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The Monocle
Nov 7, 2006

How could I live any other way?

Professor Funk posted:

Yeah, but my point still stands, because it just so happens that Friday the 13th Part 4 was neither a good movie nor a scary one.

What? It's widely accepted that Part 4 is the best entry in the series.

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Darko
Dec 23, 2004

InfiniteZero posted:

I thought it was OK, if not a bit disappointing. I had two main problems with the film:

First of all, the shaky cam effects were too over the top. To be fair, shaky cam has been in most of the F13 series, starting with kill number one in the very first film. My problem with it in 2009 was that it shook so much that it was disorienting and you couldn't really see what was going on, which I thought was a cop out for a F13 film.

Wait, what? Okay, this is getting ridiculous, any handheld cam is now known as "shaky cam?"

This movie didn't really use any quick cuts (Batman Begins) or purposely shaky shots (Bourne). The difference between this and the old ones was that it was shot more heavily in shadow, and the kills were "faster" (the older ones had lots of shots of Jason sloooooowwwwlly harpooning and the like).

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More importantly, I was disappointed by the whole Texas Chainsaw Massacre elements thrown into the film, with the old houses filled with weird stuff (again, yeah -- I know that Jason builds a weirdo shrine in Part II, but it didn't look like a reused TCM set), Jason trapping somebody in the basement and tying her to a chain, and even the Leatherface head tilts when he confronts her.

I agree with the set looking like TCM which I complained about.

However, that's the Michael Meyers head tilt, which was stolen by Kane Hodder for Jason in 7. So you've got it all out of order.

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I would have hoped that Nispel would have gotten it out of his system by now. Don't misunderstand me, I love the original TCM (and TCM2 -- and even Nispel's remake), but that doesn't mean that I want Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers to act like Leatherface and I don't go into every horror film hoping for a hideout that looks like Leatherface's hideout and weirdo hillbillies to be running around.

I agree in execution. But to be fair, when you combine parts 1-4 of Friday the 13th, you -do- get a lot of those elements including hillbillies (you need Crazy Ralph, after all), shrines, etc. However, I didn't like them looking so much like TCM stuff, I agree.

WescottF1
Oct 21, 2000
Forums Veteran

The Monocle posted:

I didn't see if someone already mentioned it, but I loved the Blue Velvet reference. I don't think anyone else in my theater caught it.

I got it. First thing I thought was "DENNIS HOPPER!"

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

The Monocle posted:

What? It's widely accepted that Part 4 is the best entry in the series.

I'm no Friday the 13th nut or anything, but Jesus Christ are you serious? I really had no idea that this was true.

I hated it. :smith:

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

edit: ^^^ yeah, most people like 4 the best out of human killers, and 6 out of zombie/supernatural ones.

Professor Funk posted:

Yeah, but my point still stands, because it just so happens that Friday the 13th Part 4 was neither a good movie nor a scary one.

You were comparing the movie to classic Jason, but 4 is normally known as THE classic (scary) Jason movie (6 is the classic silly one). I don't get it.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Darko posted:

edit: ^^^ yeah, most people like 4 the best out of human killers, and 6 out of zombie/supernatural ones.


You were comparing the movie to classic Jason, but 4 is normally known as THE classic (scary) Jason movie (6 is the classic silly one). I don't get it.

Well I guess I'll change my argument a bit. I'd say that the house in Friday the 13th 2009 is a far cry from the little house in Friday the 13th Part 4. I guess I'd say that the mansion in 2009 was a too lavish for the environment that the filmmakers were trying to create.

The Monocle
Nov 7, 2006

How could I live any other way?

Darko posted:

However, that's the Michael Meyers head tilt, which was stolen by Kane Hodder for Jason in 7. So you've got it all out of order.

I might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure the "Mommy?" head-tilt has been a part of Jason's character since the second movie.

Not saying it wasn't lifted from Halloween, but it's definitely a recurring character trait and I was glad to see that it survived the reboot.

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

Professor Funk posted:

Well I guess I'll change my argument a bit. I'd say that the house in Friday the 13th 2009 is a far cry from the little house in Friday the 13th Part 4. I guess I'd say that the mansion in 2009 was a too lavish for the environment that the filmmakers were trying to create.

