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live nudes
Jun 17, 2004

we like to watch

thethuthinnang posted:

Also, surprised no one listed Friday 4 as their favorite.

It's definitely mine, followed closely by part 6. I think it's the most polished and well-made of the series.

We had cable when part 4 first hit HBO back in like '84. I was only 7 at the time, so I wasn't supposed to watch it, but I snuck up one night and watched it anyway. I was scared shitless of the woods outside my bedroom window for weeks. I genuinely thought he was watching me out there.

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Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Awesome Andy posted:

What does everyone think of Nightmare on Elm-Street: the new Nightmare, the one where Freddy crosses over into the real world to try and kill the actress that plays Nancy?
I thought it was pretty bad, it was neat how people would get ripped apart but only Nancy could see him.

I loving loved it, personally. I mean, it wasn't perfect, but it was a hell of a concept, and "Miss me?" is one of my favorite moments in the whole series.

I pretty much rank the Nightmare movies from best to worst as Part One, Part Three, New Nightmare, and then all the rest.

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

LtKenFrankenstein posted:

I pretty much rank the Nightmare movies from best to worst as Part One, Part Three, New Nightmare, and then all the rest.

You rank 4 with 5,6, and 2? 4 was extremely fun and had some of the best kills and effects.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Darko posted:

You rank 4 with 5,6, and 2? 4 was extremely fun and had some of the best kills and effects.

If anything, I actually rank 2 slightly higher than 4, 5, and 6, because at least the overwhelming homoerotic subtext was interesting, and the pool massacre/"Coming Out" scenes were fantastic. I wasn't that into part four comparitavely, but all of the Nightmare flicks are decent timewasters.

Edit: Was it part four that had the "Time Loop" scene? Because if so, I will concede that that's one of my favorite scenes in the whole series as well.

Schlitzkrieg Bop
Sep 19, 2005

Just watched New Nightmare again last night. I think as a movie in general, it is right behind the original Nightmare as the best in the series. As a horror/slasher movie, I'd put it behind the first and third. I love the different direction it takes the series and all the callbacks to the other films, but the first hour or so is kind of dull.

I haven't seen Nightmare 4 all the way through in at least 10 years, so I'm going to rewatch it this weekend and see where I would put it in relation to the others.

And I am one of those who thinks Friday the 13th Part 4 is the best in the series. It has the most gruesome kills, is one of the few in the series that is intentionally funny at times, and has that awesome Crispin Glover dancing scene.

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

LtKenFrankenstein posted:

If anything, I actually rank 2 slightly higher than 4, 5, and 6, because at least the overwhelming homoerotic subtext was interesting, and the pool massacre/"Coming Out" scenes were fantastic. I wasn't that into part four comparitavely, but all of the Nightmare flicks are decent timewasters.

Edit: Was it part four that had the "Time Loop" scene? Because if so, I will concede that that's one of my favorite scenes in the whole series as well.

Yep, Nightmare 4 was the one where Alice was trying to rescue her friend from being killed (the one that got turned into a roach and crushed), and she kept driving in a loop, and couldn't get out of it.

The good thing about Nightmare 4 was, after seeing 3, we just wanted to see more creative dream sequences. Nightmare 4 gave the most out of any movie by far, while being "light" (with bright lighting as well) without being completely irritating. It was essentially pre-Deep Blue Sea in tone (also directed by Renny Harlin). 5 and 6 gave minimal deaths on top of being not interesting at all and having really stupid parts.

