. Even in the late 80's I was rolling my eyes at the "IROC, IROC--I Rock 'n' Roll!" ads Chevy was using, and I grew up on Ratt, Van Halen, Judas Priest, etc. Sadly I can't find that series on YouTube.

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
I think we can all be in agreement that one of the fundamental things lacking from a Corvette's drivetrain is torque.

Thankfully:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw9FTFlSsB0&feature=channel

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Simkin posted:

I think we can all be in agreement that one of the fundamental things lacking from a Corvette's drivetrain is torque.

Thankfully:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw9FTFlSsB0&feature=channel

As much as a diesel Vette is WTF.... the burnout was pisspoor

AWD Monaro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfZlGMPwleo

Lawnmower

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5M_BpcC67o

World's fastest lawnmower?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWmozLhuuXo&feature=related

Sirveaux
Aug 26, 2004
<=>
Let's hope this hasn't been posted yet:

http://www.wimp.com/offroad/

If at first you don't succeed. Rev harder!

frozenphil
Mar 13, 2003

YOU CANNOT MAKE A MISTAKE SO BIG THAT 80 GRIT CAN'T FIX IT!
:smug:

Simkin posted:

I think we can all be in agreement that one of the fundamental things lacking from a Corvette's drivetrain is torque.

Thankfully:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw9FTFlSsB0&feature=channel

It's too bad about it being a fake. That vette belongs to the guy who runs 1320 productions. It's the same camera car you see in most of the other videos. It's just a regular LS1 vette with H/C/I and a 100 shot.

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
^^ Awww... Why ya gotta ruin my dreams?

Fine, you want a fuckoff long burnout?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X94KcPFwQd4
Burning out like it's going to end world hunger or something.

Here's a wildly inappropriate loving awesome use of a BJ auction queen classic American muscle car.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4XsO-CoRpE&feature=related

Fatty_McLumpkin
Sep 30, 2002

Oh I loooove going to the mooon ahaha ahhhahaaa

SanchoPwnza posted:

c'mon now, if you're going to be comparing 4 bangers at least make 'em sound mean

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2uRHWKanlk

if you're gonna make em sound mean.. might as well test out every exhaust ever made for that specific car.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moEKOyw43_A

fishmech_1.1_RC
Jul 22, 2003

I just uploaded these to YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp3fQTXfIHg
My dad doing a burnout at the hillclimb, I left the rest of the run in there because why not

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91n7vCVAtgY
Toyota F1 demo laps at Laguna Seca

Shamelessly promoting my own video which was actually shot by someone else - I was probably as big as the camera when it was shot :v:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9u6EUTUauo
Virginia City Hillclimb 1990, there's a Ford RS200, Ferrari 365GTB, Lotus 11, a Sunbeam Tiger, some kind of beautiful Ferrari that I can't place, and what looks to be a Formula Vee. and my dad's mustang convertible he rolled that weekend

fishmech_1.1_RC fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Jan 9, 2009

b0nes
Sep 11, 2001
SPI Performance 911 Turbo.
1000bhp at the crank, 2 seconds 0-60, sub 9 second 1/4.
All through bolt ons no stroking or forging of internal parts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5xMyVaqtkU


Only $49,999.95

tommej
Apr 18, 2007

by Fistgrrl
Met this chap down the pub and he told me about his youtube videos.

The building process:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qSjhjaN5zKI

The ride:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dN14xrnZwXw

Jesus christ he has some loving balls.

Ziploc
Sep 19, 2006
MX-5

tommej posted:

Met this chap down the pub and he told me about his youtube videos.

The building process:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qSjhjaN5zKI

The ride:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dN14xrnZwXw

Jesus christ he has some loving balls.

The dizzy climb up the ladder had me in stitches.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0T5UOtMcjIo

Ziploc fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Jan 10, 2009

Schwartz
Oct 21, 2003

Active Dyno you say?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfuleS9rnzc

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.

Ziploc posted:

The dizzy climb up the ladder had me in stitches.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0T5UOtMcjIo

This guys channel is full of AI.

"Building the WORLDS LONGEST MOTORBIKE"
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=r275aPnt5s8&feature=channel
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9YCcMyL7qTg&feature=channel

But this takes the cake
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6e00qXymRic&feature=channel_page

Muffinpox
Sep 7, 2004

Schwartz posted:

Active Dyno you say?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfuleS9rnzc

How does it simulate 1+g cornering loads?

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
Planes that consist of pretty much just an engine with a couple of stubby wings and vertical control surfaces strapped on for good measure are AI, right?

(shamelessly stolen from the photo thread)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIvv1PAmesM
If anyone can find more pics of the F104 in Lockheed Martin livery that can be seen at 5:14, I would be really, really happy, because :drat:

Apparently when you're flying, you only really get a sense of speed when you're flying low, so flying even lower must make it seem just that much faster.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia2OE2Amvj0&feature=related

thealphabetsez
Jun 1, 2004

Muffinpox posted:

How does it simulate 1+g cornering loads?

Pretty sure moving a mass around any axis at such speeds as shown will suffice. Give the video a watch and see.

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
More low passes, this time with a DC-3, sounding loving AWESOME.

Turn your speakers up and scare your neigbours. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyUJIC6I7ic

GBS goes to flight school
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stXm4xzdapg&feature=related

tractorcrusher
Sep 29, 2003

Huh huh huh huh huh! And you just said Hi! Hi! Hi! Heh heh heh! You sounded like ahh ha ha my niece! And she's six months old ha ha ha!
Hitler receives bad news on his GT-R.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOAXJTTc__w

hippynerd
Nov 5, 2004

by Ozma
Pulse Jet Bike
(Turn down volume before it loads, its loud in the beginning)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFv1Yu-KxZ8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxuUjlTzLy0
Details and info...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPqDoVjsMVY

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"

tractorcrusher posted:

Hitler receives bad news on his GT-R.

I'm pretty sure I've seen that same clip used for making fun of something else before - was it a Mustang or something along those lines?

Anyhow, here is someone actually breaking the GTR's tranny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y27VMeSrJas&feature=related

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Simkin posted:

I'm pretty sure I've seen that same clip used for making fun of something else before - was it a Mustang or something along those lines?

It's a pretty well attended internet meme. There's a version involving the Vortex and lowering dubs as well.

TAG BODY SPRAY
Jan 25, 2006

Simkin posted:

I'm pretty sure I've seen that same clip used for making fun of something else before - was it a Mustang or something along those lines?

Anyhow, here is someone actually breaking the GTR's tranny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y27VMeSrJas&feature=related

Look at all that dick waving going on in those comments. MY DAD WERKS AND OWNED AMERCAINED DEALRHZIPEDS.

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
^^ You actually read the comments on youtube? I'm so, so sorry. :sympathy:

Today's post is brought to you by Subaru.

A pressurized 3L H6 from a Legacy strapped into a WRX? gently caress yeah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exVLxsPRAWU

How about a Vanagon with an SVX engine? Oh hell yeah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCO4I4Am8x4&feature=related

An STi swapped Loyale/GL-10? Sweet zombie jesus, sign me the gently caress up RIGHT NOW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsLrfGHpBQ0
:flashfap:

Because my first (okay, second, but I never really bonded with my very first) car was a Loyale, I've imprinted on their boxy 80s awesomeness, so seeing one with over double the original horsepower just makes me feel ... happy. I guess I have to file that alongside all of my other 'one day' car build plans.

Okay, one more, because I can't loving not post another GL-10 with an EJ20 swap.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbmWv6X4GbU&feature=related

edit:
I'm a filthy loving liar, and just can't stop posting videos of ridiculously engine swapped GL-10s. This time it's in its native habitat, though. :black101:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGlefbGhZp8&feature=related

Simkin fucked around with this message at 10:49 on Jan 16, 2009

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire

Simkin posted:

^^ You actually read the comments on youtube? I'm so, so sorry. :sympathy:

Today's post is brought to you by Subaru.

A pressurized 3L H6 from a Legacy strapped into a WRX? gently caress yeah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exVLxsPRAWU

oh hey I recognize that car. That's pretty old though. It was later rebuilt and the block was sleeved and it has a 40R and meth injection. Then it was sold to a guy in CA. Once we replace the broken hydra with an AEM it will be back up and running again. Finally.

more details on the build:

http://www.perrinperformance.com/pages/show/32

here's another swapped GL:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBNMcQel930

kind of a wierd guy. We tuned his rally car recently.

jamal fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Jan 16, 2009

tractorcrusher
Sep 29, 2003

Huh huh huh huh huh! And you just said Hi! Hi! Hi! Heh heh heh! You sounded like ahh ha ha my niece! And she's six months old ha ha ha!

kimbo305 posted:

It's a pretty well attended internet meme. There's a version involving the Vortex and lowering dubs as well.

I know that it's a pretty common comedy video template... but I still found it hilarious.

ScaryFast
Apr 16, 2003

I didn't find this on Youtube, I posted it to youtube last night. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKV2KdGWAzs&feature=channel_page

It's a boring 10 minute time lapse movie of my drive from work to home yesterday. It's Canada, it's snowy, but it has a soundtrack by Massive Attack and I, at least, think it's kinda neat.

I even stopped in the midst of recording the video to help someone who got his car stuck in a snow bank but sorry, I did not record me helping him get unstuck as I turned off recording when I stopped to help and then started up again when done.

Right before the stuck car you might spot a tree on the right with a large bare spot, which is the result of everyone and their dog going too fast through that corner and wrapping their vehicle around that tree. Someone imported a right hand drive Skyline and it lasted 2 weeks before he too wrapped it around that same tree.

My hand brake is broken at the moment or I would have thrown in a lot of sideways action but when it gets fixed tomorrow I might make another video :P And then sometime in the next couple months I'll have to make yet another with my new Subaru!

Be gentle.

totalnewbie
Nov 13, 2005

I was born and raised in China, lived in Japan, and now hold a US passport.

I am wrong in every way, all the damn time.

Ask me about my tattoos.
Nice video, but I don't like the fade in/out between frames. Maybe you can increase the frame rate and eliminate the fade in/out? It makes it really disorienting when you're turning and other things kind of hard to make out. I imagine that, if you decide to get a little sideways, that the video will be hard to watch with the fading thing.

Also, does the guy who imported the skyline know how to drive or is he just some rich guy with money to waste?

Though the allure of a skyline is not as high, now that I see them everywhere around here in Japan :(

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpUMSarCSQw

The year is 1976. You start thinking, "you know what would be great? Try a mile-long car jump over a major cargo shipping lane in a rocket-powered Lincoln Continental!"

As they often say on Top Gear, "that's not gone well."

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AnomalousBoners
Dec 22, 2007

by Ozma

el topo posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpUMSarCSQw

The year is 1976. You start thinking, "you know what would be great? Try a mile-long car jump over a major cargo shipping lane in a rocket-powered Lincoln Continental!"

As they often say on Top Gear, "that's not gone well."

Posted on the last page. And probably posted many times in this thread before that as it hit the internet a couple years ago.

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