They're actually pretty much the same size in practice :) The difference in the two is essentially the idea of a summer home 25 years ago, and one now. This one has a more modern design and is on the water and "nicer."

Don't get me wrong, I totally get your point. Aesthetically, it feels a lot different, even if, conceptually, it's essentially the same thing.

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

The Monocle posted:

I might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure the "Mommy?" head-tilt has been a part of Jason's character since the second movie.

Not saying it wasn't lifted from Halloween, but it's definitely a recurring character trait and I was glad to see that it survived the reboot.

I think he may have done it in two, but it disappeared until 7, and Kane Hodder is normally credited with that. Your point about him doing it in 2 may be right, though - I'll have to look on Youtube or something for that scene.

The Monocle
Nov 7, 2006

How could I live any other way?

Darko posted:

I think he may have done it in two, but it disappeared until 7, and Kane Hodder is normally credited with that. Your point about him doing it in 2 may be right, though - I'll have to look on Youtube or something for that scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXhywQJyvRQ&feature=related

There you go.

InfiniteZero
Sep 11, 2004

PINK GUITAR FIRE ROBOT

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Darko posted:

Wait, what? Okay, this is getting ridiculous, any handheld cam is now known as "shaky cam?"
A handheld cam shot on its own will shake a bit. A scene where the cam is deliberately shaken for an effect is a shaky cam. The old F13s had handheld scenes, and even a few shaky cam scenes. The new F13 had shaky cams all over the place. I found them distracting.

Darko posted:

This movie didn't really use any quick cuts (Batman Begins) or purposely shaky shots (Bourne). The difference between this and the old ones was that it was shot more heavily in shadow, and the kills were "faster" (the older ones had lots of shots of Jason sloooooowwwwlly harpooning and the like).
I guess we disagree.

Darko posted:

However, that's the Michael Meyers head tilt, which was stolen by Kane Hodder for Jason in 7. So you've got it all out of order.
Leatherface does the same sort of thing at Sally in the original TCM, which predates both films by quite a bit.

Darko posted:

I agree in execution. But to be fair, when you combine parts 1-4 of Friday the 13th, you -do- get a lot of those elements including hillbillies (you need Crazy Ralph, after all), shrines, etc. However, I didn't like them looking so much like TCM stuff, I agree.
Crazy Ralph is essential, I agree, and I also agree that you can have all of that stuff without recycling TCM stuff.

The other shot I found sort of unintentionally funny was the one where you see Jason standing on top of the porch holding the machete. He looked like a french swashbuckler more than anything else.

HankMcCoy
Jul 26, 2006
Never trust the White man driving the Black van, he's saving all his voodoo for you
ok, i just saw it last night and here is my take:

Pros - Lots of uber-hot boobs
- pretty solid kills
- lots of really hot boobs
- characters that are straight up slasher-cliches but NOT winking at the camera doing it (rear end in a top hat boyfriend... i miss that character)
- Jason is muy badass in it
- Jason is still a ninja-teleporter

Cons - plot holes, why would he choose to attack the house and wouldnt the rear end in a top hat bf have known about Jason considering it seemed like he's been to the house many times? And does Jason kill because of stolen pot?
- bordered on torture/TCM territory with the girl chained up - didn't go all the way thankfully but still not good

Basically it was good and satisfying but nothing great. It did capture the feel of an 80's slasher without being tongue/cheek and winking at the camera. I'd rank it my 3rd fave but it might grow on me with a repeat viewing (4,6 are my tops, then this, then FvJ, then F13 3-d, then Jason X....)

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

I don't think Leatherface really "counts" - he was gesturing all over the place and screaming and dancing around, so one gesture doesn't stand out, whereas Myers and Jason only do "one thing" that shows any thinking or emotion on their part. Nitpicky, I know, but that's why it's typically credited to Mike.

The Monocle
Nov 7, 2006

How could I live any other way?

