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Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

CaptainHairdo posted:

The Lost SA stuff thread is still kicking. I don't know the music thread to which you are referring, but hopefully you'll have better luck there -- or that someone in this thread will know (I'm looking at you, YouDummy :)).

Why thankyou sir, i don't know why i had so much trouble finding it.

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Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Bolkovr posted:

That rings a bell. It might have been one of Fred Armisen's "Fred" shorts that ran on HBO. A cursory google reveals nothing, however.


http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=72d16ea8d8640fbed2db6fb9a8902bda

Thank you! I've been wanting to play it for some friends.

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe
I don't know if it's been posted, but does anyone remember that crazy conspiracy theory guy who made the truth triangle or truth square or something, some goons made a website making fun of him a few years back.

Ostia Pyrosis
Jul 15, 2004

bitches don't know 'bout
my knives and lint
Two things I want to track down that I know I found on here:

a) The prank calls some goons made to a "Mr Batts" about wanting to purchase a bat from him. Choice snippets included:

"MOTHERFUCKER BE QUIET! Don't make me get the hose!"
"PREPARE YOUR BATS TONIIIIIIIIGHT!"

and

"You can't ship bats in a box thats ANIMAL CRUELTY. I will take you to Judge Wobners ANIMAL COURT."

They made a bunch of hilarious prank calls to other people as well... I'd like to find all of the files as they were great to put on when people were drinking at my house.

b) A really weird video made by someone here who had bought clown puppets in... Amsterdam? Somewhere else in the Netherlands? They were the sort of puppets that came in a cone attached to a stick and you popped their head up...

They made a video to this crazy foreign music that sounded like yodelling. I couldn't tell you the language unfortunately :(



If anyone could help I'll love you forever :glomp@

MrGreenShirt
Mar 14, 2005

Hell of a book. It's about bunnies!

Ostia Pyrosis posted:

b) A really weird video made by someone here who had bought clown puppets in... Amsterdam? Somewhere else in the Netherlands? They were the sort of puppets that came in a cone attached to a stick and you popped their head up...

They made a video to this crazy foreign music that sounded like yodelling. I couldn't tell you the language unfortunately :(

Huh, I could have sworn I posted this an hour ago, but oh well.

Clown Quartet!

curious
Mar 14, 2007

"Hey, I got one of my paperwork guys complaining about DEMON PILES."

tuyop posted:

I don't know if it's been posted, but does anyone remember that crazy conspiracy theory guy who made the truth triangle or truth square or something, some goons made a website making fun of him a few years back.

Conspiracy related geometry (was it an educational conspiracy to keep people "educated stupid"?) is probably Gene Ray's Timecube.

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

curious posted:

Conspiracy related geometry (was it an educational conspiracy to keep people "educated stupid"?) is probably Gene Ray's Timecube.

Yes! Awesome, thanks!

Sockette
Jan 1, 2009
Help me, Goon Wizards.

Before Zelda.com because a site dedicated to the video game series, it was a fetish / erotica website. I was never brave enough to click past the introduction page, as I was a young'un and I was on a public computer. (If you hadn't guessed already, I'd stumbled across it in search of the official game website).

I loved the title image though I'm very hazy on the details now. I vaguely remember a tongue posed provocatively.

Would one of you be able to rediscover my childhood fantasies?

King Plum the Nth
Oct 16, 2008

Jan 2018: I've been rereading my post history and realized that I can be a moronic bloviating asshole. FWIW, I apologize for most of everything I've ever written on the internet. In future, if I can't say something functional or funny, I won't say anything at all.
I can't think of anywhere else to ask and I've exhausted every Google search term I can think of.


Does anybody remember a European (maybe German or Belgian?) Tim Burton-ish commercial for booze (thought it might be Jager but think I might be wrong) that featured an ice monster -- a tall man with a creepy mask -- lurking though a stylized forest in the fog. It was black and white and had the feel of a sinister silent movie - like Lon Cheney's Phantom of the Opera.

This is really pissing me off, I remember it made the rounds within the last 5 years but now I can't find it at all.

