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rotarybob posted:Not gold, so much as "McBurnie went on to manufafture the 34 lightning, the rsk550 and a porsche speedster replica company site is [www.thunderranch.com] and as a runner up on mr mcburnies tv fame he also produced the riot car as seen on baywatch currently produced by nathan wratislaw owner of montana muscle and classics company site is [www.nathanwratislaw.com] mr mcburnie is still making quality cars and at a affordable price. and with the riot partnered with sdsu made a electric riot car that has amazing hybrid tech into the car"
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Kitsune 2049 posted:Simply stunning. On several levels. I have no idea why this makes me so giddy. Too bad it's in LA and I'm in Illinois...
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# ? Mar 13, 2009 00:49 |
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rotarybob posted:Not gold, so much as I posted that awhile ago. Douchebag has been trying to sell it forever, but of course it will never sell.
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# ? Mar 13, 2009 02:07 |
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My favorite is the heavenly "B-Quality" models.
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# ? Mar 13, 2009 05:02 |
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RealKyleH posted:My favorite is the heavenly "B-Quality" models. Not to sound racist or anything, but I think those are "Canadian A-Quality."
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# ? Mar 13, 2009 20:09 |
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Sterndotstern posted:Not to sound racist or anything, but I think those are "Canadian A-Quality." Canadians are a race?
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# ? Mar 13, 2009 20:11 |
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This looks like a fun way to spend $30. http://pensacola.craigslist.org/mcy/1073183252.html
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# ? Mar 13, 2009 20:59 |
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Bob Sapp Please posted:This looks like a fun way to spend $30. Haha, that's awesome, flagged it Best Of. I'm planning a trip to the panhandle to visit some relatives this month or next, but don't have anything I could carry it back in
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# ? Mar 13, 2009 21:09 |
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rotarybob posted:Not gold, so much as and he's looking for $48,500? This guy deserves an epic email exchange a'la the SPEED AND CLASS miata idiot.
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# ? Mar 13, 2009 21:20 |
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This ad needs to be read by the SHAMWOW guy. Actually, that guy needs to own this car. http://calgary.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-Toyota-1993-TOYOTA-SUPRA-IS-SIMPLY-UNBELIEVABLE-HIGHLY-MODIFIED-W0QQAdIdZ111286624 quote:1993 TOYOTA SUPRA IS SIMPLY UNBELIEVABLE!!!! DEFINITELY THE BEST CONDITION HIGHLY MODIFIED EXAMPLES OF THIS SUPERCAR AVAILABLE ON THE MARKET!!!!EQUIPPED WITH OVER $30000 IN AFTERMARKET ACCESSORIES!!! SUCH INCLUDE FULL INVADER BODY KIT, HEADLIGHT EYELIDS, DUAL LEVEL CUSTOM RACING SPOILER, 17 INCH TRD RACING DEVELOPMENT MAGNESIUM WHEELS WITH BRAND NEW LOW PRO TIRES, BREMBO BRAKE PACKAGE, TRD RACING DEVELOPMENT SPORT SUSPENSION, FULL STAINLESS STEEL RACING EXHAUST SYSTEM, AFTERMARKET DUAL COLD AIR INTAKE SYSTEM, CD PLAYER, TURBO TIMER, STRUT BARS, BLOWOFF VALVE, AFTERMARKET TURBO BOOST GAUGES, SUPRA DECALS, TRD BADGING AND THE LIST COULD GO ON AND ON!!!! WITH A EXTREMELY RECEPTIVE V160 6 SPEED MANUAL TRANSMISSION AND POWERED BY THE 2JZ-GTE 3.0 LITRE INLINE 6 ENGINE WHILE BACKED BY TWIN CT12B TURBOCHARGERS WITH CERAMIC BLADES THAT IS WORLD RENOWNED FOR HAVING THE CAPABILITIES TO EXCEED 1000 HORSEPOWER IF PROPERLY MODIFIED. YES 1000 HORSEPOWER!!!!!!! ALL IN ALL, THIS TOYOTA SUPRA WAS MILES AHEAD OF TIME FROM BOTH A TECHNICAL AND PERFORMANCE STAND POINT WHEN IT WAS ORIGINALLY INTRODUCED. FEW PRODUCTION CARS EVEN TODAY COME ANYWHERE NEAR THE PERFORMANCE/PRICE RATIO THAT THE 2JZ-GTE SUPRA HIT SO MANY YEARS AGO. IT IS NO WONDER THEN THAT, UNTIL NOW, FERVENT DEMAND HAS KEPT THE LIMITED SUPPLY OF SUPRAS AT SUCH A PREMIUM. POWER, PERFORMANCE, AND STYLE ARE DIFFICULT TO COMBINE SO DEFTLY AS MANAGED IN THIS TOYOTA SUPRA. COMBINING THIS WITH AN AFFORDABLE PRICE AND WE FIND A MATCH MADE IN MOTORING HEAVEN. CAN YOU HANDLE THIS FAST AND FURIOUS BEAST!!! COME AND SEE FOR YOURSELF WHY WE ARE KNOWN FOR HAVING ONLY THE FINEST EXAMPLES OF THESE SPECIALTY JAPANESE VEHICLES!!! slidebite fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Mar 13, 2009 |
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http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/cto/1073638248.html Don't know if you'll find this as funny as I did, but I like how "victimized" he feels.
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Kitsune 2049 posted:Simply stunning. On several levels. I come from the land of wind and snow and salt and sand and cold and motherfucking foot deep potholes on expressways. And an old insignificant car like this simply wouldn't exist. There's a Festiva on my block that's rotting away like a dead raccoon on the side of the road. Unlike a raccoon, it occasionally collects parking tickets and is booted. Sterndotstern posted:I think those are "Canadian A-Quality." Coffee Jones fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Mar 13, 2009 |
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insensate posted:http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/cto/1073638248.html Because without it, your link looks like this.
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insensate posted:http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/cto/1073638248.html Victimized that his ad was taken down, or that you didn't take any screenshots so now none of us know what the gently caress you're talking about.
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# ? Mar 14, 2009 02:15 |
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The link was actually pretty funny. I will try to sum up: "TO: THE DIRT TRACK RACER WHO SOLD MY SON A TRUCK YOU ARE A CHEAT AND A LIAR, YOU SAID THAT TRUCK RAN GOOD!!! WE SPENT ALL OUR MONEY BUYING OUR SON THAT TRUCK AND A MONTH AFTER BUYING IT DESPITE YOUR CLAIMS IT WAS A GOOD VEHICLE THE TRANSMISSION WENT OUT AND WE COULDNT AFFORD TO REPLACE IT! I'M ON DISABILITY AND HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO A DISABLED PERSON BUYING THEIR SON (A HS SENIOR!) A TRUCK!!! YOU SHOULD REFUND THE MONEY YOU STOLE YOU DISHONEST JERK I HOPE YOU SLEEP WELL AT NIGHT KNOWING YOU SOLD ME A USED 15 YEAR OLD TRUCK THAT RAN FINE BUT BROKE LATER!!!! HOW DARE YOU?!?!" That's about how I remember it reading, complete with all-caps.
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Now, I know this isn't craigslist but I figured it was just so special it had to be shared. I don't know why he decided that he'd bury his item for sale in an impenetrable wall of misspelling, lovely grammar and just pure retardedness. Some complete moron posted:chased by the old folks waving the fists and canes in the air at you!!!! cops looking to beat you down and star as the center of wildest chases ever!!!! drivers of stopped cars in rush hour as you blast down the emergency lane on one wheel living the moment and saying "f" this !!!!! by your local homeless mutt,, yes i said homeless mutt!! that is probablly tearing up your garbage can and pissin on your garage cause you chased him down the alley, cross the road, through the field on this 2000 yzf-426 tarder!!!! oh yah!!! this 2000 true yzf race bike/ tarder.. full gyrt exhaust.. gsxr rims,, full floater front brakes, speed too..,. hey, hey.... not that type!! larger gas tank, have stock dirt rims and tires too... those new big ol' knobs havent hit the dirt yet eather.... headlight kit, taillight/brakelight..wrf kick stand,, yes a kick stand... break your knee and you might need some of these funny add on bullsh"" stuff too!! wrf stator/fly wheel assembly.....i.e lights!!! dah!!? kick it only!!! most importantly!!!! listen up, ( cause this things loud!!! ) titled for the street!!!! i.e.. old folks/ cops/ sheep in parked cars on highway!!!!!!!!!! rear wheel balancing acts etc.......$2800.00 for all this... no bond card included!!!! contact also at hvyhitr1693@aol.com Please feel free to read the rest of the thread here: http://www.supermotojunkie.com/showthread.php?t=77633
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http://wausau.craigslist.org/cto/1076067168.html Click here for the full 1280x950 image. quote:This is a 1985 TVR which I have owned for 20 years. Has a 2.8L V6 with 4 spd. P/S, P/w, P/b, P/m, 75,000 miles. New Koni adjustable shocks. VVV Thanks, I'm an idiot. KeanuReevesGhost fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Mar 16, 2009 |
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JackRabbitStorm posted:I havent the faintest idea of what a TVR is, but I am convinced you guys can enlighten me
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Crustashio posted:I posted that awhile ago. Douchebag has been trying to sell it forever, but of course it will never sell. Which is ridiculous seeing as how it has 35 karat gold "on some parts." 35 karat gold, which is 30% more gold than solid gold. If anyone can do it, corvettard can.
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1989 honda civic hashback http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ctd/1076348951.html The poor spelling and grammar is funny too! quote:yes runs and drive also have
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You ... gggggaaaahhhhhh.... gently caress. I think you just broke the language processing centre of my brain. I can't even parse that first bit, and I loving study language. Goddamn.
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In line with the last post,quote:Here Is One Of The Orgenal Electrick Car's. Need's Work But Every Thing Is There. Poor commas Click here for the full 788x648 image.
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tiananman posted:Which is ridiculous seeing as how it has 35 karat gold "on some parts." It's solid gold that's been gold plated.
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REDNECK MUTANT http://lethbridge.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-motorcycles-Redneck-Mutant-W0QQAdIdZ113812601 quote:Custom bike for sale needs some work but is drivable as is. As a rat bike, it's different, Brad, but you're loving on glue, Brad. Edit: It blends into it's surroundings exceptionally well.
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Is a rat bike more of a style, or is it just the 2 wheeled equivalent of a beater?Simkin posted:
He waited until the end of the paragraph to put all the necessary punctuation. Coffee Jones fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Mar 17, 2009 |
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# ? Mar 17, 2009 19:56 |
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Coffee Jones posted:Is a rat bike more of a style, or is it just the 2 wheeled equivalent of a beater? Basically both.
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http://newyork.craigslist.org/wch/ele/1077822164.html
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# ? Mar 18, 2009 18:22 |
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Don't vacuum tubes require.. I don't know.. VACUUM to operate at all? Jesus.
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# ? Mar 18, 2009 18:24 |
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How did he even get the silver coating off? How could he know how to test them but still be so retarded?
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# ? Mar 18, 2009 18:38 |
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Wait, so he's asking $50 a pop for 8 vacuum tubes that he very carefully destroyed?
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# ? Mar 18, 2009 18:41 |
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Hahaha holy poo poo. What a loving idiot. You might want to bring the image down in size to not break the tables though
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# ? Mar 18, 2009 19:27 |
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Goddamn, that's beautiful.
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kimbo305 posted:How did he even get the silver coating off? How could he know how to test them but still be so retarded? I'm tempted to think this is a troll, like the "welded diff" somebody posted before. If somebody knows enough about vacuum tubes to install and test them, they should be able to know that they need to have vacuum to work.
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# ? Mar 18, 2009 19:49 |
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this is far and away the most mind boggling misspelling i've seen i looked at his other ads, he also has a CALATSH in stock as well. Crustashio fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Mar 21, 2009 |
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Click here for the full 698x834 image. Get this RARE Mustang to Barret-Jackson ASAP! It even comes with "some good body parts"!
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SPORK08 posted:
Believe it or not, that will probably sell. It's an original 428 Cobra Jet car he claims, so even beat to poo poo, if it has a frame it is worth some dough to a restorer somewhere. Weird, I know.
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# ? Mar 21, 2009 05:21 |
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And when they get done with the R-code, they can take a stab at this one. I count TWO WHOLE Pieces of usable glass and two salvageable body panels. I am certain that the accident left the frame and cradle in perfectly good shape. You would be a fool NOT to buy this when you can pick up decent 912 for $6500. http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/1042565076.html Tai-Pan fucked around with this message at 08:34 on Mar 21, 2009 |
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Zero-to-CLASS in 4.9 seconds! Nothing says "good decision making capabilities" liked biblically inspired airbrushing. http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/1079982129.html
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Tai-Pan posted:Zero-to-CLASS in 4.9 seconds! AI has come full circle: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3071822&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=11#post357200946
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Tai-Pan posted:And when they get done with the R-code, they can take a stab at this one. Those pictures just make me feel so sad inside; a perfectly good 911, destroyed
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