Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Skyssx
Feb 2, 2001

by T. Fine

Kurten posted:

"thinking I needed a truck in AZ"

What the hell? :confused:

Did he think they didn't pave the roads down here in cactus land or something? :confused:

No, you need a truck in AZ to round up all the Messicans and send them back to Mexistan!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Laziest scammer ever.

http://lethbridge.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-Audi-car-for-sale-W0QQAdIdZ103839704

quote:

Address: ` View map
Date Listed: 01-Feb-09

Please contact !

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
From the :psypop: files:

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

The "5000 dollar luxocar" ads are getting loving annoying on kijiji. I used to tag all the ones I find, but now the BMW section is literally half "2001 m3 $5000 must go". I refuse to believe people are that loving stupid.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Crustashio posted:

The "5000 dollar luxocar" ads are getting loving annoying on kijiji. I used to tag all the ones I find, but now the BMW section is literally half "2001 m3 $5000 must go". I refuse to believe people are that loving stupid.

I was noticing earlier today that the signal:noise ratio has gone WAY down on CL's listings as well thanks to these people.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
I'm not quite sure what's going on here, but I'm almost positive I don't like it.


Click here for the full 1290x754 image.


If it's not just some redneck who has heinously abused a rusted-out Mustang with plastic body parts to turn it into a deformed aborted pseudo-clone of a car that was in a movie (Eleanor was silver, for starters), it's probably a scam.

Seat Safety Switch fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Feb 2, 2009

Grimster
May 15, 2004

you suck

Seat Safety Switch posted:

I'm not quite sure what's going on here, but I'm almost positive I don't like it.


Click here for the full 1290x754 image.


If it's not just some redneck who has heinously abused a rusted-out Mustang with plastic body parts to turn it into a deformed aborted pseudo-clone of a car that was in a movie (Eleanor was silver, for starters), it's probably a scam.

This is without a doubt a scam, a redneck with a fastback on blocks with a gutted interior will want way more than 6500 for it. 100% scam.

And I dunno about you but I hate the loving Eleanor craze, with a white hot passion.

Tai-Pan
Feb 10, 2001
This thing is pretty unusual, but not a HAMMER. According to the seller, it is a real AMG imported legally into the US (AMG did not start importing until '94). It has not started in a year and looks to be a bottomless money pit, but man, it is pretty slick.

Simkin
May 18, 2007

"He says he's going to be number one!"
Weird, I had been under this false impression that AMG didn't actually exist prior to the C43 (I think that was the first official one), but I guess you learn something every day.

quote:

The release of the AMG Hammer sedan in 1986, based on the Mercedes-Benz W124, took AMG's performance modifications for a fast compact sedan to a new level. AMG made the world's fastest passenger sedan at the time, nicknamed the Hammer,[4] by tuning a Mercedes 5.6-liter V8 to 360 hp, and squeezing that motor into Mercedes' midsized 300-series sedan. It was very aggressive for the era with a modified Mercedes-Benz 5.6 liter engine, 32-valve cylinder heads and twin camshafts, good for 360 bhp DIN. It was said to be faster than the Lamborghini Countach from 60 to 120 mph.[5] Later models were even more powerful and introduced the 17" AMG Aero 1 Hammer wheels.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
Prior to becoming a MBZ subsidiary, AMG also did a lot of Mitsubishis. I see these come up every once in a while.





Sometimes I like to imagine an alternate timeline where Chrysler, MBZ and Mitsubishi never break up with each other and we all drive AWD, 4WS Turbo AMGs made in Normal, IL.

It would all collapse into some kind of massive singularity of crankwalk, endlessly malfunctioning electrics and exploding A604s. :pcgaming:

EDIT: oh look EFB.

Throatwarbler fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Feb 2, 2009

Duckbill
Nov 7, 2008

Nice weather for it.
Grimey Drawer

ModernDayDiogenes posted:

Nice pictures!

I've noticed some folks here have taken full screenshots of a very long ad - can you help a goon out and share in the knowledge? This particular ad has enough :psyduck: on it and I'd like to upload all the crazyness, not just what I can see on one computer screen.