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





A geocities cartoon headquarters, had .midi songs of the Dragonball Z theme and the Mission Impossible theme. The URL was ThunderLce, or something. It's been ages. Three computers ago, it was the seventh on my favorites bar...

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





Sockette posted:

Help me, Goon Wizards.

Before Zelda.com because a site dedicated to the video game series, it was a fetish / erotica website. I was never brave enough to click past the introduction page, as I was a young'un and I was on a public computer. (If you hadn't guessed already, I'd stumbled across it in search of the official game website).

I loved the title image though I'm very hazy on the details now. I vaguely remember a tongue posed provocatively.

Would one of you be able to rediscover my childhood fantasies?

The interior of that site is the word "Hi". No pictures.

http://web.archive.org/web/19981212034307/http://www.zelda.com/

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

King Plum the Nth posted:

Does anybody remember a European (maybe German or Belgian?) Tim Burton-ish commercial for booze (thought it might be Jager but think I might be wrong) that featured an ice monster -- a tall man with a creepy mask -- lurking though a stylized forest in the fog. It was black and white and had the feel of a sinister silent movie - like Lon Cheney's Phantom of the Opera.

This is really pissing me off, I remember it made the rounds within the last 5 years but now I can't find it at all.
The Judder Man. For Metz. (It's a schnapps, I think.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viicfCTN7co etc etc.

curious
Mar 14, 2007

"Hey, I got one of my paperwork guys complaining about DEMON PILES."

Cornbinks posted:

A geocities cartoon headquarters, had .midi songs of the Dragonball Z theme and the Mission Impossible theme. The URL was ThunderLce, or something. It's been ages. Three computers ago, it was the seventh on my favorites bar...

There is a Geocities site with that url (http://www.geocities.com/thunderLce/) but it has nothing in it. http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/2199/Music.html has both songs you're referring to, is this it?

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Crackbone posted:

Looking for a T-Shirt design that was posted and printed here far back in the day.

"Molten Boron vs. Dump Truck full of Babies" was the name, art pretty well matched the description.

Found it on Threadless. Not sure if it's for sale or not.

King Plum the Nth
Oct 16, 2008

Jan 2018: I've been rereading my post history and realized that I can be a moronic bloviating asshole. FWIW, I apologize for most of everything I've ever written on the internet. In future, if I can't say something functional or funny, I won't say anything at all.

Morlock posted:

The Judder Man. For Metz. (It's a schnapps, I think.) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viicfCTN7co etc etc.

Brilliant! Thank, man. God bless goons.

uberknarf
Dec 9, 2004
no hat. no underwear. no problem.
Without search, it seems like this would be impossible to find anywhere else. I remember, roughly a year ago, coming across a flash cartoon of an epic battle, probably almost 10 minutes long, between an army of pirates with sword-shooting sword guns, riding flaming sharks, fighting ninja robots or something like that. They were all in space. The author was trying to put as many popular internet memes of that type into a single enormous conflagration of internet awesome. I was entertained, and I think many people here were too. I can't for the life of me find this thing, because as you can imagine, any connection of these search terms is next to useless on Google.

Any help would be appreciated!

indulgenthipster
Mar 16, 2004
Make that a pour over
I think it was a Daft Punk music video that I have not been able to find. It was a camera pointing out of a train and the music went to the beat of everything that passed by.

davebees
Feb 18, 2009

VerySolidSnake posted:

I think it was a Daft Punk music video that I have not been able to find. It was a camera pointing out of a train and the music went to the beat of everything that passed by.

It's Star Guitar by the Chemical Brothers.

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it
about 4 or 5 years ago I saw a video of a humanoid robot doing karate moves on a glass table. It stood about 12 inches tall and looked kind of blocky. Everyone in the room was speaking Japanese.

All I can find now is that bubbly looking one and creepy Japanese female robots.

shootforit
Oct 11, 2006

I have been scouring the net for over 6 years to find a video of an acoustic performance by the band <b>Injected</b>.

It was for the site getmusic.com, for their 'e-coustic' sessions.