4 gave us:

Freddy being resurrected by a dog peeing fire on his grave
Drowning in bed
Pizza with the faces being the toppings
Girl turned into roach and smashed in roach motel
"Suck face" kill in the middle of class.
Time loop sequence
Probably the best final showdown against Freddy with Alice having Megamanned all her friends' powers
Good overall direction and camerawork and decent acting

5 was:

Weird, annoying direction with weird tilted or close in camera angles
One good, imaginative sequence (comic book guy vs. Super Freddy)
An irritating plot about a baby and Freddy feeding off of souls

6 was:

stupid
"Now I'm playing with power!"
stupid 3D sequence

What made NOES4 entertaining was that at that point, there was nowhere to go except "more deaths and creative dream sequences," and 4 exceeded expectations, while every one after that fell far short of 3, much less 4. 3 was a notch better than 4 because it was still a bit dark in tone and had that whole role playing game feel to it.

InfiniteZero
Sep 11, 2004

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Kentucky Shark posted:

And I am one of those who thinks Friday the 13th Part 4 is the best in the series. It has the most gruesome kills, is one of the few in the series that is intentionally funny at times
Part VI is played mostly as a comedy actually.

Kentucky Shark posted:

and has that awesome Crispin Glover dancing scene.
This is actually great because if you're a fan of Glover, you get him being his weird self, and you get the dance, and if you're NOT a fan (who are these monsters?!?), you get to see him take a cleaver to the face (and he gets some serious hand trauma too if I remember correctly).

Other controversial actors should take these kinds of roles. Like, I'd go and see Tom Cruise films if I he acted like himself through most of the movie and then got a cleaver in the face. I probably would have enjoyed Jerry MacGuire if there was a face/cleaver scene in it somewhere. Man, I might have sat through Twilight if that Robert Pattinson kid got a cleaver in the face towards the end. Actually, no ... Twilight is the exception.

InfiniteZero fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Feb 6, 2009

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

InfiniteZero posted:

Part VI is played mostly as a comedy actually.

5 is too, actually. And even it has it's moments like the guy getting so mad at the guy at the beginning of the movie that he just goes and kills him, or Miguel A. Nunez singing to his girlfriend and getting attacked in the outhouse.

InfiniteZero
Sep 11, 2004

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Darko posted:

5 is too, actually. And even it has it's moments like the guy getting so mad at the guy at the beginning of the movie that he just goes and kills him, or Miguel A. Nunez singing to his girlfriend and getting attacked in the outhouse.
I might have to revisit Part V now. I'm never going to get around to actually watching His Name Was Jason at this rate, because I keep having to go back to the films.

I noticed last night that at two of my local stores, they completely sold out of a good pile of the reissues of the first Friday and the sequel. There were lots of Part IIIs around though. That's weird, I always liked Part III, even with its faults, and I was excited to get a 3D version of it on DVD (and for those that haven't bought it -- the glasses themselves are hilarious by the way: they are made to look like Jason's mask, with the little red detail between the eyes and everything).

The documentary was almost untouched at both stores. Oh well. I've heard nothing but good things about it.

WescottF1
Oct 21, 2000
Forums Veteran

UncleMonkey posted:

So, I picked up His Name Was Jason on my way home from work. I haven't watched it yet, but just in case you guys don't know already, it comes with some cool stuff, including a $5.00 coupon towards your purchase of a ticket for the F13 remake at participating theaters and a His Name Was Jason poster.

Where'd you get yours? I just got an email from Amazon saying mine won't ship until the week of 2/23. Ugh.

Nevermind - my local BB store didn't have any on Wednesday but now the site says they do. I go right by there on the way home from work and will swing by there in a half hour.

WescottF1 fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Feb 6, 2009

Schlitzkrieg Bop
Sep 19, 2005

InfiniteZero posted:

Part VI is played mostly as a comedy actually.

I know, and it's pretty funny in parts, but a lot of the humor is sort of corny, like the movie is a half-step away from parodying itself. Same goes for Jason X (though Jason X slips into total self-parody). I think Part IV has legitimately funny moments which hit even harder because the movie as a whole is pretty dark and serious.

Edit: outside of the more ridiculous parts in Jason X, I've never laughed harder in the series than when the coroner in Part IV is making out with the nurse and Jason's hand falls on top of them. His overboard reaction is hilarious. "Jesus Christmas! Holy Jesus goddamn! Holy Jesus jumping Christmas poo poo!"

Schlitzkrieg Bop fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Feb 6, 2009

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I really should watch The Dream Child again because I recall when I first saw it I was really pissed off there were only 3 deaths in the film. I think I had just seen Jason Lives where the death toll is stupidly high so Freddy was always tarnished after that.

Now? Now I think of the bike scene and I think it's loving awesome. I just wonder if the whole film will live up to Freddy melding a dude into a loving bike.

PhonyMcRingRing
Jun 6, 2002
I always really liked New Nightmare. I think the only bad part about it was that that drat kid from Full House wasn't killed.

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

Lasher posted:

I really should watch The Dream Child again because I recall when I first saw it I was really pissed off there were only 3 deaths in the film. I think I had just seen Jason Lives where the death toll is stupidly high so Freddy was always tarnished after that.

Now? Now I think of the bike scene and I think it's loving awesome. I just wonder if the whole film will live up to Freddy melding a dude into a loving bike.

The chick coming out of the fridge looks cool too. But, no, The Dream Child is kind of hurt by its claustrophobic/weird cinematography and general lack of stuff going on and bores me every single time. Halloween 5 had the exact same problem (on top of Michael crying, which was one of the worst things I've seen in a slasher).

cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug

To bring this discussion back to Friday the 13th, the majority of reviews sent into AICN were positive.

This gives me great glee and hope.

The one review on Rotten Tomatoes is one of those "IT'S A CLASSIC FOR A REASON RAAAAAAAAAAAARGH" so he didn't seem to like it much. I'll be interested to see how it fairs on the horror film sites.

PsychoGoatee
Feb 23, 2005

by Fistgrrl
I'll definitely be seeing it this Friday the 13th, looking forward to it.

I hope the musical score is as oldschool and classy as the music in the trailers. That captures the feel pretty well.

try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???
I'm hoping I win entry into an advance(Thursday night, so not too advance) screening with the two producers(Form & Fuller) and the actor that plays Jason. If I don't get into that one, and maybe even if I do, I'm gonna see it Thursday night at midnight.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


So I finally got to seeing My Bloody Valentine last weekend, and what amazingly cheesy goodness that was. It had lots of gruesome kills and a big tittied naked chick running around for 10 minutes, which is really everything that I need in a horror movie.

Kentucky Shark posted:

Just watched New Nightmare again last night. I think as a movie in general, it is right behind the original Nightmare as the best in the series. As a horror/slasher movie, I'd put it behind the first and third. I love the different direction it takes the series and all the callbacks to the other films, but the first hour or so is kind of dull.

New Nightmare, as in the "Freddy comes out of the movie and tries to kill the actors" New Nightmare? God, that one ranks near the bottom for me.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Just got back from an advanced screening of Friday the 13th in Columbus, OH.

Jason is brutal in this one. I don't think he looked as big as Hodder but he was pretty imposing. The kills are great, gore hounds will not be disappointed. There's a few that I don't know how they got past the censors given F13's history. A few are heading in the torture porn territory. Also jump scares...everywhere, and all are predictable. But overall I liked it. Oh also more tits than part 4.

If your wondering about Jason having teleportitis yes

Anyway for those that see it, kill discussion:
loving Asian guy getting the screw driver slowing jammed into his throat! How the hell did that scene last so long? 20 years ago it would have been cut down for sure. Also the sleeping bag scene, jesus christ! Jason never really let his victims linger before like that. Also I would add the axe to the back of the token black guy and letting him sit there and suffer to draw the others out. The many eyeball gouges where loving great though. Also the machete through the deck to the topless chick was loving amazing. I cant say any of the kills disappointed me.

UncleMonkey
Jan 11, 2005

We watched our friends grow up together
And we saw them as they fell
Some of them fell into Heaven
Some of them fell into Hell
I scrolled over those spoilers for a split second but I just can't make myself do it.

Goddamnit, why can't it be Friday already?!

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Don't do it, just hold out.

One good thing about the kills, I didn't notice any CGI.

Also wanted to mention the clothes/hair styles are very 80's esque.

UncleMonkey
Jan 11, 2005

We watched our friends grow up together
And we saw them as they fell
Some of them fell into Heaven
Some of them fell into Hell

Boinks posted:

Don't do it, just hold out.

One good thing about the kills, I didn't notice any CGI.

Also wanted to mention the clothes/hair styles are very 80's esque.
I will hold out, don't worry. And given your overall positive attitude towards it, I'm all the more excited.

It really does sound like they genuinely respected the original and made something that they wanted the fans to enjoy as well. Friday at work is going to be torture, knowing I'm trying to wait to the end so I can leave and go watch F13.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Back from an advanced screening and I can't say that I really liked it at all and I'm a huge Voorhees nut. It really is a different movie. I guess if I never saw any of the other 13ths I might have enjoyed it but...eh.

The writers obviously drew heavily from 3 and 4 which was a great idea, but I guess I just can't move on from those fun flicks I grew up with. This one is grittier and it's just not the Jason I grew up to. A fine horror movie on whole and the crowd seemed to enjoy it, but it just wasn't my cup of tea and it won't get a spot next to my boxed set.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Too many ugly sluts and fake boobs.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Boinks posted:

Just got back from an advanced screening of Friday the 13th in Columbus, OH.

Jason is brutal in this one. I don't think he looked as big as Hodder but he was pretty imposing. The kills are great, gore hounds will not be disappointed. There's a few that I don't know how they got past the censors given F13's history. A few are heading in the torture porn territory. Also jump scares...everywhere, and all are predictable. But overall I liked it. Oh also more tits than part 4.

If your wondering about Jason having teleportitis yes

Anyway for those that see it, kill discussion:
loving Asian guy getting the screw driver slowing jammed into his throat! How the hell did that scene last so long? 20 years ago it would have been cut down for sure. Also the sleeping bag scene, jesus christ! Jason never really let his victims linger before like that. Also I would add the axe to the back of the token black guy and letting him sit there and suffer to draw the others out. The many eyeball gouges where loving great though. Also the machete through the deck to the topless chick was loving amazing. I cant say any of the kills disappointed me.

Really? I thought the kills were totally wussy compared to the previous movies.
If you look at it, the only real gore was the missing ear on the first dude. The rest were just things stuck in bodies with people dribbling blood.

The movie only got an R16+ over here, and I'd guess they shot gory versions just for the dvd promotion because it couldve been a much rougher R

e: forgot the bear trap on the foot but still..

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 09:55 on Feb 11, 2009

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Teenage Fansub posted:

Too many ugly sluts and fake boobs.

Christ you must have really high standards.

quote:

Really? I thought the kills were totally wussy compared to the previous movies.

This isn't zombie Jason, he isn't going to be tearing people in half. You're forgetting machete to the neck (neck separates), fire poker? through the cops eye and out the back of the door (you could see brain matter hanging off the end), axe through the back of the black dude. Also the deaths where never allowed to linger in the older movies. I think all the recent torture porn flix relaxed the censors a bit. The screwdriver kill would have been a quick cut away in the 80's.

There's no way I think the movie was perfect, it definitely had some pacing issues. The first 3rd of the movie could have been done much better. And it definitely didn't add anything new, which I think is going to disappoint the longtime F13 fans the most, but its a loving remake what do you expect.

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Well I still think the DVD is going to come out with mega violent alternate versions like the girl getting her face mashed up in the rotor blades instead of just getting bonked on the head
also i did remember all those kills but I just wasnt very impressed with them \/:)\/

and Friday teen girls shouldnt look like porn stars in their 30s that they hired just because theyd get their boobs out easily imho.

also the main three white dudes have almost the exact same medium length hair that flips off at the sides and its totally hilarious when two of them are arguing at the gas station.

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 13:48 on Feb 11, 2009

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
According to Devin at Chud they shot 2 versions of every kill scene so I'm sure they'll all be on the DVD.

And as mentioned earlier, the films previously have never really been allowed to linger on the deaths, they were always made to cut away as quickly as possible. So while the older ones may have been gorier, they were also truncated (Seriously, some whizz by in a flash and it's clearly not a film making decision).

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Teenage Fansub posted:

Well I still think the DVD is going to come out with mega violent alternate versions like the girl getting her face mashed up in the rotor blades instead of just getting bonked on the head
also i did remember all those kills but I just wasnt very impressed with them \/:)\/

and Friday teen girls shouldnt look like porn stars in their 30s that they hired just because theyd get their boobs out easily imho.

also the main three white dudes have almost the exact same medium length hair that flips off at the sides and its totally hilarious when two of them are arguing at the gas station.

You got me there, the guys did look mostly the same. The girls where unrealistic but im not going to complain. :)

I still think if they cut the first part shorter they could have gone for some more character development. Its hard to get attached to any of the characters or care when they die. Doesn't the Asian guy call everyone cliches at one point?

try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???
I'm going to see it at midnight Thursday night, then when I get home, gonna marathon 1 through freddy vs for the rest of the day! It's only something like 19 hours!

WaywardWoodwose
May 19, 2008

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

Pet Rock Band posted:

I'm going to see it at midnight Thursday night, then when I get home, gonna marathon 1 through freddy vs for the rest of the day! It's only something like 19 hours!

Once you get past VS you should start watching the nightmare movies from a new nightmare down to part one.

try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

WaywardWoodwose posted:

Once you get past VS you should start watching the nightmare movies from a new nightmare down to part one.

I only have 1 and 3 :( I'm a bad slasher fan

PsychoGoatee
Feb 23, 2005

by Fistgrrl
Definitely put Hatchet on your Friday the 13th playlist. Kane Hodder as Victor Crowley as Jason. :c00lbert:

try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???

PsychoGoatee posted:

Definitely put Hatchet on your Friday the 13th playlist. Kane Hodder as Victor Crowley as Jason. :c00lbert:

it's on watch instantly on Netflix. I might be able to work it in somewhere. Maybe betwixt 5 and 6.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



PsychoGoatee posted:

Definitely put Hatchet on your Friday the 13th playlist. Kane Hodder as Victor Crowley as Jason. :c00lbert:

No don't. The whole movie is a John Carl Buechler/Kane Hodder bro five. It's like watching the final projects presentation at the Savini FX school.

caycanuck
Jan 29, 2008

What's a luft-balloon?
Oddly enough, a local "one movie" theatre here in Vancouver (Rio Theatre for you Vancouverites) is doing a double bill of Friday the 13th and My Bloody Valentine (both originals) this Friday night for $10.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

I'm seeing F13 asap. At first I thought it would be a dumb remake but the trailers are getting me excited. I'm glad to hear people are liking it.

PsychoGoatee
Feb 23, 2005

by Fistgrrl

weekly font posted:

The whole movie is a John Carl Buechler/Kane Hodder bro five.

I think you're forgetting Robert Englund and Tony Todd. Hatchet rules, and it's quite appropriate for Friday the 13th week.

Slasherfan
Dec 2, 2003
IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?
I have seen the new Friday The 13th and it was A-W-E-S-O-M-E!! Jason's back with a vengence baby!!!

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PsychoGoatee
Feb 23, 2005

by Fistgrrl

Slasherfan posted:

I have seen the new Friday The 13th and it was A-W-E-S-O-M-E!! Jason's back with a vengence baby!!!

Right on, I'm pumped! How was the musical score? Was it cool and oldschool, like in the trailers?

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