If you're in Firefox, Pearl Crescent Page Saver is good (the basic version, never had any need for the pro)

Coldwar timewarp
May 8, 2007



http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/mcy/1017196618.html

Friend of mine put this up, probably should have got someone to proofread it. Enjoy. Oh, the dent on the tank is from him punching it while riding after it lost traction.

atlas barfed
Aug 17, 2006
Behold! The CAR OF STEEL!

http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/1006150426.html


Click here for the full 1248x384 image.


I'm rather tempted to ask for pictures just to see how bad the damage is from the five or more accidents she says it has been in. My first car was a '97 Taurus, which was more like the car of shoddy build quality and glass transmissions...

False edit: Should I be scared that the woman now wants to drive a truck after being in three accidents?

Phangor
Apr 22, 2007

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Seat Safety Switch posted:

I'm not quite sure what's going on here, but I'm almost positive I don't like it.


Click here for the full 1290x754 image.


If it's not just some redneck who has heinously abused a rusted-out Mustang with plastic body parts to turn it into a deformed aborted pseudo-clone of a car that was in a movie (Eleanor was silver, for starters), it's probably a scam.

That and things like this seem to be scams.


Click here for the full 1209x878 image.

Bean_
Oct 6, 2006

by Ozma
http://lynchburg.craigslist.org/mcy/1017635778.html

Click here for the full 996x490 image.


Nice paint job, douche.

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003


Craigslist douche posted:

MAY TRADE FOR NICE 69 CAMARO

Finally! Someone willing to take this 69 Camaro off my hands!

billybob88
Dec 29, 2005
I like running cars
http://maine.craigslist.org/ctd/1018311783.html







An M-class in maine for 4k? hhmmm


Edit: i'm not doing this right, sorry

billybob88 fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Feb 3, 2009

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

billybob88 posted:

http://maine.craigslist.org/ctd/1018311783.html







An M-class in maine for 4k? hhmmm

We get it, there are scammers on Craigslist. It's hardly "gold" unless they're going on in broken English (more broken than typical Craigslist English) and explicitly stating the money is to be sent to Nigeria.

Can we have a little more speed and class here?

Here's some...how about a Northstar Fiero with a sub next to the driver's head?
http://tucson.craigslist.org/cto/1017100187.html



Anyone want a Roadmaster in southern AZ? (I have nowhere to park it)
http://tucson.craigslist.org/cto/1018189871.html

VideoTapir fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Feb 3, 2009

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Honda made a 168cc engine?

Only registered members can see post attachments!

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Hey, anyone want to buy a kei-truck? (Imported via some farm-equipment exemption I think)

edit: Also, that is not a motorcycle engine.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry


http://anchorage.craigslist.org/cto/1012086655.html

quote:

sweet truck (wasilla )
Reply to: sale-1012086655@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-28, 7:33PM AKST


this is a super slean truck gets a bath every week in side and out trucks has lots of extras will take some out to lower price or with every thing 6500 obo
will trade for a nice f150 dodge ram or bronco or a nice sporty car call me at 354 6065 or e mail will be best got more pics just e mail for them thinks for looking

Only registered members can see post attachments!

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

VideoTapir posted:

Honda made a 168cc engine?
It's a generator engine, apparently.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Is it really an M3?
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/968512408.html


Click here for the full 768x1024 image.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

in a lil drunk bump

Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!

What... does that to a car?

I mean god drat it doesn't look like anything is salvageable from that.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Dave Inc. posted:

What... does that to a car?

I mean god drat it doesn't look like anything is salvageable from that.

Lies. The driver's seatback clearly looks fine.

944
Sep 23, 2008

by Ozma

Dave Inc. posted:

What... does that to a car?

We do.

Muffinpox
Sep 7, 2004

Dave Inc. posted:

What... does that to a car?

I mean god drat it doesn't look like anything is salvageable from that.

Theres a car imprint on the passangers side, so I'm guessing it got t-boned and he took the engine and drivetrain for something.