The song I want most is 'Ms. Fortune'.

If someone were to find this, I would explode from happiness.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE
I'm looking for an artist/picture of this girl with one with a magic wand riding on a unicorn/pegasus thing, going against this little boy with a sword riding a giant monster midair. This isn't an anime picture it's like a painting type of thing.

Hunky Joe
Dec 21, 2005

I'll fight crime when I feel like it...
My girlfriend and I were watching hilariously bad porn scenes on Youtube the one day and found one of the funniest clips ever. Ever since then I've been unable to find it but I'd love if someone could resurface this gem.

It was a Chinese girl in a skirt and blouse serving an African American guy some tea and he said "Thank you" (I think, I don't know Chinese too well or if it was even fake) and the girl got surprised he spoke Chinese and commented (In completely amazing English, she could have at least FAKED an accent.) that he was a black man and speaking Chinese.

After an ensuing giggle fit she started saying how black men have huge "Dong Shi" or something in Chinese that made it apparent she couldn't even fake speaking Chinese either and gave the most hilarious female rape face ever to the man.

I'm sure that the video was some sort of like Sega Remix of some sort, because it was making a sort of techno track as I was watching it but couldn't stop laughing at how corny/terrible it was.

My girlfriend has been bugging me to find it again for awhile but we're afraid Youtube nuked it. Anyone else remember this or have a link to it somewhere else?

Favorabilis Solitud
May 18, 2006
And that's the way it was.
I am looking for an old Midi(maybe mp3) file of a Chrono Trigger song that is done completely in Piano. It may be the main theme.

I thought it was really impressive and I had it backed up for a time. But a year ago I wanted to find it again. "To far away times". It was really impressive.

I can't stress enough that it is not on OVERCLOCKEDremix.

curious
Mar 14, 2007

"Hey, I got one of my paperwork guys complaining about DEMON PILES."

uberknarf posted:

Without search, it seems like this would be impossible to find anywhere else. I remember, roughly a year ago, coming across a flash cartoon of an epic battle, probably almost 10 minutes long, between an army of pirates with sword-shooting sword guns, riding flaming sharks, fighting ninja robots or something like that.

The flaming sharks makes me think it might be How To Kill a Mockingbird.

georgelazenby
Apr 14, 2004
georgelazenby
I'm looking for the 1970's vintage Scientology picture book. I know it was featured on MeFi and Memepool c. 2005, and that it was pulled off the original site (http://www.bloodyspew.com/).

I remember a chef tipping a huge bottle marked 'Poison' into a tureen of soup. And that it was all bright colors and badly hung drywall.



Also Celebrity Punchout (in Shockwave), featuring Jacko and OJ, c. 1995.

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Several years (and several hard drives) back, I signed up for the Musicblitz mailing list. Every (monthly?) newsletter included a link to a new free mp3.

One of those mp3s was called "Chow Main Street", by Dave "David Was" McMurray (of Was Not Was).

MusicBlitz is now dead. I've tried archive.org, and they saved the site but not the mp3s.

Can anyone find a copy of that song?

edit:Soulseek really is a great source for those obscure legal free mp3s, yay!

If you write, I will make it better.

Parahexavoctal fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Apr 13, 2009

shootforit
Oct 11, 2006

Parahexavoctal posted:

I've tried archive.org, and they saved the site but not the mp3s.


You gave me a quick glimmer of hope, but Im now in the same boat.

Archive.org has the getmusic.com main page saved, but not the 'ecoustic sessions' link that has the videos I am looking for. Oh well.

MeTa_Cunt0rV2.1
Jul 30, 2004

by elpintogrande

Fedaykin posted:

Looking for a flash movie about team fortress classic with music shots of the map 2fort. It says something like "I have died...thousands of times" or something like that. I also remember it being very green if that helps.

http://www.trepid.net/images/just_a_game_gp.swf

uberknarf
Dec 9, 2004
no hat. no underwear. no problem.

curious posted:

The flaming sharks makes me think it might be How To Kill a Mockingbird.

Nailed it. Thank you so much!

Mr.Gorha
Jul 27, 2005

Have a nice day.
I'm not sure if it was made by a goon or not but there's an image I've been looking for for a while now of a costume someone made. It's a set of roman armour made out of playing cards and it looked awesome. I can't find the costumes thread so I can't look in there for it.

cheeeeesecake
Aug 16, 2003
I'm looking for a website from 10 years ago. The website was some dorky kid who had a website devoted to how much he loved squirrels. The kid had a picture of him with a fireworks background somewhere on the site. And I think it was a student website from duke I think.

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Dinosaur Gum
My wife used to love this web site in the 90s that had probably 10 rows of 20 Santas each, doing terrible animated GIF "dancing", while the worst, most infectious song ever played. It went like this:

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Do the Claus
Do the Santa Claus

Over, and over, and over again. God help me, I can still hear it today. :suicide:

Every year at Christmas, she laments that she can't find it anymore. As much as I hate it, I love my wife enough to try to find it for her again. Any of my fellow goons have any idea where to find this?

powder 2 da people
Nov 7, 2004

by Y Kant Ozma Post
I've been looking for a video that originated from these forums, some guy kept getting mail addressed to someone named Juanita, I think. His name was Justin Johnson. He mentions Rob Lowe in the video, it's pretty hilarious.

That's all I know about the video, and searching for it using google returns way too many results to look through them all.

Mystery Steve
Nov 9, 2006
Fun Shoe
Does anybody know who did a terrifying cover/edit of the Bee Gees song Words? they've made it sound incredibly creepy gibb sounds as though he's crying on it?

They have a weird name like VnM Or mnv I can't find it anywhere.

Duckbill
Nov 7, 2008

Nice weather for it.
Grimey Drawer

Skunk Boy posted:

My wife used to love this web site in the 90s that had probably 10 rows of 20 Santas each, doing terrible animated GIF "dancing", while the worst, most infectious song ever played. It went like this:

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Do the Claus
Do the Santa Claus

Over, and over, and over again. God help me, I can still hear it today. :suicide:

Every year at Christmas, she laments that she can't find it anymore. As much as I hate it, I love my wife enough to try to find it for her again. Any of my fellow goons have any idea where to find this?

Sounds like one of the many bastard descendants of the Hamster Dance. I found tons of dancing-Santa-GIF pages but none with that song...

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/santa_dance.htm
http://www.bethanyroberts.com/SantaDance.htm
http://www.flowgo.com/funny/9249_dance-santa-dance.html

Useful advice for searching: the music on a lot of these sites only works in IE.

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Someone posted a link I think on SA to a picture/comic story about a year back. It was a translated from Japanese story, sort of creepy like. Basically, an earthquake opened up the side of a mountain revealing human shaped holes. People start entering the holes and disappear. By the end, they find there are exit holes that are drastically morphed and the people come out as grotesque tentacle-like monsters.

It was really cool and freaky but I didn't make a note to bookmark it.

LL_Ghoul_J
Oct 22, 2004

Get Heavy

I Own Soulz posted:

Someone posted a link I think on SA to a picture/comic story about a year back. It was a translated from Japanese story, sort of creepy like. Basically, an earthquake opened up the side of a mountain revealing human shaped holes. People start entering the holes and disappear. By the end, they find there are exit holes that are drastically morphed and the people come out as grotesque tentacle-like monsters.

It was really cool and freaky but I didn't make a note to bookmark it.

It's called "The enigma of Amigara fault" by Junji Ito

Veitch
Sep 19, 2003

by Fistgrrl
flash video parody of the badgers one with niggers/jail-time/watermelon

Lilac
Dec 8, 2005

by Fistgrrl

Veitch posted:

flash video parody of the badgers one with niggers/jail-time/watermelon

Took 10 seconds, nws obviously: http://www.funfreepages.com/flash/friend of the family.php

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Technowrite
Jan 18, 2006

I first battled the Metroids on Planet Zebes.
Is anyone hosting the old FYAD FYAD LOL flash files? The old host is gone and they used to make me laugh pretty hard.

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