Darko posted:

I don't think Leatherface really "counts" - he was gesturing all over the place and screaming and dancing around, so one gesture doesn't stand out, whereas Myers and Jason only do "one thing" that shows any thinking or emotion on their part. Nitpicky, I know, but that's why it's typically credited to Mike.

I'm in agreement here. I don't really understand where you're getting a Leatherface "head-tilt" from. He's mentally retarded and he's always moving and rocking and tilting his head, there's never an emphasis on his head turning to the side.



Wow...we're really debating B-movie characters tilting their heads to the side here, fellas.

cunny mcalister
Mar 21, 2004
Somehow less than meets the eye.
Jason does the head tilt whenever he thinks he sees his mother, though I should watch Fv.J again to make sure. I enjoyed the callback to it though.

I'm going to need to watch it again to decide my final opinion on it. I went into it focusing more on zombie Jason than human Jason, so the first half of the movie didn't sit right with me. I did enjoy that they showed about 5 different things he could kill with that he didn't use. It made it less formulaic in a good way.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Professor Funk posted:

Yeah, but my point still stands, because it just so happens that Friday the 13th Part 4 was neither a good movie nor a scary one.

Dude if you think part 4 was a bad movie your in the wrong thread.

The Remote Viewer
Jul 9, 2001
The scene with the baby oil bordered on porn, and not torture porn.

I also appreciated the fact that my prime candidate for final girl got killed unexpectedly.

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

The Remote Viewer posted:

The scene with the baby oil bordered on porn, and not torture porn.

I also appreciated the fact that my prime candidate for final girl got killed unexpectedly.

There was one too many there for where the movie was and one was in the back of the line. Ah well...

qbert
Oct 23, 2003

It's both thrilling and terrifying.

The Remote Viewer posted:

The scene with the baby oil bordered on porn, and not torture porn.

I also appreciated the fact that my prime candidate for final girl got killed unexpectedly.

It was funny because I knew going into the movie that there would be 13 kills and at that point I thought I had counted all of them already but then I realized that I had counted the sister from earlier in the film who we all were supposed to think was dead, and as soon as I realized my mistake the other girl gets offed.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way
Seeing this on Friday night at a theater right on the Philly waterfront was absolutely perfect. It would've been tough to find a crowd more into it.

They lost their poo poo when the title screen came up 20 minutes in, and lost it again at Trent's girly scream.

And any number of times between.

evilontwolegs
Jul 20, 2002

Toaster Beef posted:

They lost their poo poo when the title screen came up 20 minutes in, and lost it again at Trent's girly scream.

They did the exact same thing here in DC -- those were the two stand-out moments in terms of audience reaction.

cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug

evilontwolegs posted:

They did the exact same thing here in DC -- those were the two stand-out moments in terms of audience reaction.

Those, and Lawrence fighting back. He almost made it too, until the axe to the back. People were cheering though at his initial stand. It was pretty cool to experience. This is a movie that definitely benefited from being with the right audience.

PsychoGoatee
Feb 23, 2005

by Fistgrrl
Man, we need to speculate about the next Friday the 13th in here.

I actually wouldn't mind a Jason in an urban environment kind of film. Jason Takes Manhattan could have been really fun if done right, though it is still a pretty funny movie.

PsychoGoatee
Feb 23, 2005

by Fistgrrl
[edit: woops, double post]

NON
Jun 5, 2003

GAY
I didn't see this mentioned, but, did anyone notice shortly after the boat scene we find our heroes in Jason's bedroom... there's two archery trophies and a hockey trophy shown in the foreground.

I love stuff like that!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

PsychoGoatee posted:

Oh man, you've got to watch Part 4: The Final Chapter and Part 6: Jason Lives. Please, oh man, you'll thank me later. :c00lbert:

Didn't care much for Part 4 when I watched it earlier today, but I just finished watching Part 6 and thought it was the best one in the series. Thank you! Haha

Also, I watched Jason Goes To Hell and it wasn't nearly as entertaining as it seemed like it'd be. The part where the coroner eats Jason's heart and his face starts melting off was extremely awesome, but that was about the only cool part of the movie.

Crossfiyah
Sep 20, 2007

by Peatpot
I liked how Jason dodged the mallet the main guy swung at him instead of just standing there and taking the hit like so many horror villians

And I feared the movie was gonna be poo poo when they made not one but two stereotypical black guy 'cuz I'm black aint it?' but luckily they steered clear of that poo poo for the rest of the movie.

PsychoGoatee
Feb 23, 2005

by Fistgrrl

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Didn't care much for Part 4 when I watched it earlier today, but I just finished watching Part 6 and thought it was the best one in the series. Thank you! Haha

Right on, I knew we'd agree on one of them. :3:

live nudes
Jun 17, 2004

we like to watch
I'm not normally a wearer of t-shirts with characters on them, but I got this one last year for my birthday and had to wear it to the movie last Saturday:

http://www.fright-rags.com/index.php?main_page=product_reviews_info&products_id=27&reviews_id=10

Figured some of you other enjoyers of slasher movies might want one.

Slasherfan
Dec 2, 2003
IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?
I've ssen Friday The 13th 3 times now and it still kicks rear end. I can only hope Sorority Row is as good.

Anyone else hope they do a proper remake of Prom Night?

RichterIX
Apr 11, 2003

Sorrowful be the heart

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

So I watched The New Blood, Jason Takes Manhattan and Jason X tonight. New Blood and X were both loving awful, and Manhattan was pretty stupid too, except for a few awesome parts.

But The New Blood is my favorite one :(

Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006
I've watched the first six Jason movies, and I'm currently watching the 7th movie. The biggest issue I have is that he has super strength and gets shot like 15 times in part six, only for him to actually struggle to overpower Tommy at the end.

evilontwolegs
Jul 20, 2002

RichterIX posted:

But The New Blood is my favorite one :(

Same here. If they keep releasing the series in special editions, hopefully we'll finally get to see it uncut.

Darko
Dec 23, 2004

RichterIX posted:

But The New Blood is my favorite one :(

It was when I was a kid, but the only part I like now is the Jason makeup FX when his mask gets smashed and he growls at the psychic girl.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



evilontwolegs posted:

Same here. If they keep releasing the series in special editions, hopefully we'll finally get to see it uncut.


I would give an arm and a leg for an uncut version of Part 7.

DominoDancing
Apr 26, 2008

Each morning after Sunblest
Feel the benefit
Mental arithmetic

Pillowpants posted:

I've watched the first six Jason movies, and I'm currently watching the 7th movie. The biggest issue I have is that he has super strength and gets shot like 15 times in part six, only for him to actually struggle to overpower Tommy at the end.

Well, that's where the series went after part 5. I can't really say I liked it, so I'm happy that, from what I've read here, the remake is more like part 1-4.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

DominoDancing posted:

Well, that's where the series went after part 5. I can't really say I liked it, so I'm happy that, from what I've read here, the remake is more like part 1-4.

It really is. Except I think it's better.

The first few parts all feel very dated. And I know I'm just watching them now for the first time so I'm sure I don't appreciate them as much as I probably would have had I seen them when they were brand new, but the remake just feels a lot stronger.

I felt bored while watching the first few parts. I definitely saw potential for them to be awesome, but they just didn't seem to live up to the hype and didn't really hold my attention. I never felt bored while watching the remake, though. I guess it's just because it's new and pretty and easier to relate to, but I just had a hell of a lot more fun watching that one than the originals.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



So is this like the designated horror thread now? Cause I just wanted to recommend a great (Portugese? Spanish?) horror flick called Shiver that I grabbed off instant Netflix that was surprisingly good. I guess it's kind of a slasher flick.

try the new taco place
Jan 4, 2004

hey mister... can u play drums while I sing and play plastic guitar???
I hate getting into genre dick-waving, but this is more Slashers than Horror.

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UncleMonkey
Jan 11, 2005

We watched our friends grow up together
And we saw them as they fell
Some of them fell into Heaven
Some of them fell into Hell

Pet Rock Band posted:

I hate getting into genre dick-waving, but this is more Slashers than Horror.
Oh man, not this debate. I hate this debate. :sigh:

Hell, I get exhausted just thinking about it now.

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