Kotaru
Jan 17, 2004

"Serve the Hive.....
Feel the groove.
I control....
the way you move."
Seems too good to be true.



Click here for the full 958x571 image.


http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/1016344376.html

Edit: Semi-Serious email sent :smugdog:

Kotaru fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Feb 3, 2009

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(

Leak = fist size hole, I'm betting.

Otheriwse, :awesome:

Kotaru
Jan 17, 2004

"Serve the Hive.....
Feel the groove.
I control....
the way you move."

Hypnolobster posted:

Leak = fist size hole, I'm betting.

Otheriwse, :awesome:

He said only while its running so i'm thinking the Transmission cooler (If it came with one). Its 2 hours away and worth a look.

Unless its pouring a pint out every mile, it will be no worse than my little brothers mustang's pint every 400 miles habit.

Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!

944 posted:

We do.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTRAZEDD2M0&feature=related

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

http://lethbridge.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-SUVs-trucks-vans-2001-ford-winsdstart-W0QQAdIdZ104111394

Please buy my windstart i dont know what problems are but i have list in front tire send best offer ok :buddy:

quote:

I brougth this van from ontario and now that i want to do the out of province is costing me way to much money so here is the deal, i got the list from harold automotive detailing the things that need to be done on the van so if you could do it yourself or got some who can do it for a better price you could save money so send me your best offer ok.
Km 151,000
the car is been service every 5000km
motor is excellent transmission is good and the things that need to be fix are in the front tire (don't know to much but i got the list)

Only registered members can see post attachments!

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Kotaru posted:

Seems too good to be true.



Click here for the full 958x571 image.


http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/1016344376.html

Edit: Semi-Serious email sent :smugdog:

A 3rd gen Camaro that has not had dogs living in it? No such thing.

944
Sep 23, 2008

by Ozma

Dammit, that's exactly what I was thinking when I posted that. I was singing it to myself.

I award you 1 Internet.

Toucan Sam
Sep 2, 2000

Kotaru posted:

Seems too good to be true.



Click here for the full 958x571 image.


http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/1016344376.html

Edit: Semi-Serious email sent :smugdog:



VideoTapir posted:

A 3rd gen Camaro that has not had dogs living in it? No such thing.

Sat for 5 years but started right up and set me back $200. My mullet is definitely not bitchin' enough to drive it the way it sits so it will be redone before it hits the road.




It's a 305 carbed '87 in the original yellow, '87 is the last year for that color so it will probably stay. I already picked up all the parts to fix it up also. I got doors, suspension, fenders, Harwood 4" cowl hood, Iroc nose, and lower front ground effect.

madattheinternet
May 8, 2004

PLEASE STOP! PLEASE!

Toucan Sam posted:

It's a 305 carbed '87 in the original yellow, '87 is the last year for that color so it will probably stay. I already picked up all the parts to fix it up also. I got doors, suspension, fenders, Harwood 4" cowl hood, Iroc nose, and lower front ground effect.

Where are the louvers for the rear window?

Toucan Sam
Sep 2, 2000

madattheinternet posted:

Where are the louvers for the rear window?

That's all i need for the full combo really. If i found a set for a decent price i would honestly put them on but they are hard to find nowadays. I actually had a set on my '86, talk about no visibility and a rattling distraction.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Well, I posted this ad myself and it sold in about 3 hours to a guy cash in hand. Personally, I thought I would be lucky to have got $700 for it, but these little buggers do run on prayers and foul language.

The front end did feel loose though.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Kotaru
Jan 17, 2004

"Serve the Hive.....
Feel the groove.
I control....
the way you move."

Toucan Sam posted:

It's a 305 carbed '87 in the original yellow, '87 is the last year for that color so it will probably stay. I already picked up all the parts to fix it up also. I got doors, suspension, fenders, Harwood 4" cowl hood, Iroc nose, and lower front ground effect.
Oh goddamnit, I thought I was getting a good deal widdling him down to 700 for a v6 auto.

I never find anything good like that.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply